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Launch Party Quotes

Launch Party is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Launch Party completed its run in 1970.

Launch Party Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "This website is the brainchild of my brainchild, Ryan. It is my brain-grandchild."
  • (Unnamed) "Then I will say something positive like 'kudos' or 'job well done' --"
  • (Unnamed) "-or 'zippidy do da'."
  • (Unnamed) "I can't tell if he's mocking me."
  • (Unnamed) "Just ignore him."
  • (Unnamed) "Can't do that; really hard for me to let things go."
  • (Unnamed) "I was mocking."
  • (Unnamed) "Thank you."
  • (Unnamed) "I just feel like we need something more to acknowledge when we make a sale."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes. Like a chime or a bell --"
  • (Unnamed) "- or a gong."
  • (Unnamed) "Isn't 7:00 PM a little late for a "Lunch Party"?"
  • (Unnamed) ""Lunch Party"? It's supposed to say "Launch Party." What's wrong with you?"
  • (Unnamed) "Angela has been worse than usual lately, and we have a party to throw, so I googled "how to deal with difficult people." And I got all of this."
  • (Unnamed) "So we're gonna try out some new things today."
  • (Unnamed) "How do you feel about the fact that the banner says "Lunch"?"
  • (Unnamed) "I feel angry. Angry at you. Angry at you for doing something stupid. Angry at me for believing you could do something not stupid."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm so sorry to hear that. That must be awful."
  • (Unnamed) "It is awful. You've made this day awful."
  • (Unnamed) "Maybe you could just change the U into an A."
  • (Unnamed) "Then it would say "Lanch Party," Kevin. Would it really be better if it said "Lanch Party"?"
  • (Unnamed) "I kidnapped a kid."
  • (Unnamed) "You had to; what other choice did you have?"
  • (Unnamed) "I could have paid for the pizza."
  • (Unnamed) "Well -- yeah."
  • (Unnamed) "Do you remember what you said to me on my first day of work, just before you walked me over to my desk?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah. "Enjoy this moment, because you're never going to back to this time before you met your desk-mate Dwight.""
  • (Unnamed) "And that's why I knew. You?"
  • (Unnamed) "You came up to my desk, and you said, "This may sound weird, and there's no reason for me to know this, but that mixed berry yogurt you're about to eat has expired.""
  • (Unnamed) "That was the moment that you knew you liked me?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yup."
  • (Unnamed) "Wow -- Can we make it a different moment?"
  • (Unnamed) "Nope."
  • (Unnamed) "They say you should never mix business with pleasure- really? Well then explain to me how a putt putt golf company operates."
  • (Unnamed) "How do I know this isn't Jim playing a trick?"
  • (Unnamed) "What is a Jim?"
  • (Unnamed) "Find anything?"
  • (Unnamed) "We think it's a straightforward kidnapping"
  • (Unnamed) "Stanley, could you look up "accomplices"?"
  • (Unnamed) "Why can't you guys do it?"
  • (Unnamed) "Because we're looking up "jail time.""
  • (Unnamed) "I've seen this kid before. He's one of the kids who sneaks onto my farm and steals my hemp."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, I know that guy. He's that farmer that grows really crappy weed."
  • (Unnamed) "I hear she's single and ready to mingle; I'm thinking about making a play for her. What do you think; crazy right?"
  • (Unnamed) "I think it's inappropriate to date someone you work with."
  • (Unnamed) "Isn't that part of the fun?"
  • (Unnamed) "No, I think you should date Kelly."
  • (Unnamed) "She works here too, how is that any different?"
  • (Unnamed) "Eh -- she works in the annex -- you're also welcome to date Toby."
  • (Unnamed) "I am not a bad person; when I left Staples I took some of their leads with me, but I never intended to use to them; what did I intend to do with them? Who knows; maybe keep them as a souvenir -- maybe use them."
  • (Unnamed) "Dwight mercy killed Angela's cat, it's very complicated. It's caused a lot of unpleasantness between Dwight and Angela, who are both already prone to unpleasantness."
  • (Unnamed) "I can make more sales than a computer; in fact I challenge that website to make more sales than me today."
  • (Unnamed) "Waste of time."
  • (Unnamed) "What's that pipsqueak?"
  • (Unnamed) "Waste of time; the website's going to win."
  • (Unnamed) "You believe a computer can beat me?"
  • (Unnamed) "I don't care but yes."
  • (Unnamed) "Well I will prove you wrong."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't care and you won't."
  • (Unnamed) "You'll see."
  • (Unnamed) "I won't be watching and I won't."
  • (Unnamed) "That's from Ryan? Does it mention if he's seeing anybody?"
  • (Unnamed) "No, it doesn't. I'll find out today."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes please let us know."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey. Do you know any men that you can fix me up with? I want to have a relationship with a man."
  • (Unnamed) "Eh, I'll, I'll get back to you."
  • (Unnamed) "Let me know."

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