Leprechaun (film) Quotes

Leprechaun (film) is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Leprechaun ended in 1970.

It features Jeffrey B. Mallian as producer, Kevin Kiner, and Robert J. Walsh in charge of musical score, and Levie Isaacks as head of cinematography.

Leprechaun (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Leprechaun (film) is 92 minutes long. Leprechaun (film) is distributed by Trimark Pictures.

The cast includes: Robert Hy Gorman as Alex, Warwick Davis as Leprechaun, Mark Holton as Ozzie, David Permenter as Deputy Tripet, Jennifer Aniston as Tory, Shay Duffin as Daniel O'Grady, Pamela Mant as Mrs. O'Grady, John Sanderford as J.D. Reding, and Ken Olandt as Nathan Murphy.

Leprechaun (film) Quotes

Warwick Davis as Leprechaun

• (Warwick Davis) "Have you seen a crock of gold lying around?"
• (Warwick Davis) "Tell me or I'll bite your ear off, and I'll make a boot out of it."

• (Warwick Davis) "This old Lep, he played one / He played pogo on his lung"

• (Warwick Davis) "Ahh -- me powers are returning."
• (Warwick Davis) "It sounds like me gold."
• (Warwick Davis) "It looks like me gold."
• (Warwick Davis) "It smells like me gold."
• (Warwick Davis) "Mmm -- it tastes like me gold."
• (Jennifer Aniston) "Oh, God. Oh, God."
• (Warwick Davis) "Me golden delicious gold."

• (Warwick Davis) "Ho, ho, ho. I'm right here, and I ain't no Santa Claus."

• (Warwick Davis) "Now --"
• (Warwick Davis) "Is that me gold?"
• (Jennifer Aniston) "What the hell are you?"
• (Warwick Davis) "I'm a leprechaun, me dear."

• (Warwick Davis) "Ah. Try as they will, and try as they might, who steals me gold won't live through the night."

• (Warwick Davis) "An eye for an eye, me dear."

• (Warwick Davis) "Little girls shouldn't look for four leaf clovers."

• (Warwick Davis) "We're cooking now, kids."

Jennifer Aniston as Tory

• (Jennifer Aniston) "Dad, I'm still depressed. I mean, come on; Here I am in New Mexico with my hick father for the whole summer."
• (John Sanderford) "Hey."
• (Jennifer Aniston) "On offense, okay?"
• (John Sanderford) "First of all, it's not New Mexico. It's North Dakota."
• (Jennifer Aniston) "Like it matters. All I care about is it's not L.A."

• (Jennifer Aniston) "Huh. Oh, great. Just when I thought this house couldn't get any worse -- an old basement. Well -- great place to store all the rocks and pine cones I'm going to find."
• (John Sanderford) "Okay, it's a little dusty. I admit that. We'll just clean it up a little bit, splash some paint around."
• (Jennifer Aniston) "Oh, God. You'd need to splash some bulldozers around to fix this place up."

• (Jennifer Aniston) "I thought that was you rubbing my leg."
• (Ken Olandt) "And you let me?"
• (Jennifer Aniston) "That's not the point. Something was rubbing my leg, like caressing it. And it-it ran off over there."
• (John Sanderford) "It's probably just an old possum, honey."
• (Jennifer Aniston) "No, dad. That was not an animal. I know what it feels like when a man caresses my leg."
• (John Sanderford) "You do?"

• (Jennifer Aniston) "Wait. This is a joke, right? This is our poor neighbors' house, and then you're gonna take us to our house."
• (John Sanderford) "Never judge a book by it's cover, honey."
• (Jennifer Aniston) "Dad, this book doesn't even have a cover."

• (Jennifer Aniston) "Hello? Hello? Help us please. Come help us. We're trapped inside of here."
• (Warwick Davis) "Where's the rest of me gold?"
• (Warwick Davis) "Having problems? Do you need a hand?"

• (Jennifer Aniston) "Who are you?"
• (Ken Olandt) "Uh, I was a guy carrying some paint thinner."
• (Jennifer Aniston) "Oh, okay. Here. Does that cover it?"
• (Ken Olandt) "Wait. Hold on a second. You knock over my paint thinner and you offer me $20"
• (Jennifer Aniston) "Okay. Okay. How about that? Will that do it?"
• (Ken Olandt) "Uh, no. Maybe if you said you were sorry, you know, it might."
• (Jennifer Aniston) "Okay here. Keep the change."

• (Jennifer Aniston) "I am going to be miserable here. There's no swimming pool, there's no shopping malls, there's no cable. Bet you don't even have a TV. This sure ain't Beverly Hills."

• (Jennifer Aniston) "What's so funny?"
• (Ken Olandt) "Well, I just think it's funny the way girls are always afraid of spiders and stuff."
• (Jennifer Aniston) "Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, wait a minute. Did I misplace my 1950's calendar, here? 'Girls'? Listen, Bud, okay? This is the 90's. Women are treated equal."
• (Ken Olandt) "Well, first off, my name isn't Bud, it's Nathan. And I don't know many guys that are afraid of houses."
• (Jennifer Aniston) "Oh, is that so?"
• (Ken Olandt) "Yeah."
• (Jennifer Aniston) "Well, you know what? Neither am I."

• (Jennifer Aniston) "Forget it. We're not going to find it."
• (Mark Holton) "You can, too. You just got to believe."
• (Jennifer Aniston) "Damn it, Ozzie. I'm so sick of your magic and your stupid fantasies. Okay, it's too late for that now. We don't have time to sit here in a damn clover patch and look for clovers. That thing is going to wake up."
• (Mark Holton) "You've lost your faith. But you got to believe. Got to."
• (Jennifer Aniston) "All right, here, look, here, look. I believe. I believe."
• (Mark Holton) "Look. You; You found one. I told you. I told you."

• (Jennifer Aniston) "Nathan, that was no f***in' bear."

Mark Holton as Ozzie

• (Mark Holton) "Oh, no."
• (Robert Hy Gorman) "As fashion statements go, blue is not your best color."
• (Mark Holton) "Alex, I asked you to hold that ladder steady. Now look what happened."
• (Ken Olandt) "I'm not even going to ask what happened, really."
• (Jennifer Aniston) "There's a bathroom off the kitchen in there. At least, it looked a little like a bathroom."
• (Mark Holton) "I don't like blue."

• (Mark Holton) "Oh, my God. I swallowed that gold coin."
• (Robert Hy Gorman) "Nice going, Jaws."
• (Mark Holton) "Hey, hey, hey. Can you die from swallowing gold?"
• (Robert Hy Gorman) "Yeah, after I kill you."

• (Mark Holton) "My; My ear. He got my ear."
• (Robert Hy Gorman) "Hey, chill."

• (Mark Holton) "Ah. There's a Leprechaun in the basement. Oh, there's a Leprechaun in the basement."
• (Ken Olandt) "Hold on. What's going on?"
• (Mark Holton) "He come out of a box. He had these long, real skinny fingers. He wasn't nice like lucky charms or anything. And then he ate a bug."
• (Robert Hy Gorman) "A Leprechaun? Let's inject a little reality in here, please."
• (Mark Holton) "I saw him. I really did see him. He even tried to polish my shoes."
• (Robert Hy Gorman) "Then where's your pot of gold?"
• (Mark Holton) "That's what he said he wants. He said he wanted his pot of gold."

• (Mark Holton) "Help. Help. It's happening. The attack is on. O'Grady farm. Uh, send help. The leprechaun is attacking. Army, navy, guns, marines. And we're gonna need some medicine."

• (Mark Holton) "Hey. Hey, look up in the sky."
• (Robert Hy Gorman) "So what, Ozzie? It's just a rainbow."
• (Mark Holton) "It's a magic rainbow. Leprechauns and rainbows; It's a sign."
• (Ken Olandt) "Yeah. Yeah, it's a sign all right. It's time to get back to painting."
• (Mark Holton) "No, we got to go see what's at the end."
• (Robert Hy Gorman) "Ozzie, you're embarrassing me."
• (Mark Holton) "Come on, come with me. We got to get to the end of the rainbow. There's always a pot of gold."

• (Mark Holton) "No. It's me, it's me you want, you green little son of a bitch. I've got the last gold coin. I swallowed it. It's in my stomach."
• (Warwick Davis) "Then it's your belly I want."

• (Mark Holton) "I did a smart thing. I did a smart thing, didn't I?"
• (Robert Hy Gorman) "You're really smart, Ozzie. You just hang in there, okay?"
• (Mark Holton) "Hey, Alex -- What's that?"
• (Mark Holton) "Gotcha. First time I ever got you."
• (Robert Hy Gorman) "You sure did, Ozzie."

• (Little Boy's Voice) "Twinkle, Twinkle / Little star / How I wonder"
• (Mark Holton) "Hello?"
• (Little Boy's Voice) "What you are / Up above the world so high --"
• (Mark Holton) "Who's in there?"
• (Little Boy's Voice) "Like a diamond in the sky / Twinkle, Twinkle, little star / How I wonder what you are"

• (Mark Holton) "Uh-oh. I think something got in here."
• (Robert Hy Gorman) "No s***, Sherlock."
• (Mark Holton) "You'd better watch your mouth. Go wash it out with soap right now, boy."
• (Robert Hy Gorman) "Sure. Sure. And right after that, Ozzie, I'll be sure to ground myself for two weeks."

• (Mark Holton) "Hello? Wow. What neat junk."
• (Little Boy's Voice) "Please let me out. Please? Why won't you let me out of this crate?"
• (Mark Holton) "How did you get in there?"
• (Little Boy's Voice) "Please -- let me out. Please, I don't like it in here. Please."
• (Mark Holton) "Hello? Hello?"
• (Warwick Davis) "I'm back."

• (Mark Holton) "You ever reckon that coin might've come from a Leprechaun?"
• (Mark Holton) "Never mind."
• (Robert Hy Gorman) "Okay, we'll come back tomorrow. And let's just keep this between us."
• (Shop Owner) "Okay."
• (Robert Hy Gorman) "We better get to the restaurant. They're going to be pissed we were gone so long."

• (Mark Holton) "Don't cut yourself on any of this old rusty metal. If you do, it will make your jaw lock shut."

• (Mark Holton) "Alex, do you think you could kill a Leprechaun?"
• (Robert Hy Gorman) "Ozzie, you can kill anything. You just got to know how to do it. Now, me, give me a.357 magnum, press it to the little green critter's temple, and blam. Brains and guts and oozing cruddy stuff dripping all down its head. The guy is gone with a capital dead."

• (Mark Holton) "Anyways, listen-listen. It came right down out of the sky. And there it was -- This flying saucer. It had these weird lights, you know? It was making all of these weird noises, kind of like, boo-boo boo-boo."
• (Robert Hy Gorman) "Ozzie, I thought you weren't going to tell any more stories."
• (Mark Holton) "This really happened, Alex. It did. It's like magic, you know? Like; Like, um -- Well, when you see a star in the night sky; The first star; You can make a wish. And it'll come true."
• (Robert Hy Gorman) "Stop with the magic stuff."

Robert Hy Gorman as Alex

• (Robert Hy Gorman) "Hey, Lep. f*** you, lucky charms."

John Sanderford as J.D. Reding

• (John Sanderford) "So, you boys need any help out here?"
• (Robert Hy Gorman) "Um. I'm afraid that our liability insurance forbids anyone but us handling the tools and equipment. But thanks for the offer."
• (Robert Hy Gorman) "Boy, I could go for a beer right now."

Shay Duffin as Daniel O'Grady

• (Shay Duffin) "Gold, Leah. Gold."
• (Pamela Mant) "What in the lord's name --"
• (Shay Duffin) "A pot of gold. A wee person, a leprechaun. I caught him and made him show me where his gold is. It's the rule, you know?"

• (Shay Duffin) "What did you do? Y-Y-You killed my wife."
• (Pamela Mant) "Hello, Dan, I'm okay. I just got a little kink in me neck."
• (Shay Duffin) "I should've killed you when I caught you in Ireland."
• (Pamela Mant) "Give him the gold, Dan. He's a nice little Leprechaun."
• (Shay Duffin) "I'll give you more than gold."

• (Shay Duffin) "The power of this clover will keep you in there forever."
• (Warwick Davis) "Get that damn clover off this crate. I told you, you couldn't kill me. Where's me gold, Danny, me boy?"
• (Warwick Davis) "Oh, Danny, don't strain yourself."
• (Warwick Davis) "No, not gasoline. You can't burn me, I won't let ya."
• (Warwick Davis) "Don't strain yourself. You're not as young as you used to be. You might have a stroke. I curse ye for all eternity. I've traded me soul for me gold. You'll trade your life."

• (Shay Duffin) "Burn in hell, you little green bastard."

Ken Olandt as Nathan Murphy

• (Ken Olandt) "Um. I'm going to go check out the bedrooms and find out where we're going to stay tonight."
• (Jennifer Aniston) "Oh, great. While you do that, I'm going to find my purse and check into a hotel."

• (Ken Olandt) "Well, I don't see anything, Ozzie."
• (Mark Holton) "This guy -- was real. I mean, he had buckles on his shoes and he had them real horrible teeth, and they were all rotten and everything, and, uh, oh -- I-I know he never does brush them."
• (Mark Holton) "Th-that's him. He's going to kill every one of us, and I'm first."

• (Ken Olandt) "Hey -- okay? Just in case?"
• (Jennifer Aniston) "I better go with you. Just in case."
• (Mark Holton) "Uh, N-Nathan -- Nathan -- I don't think that stick's gonna be big enough. W-wait. Wait for me, I'm coming. Just in case."

• (Ken Olandt) "It sounds like it's coming from the kitchen."
• (Jennifer Aniston) "We're, like, really scared."

• (Ken Olandt) "The O'Grady's collected a lot of junk."
• (Jennifer Aniston) "The O'Grady's?"
• (Ken Olandt) "Yeah, Dan O'Grady. He used to own this place. He was really a -- a weird, and strange guy, you know?"
• (Jennifer Aniston) "Oh. You mean weird and strange like guys who drive dented pickup trucks and paint houses for a living?"

• (Ken Olandt) "You should have some meat loaf. I've got plenty, really."
• (Jennifer Aniston) "Oh, no. No. Do you know what that is?"
• (Ken Olandt) "Yeah, it's meat loaf."
• (Jennifer Aniston) "No. That's cut-up dead cow. Okay, and that's if you're lucky in this place. See, I don't eat meat and I don't kill living things. I feel very strongly about that."
• (Ken Olandt) "Really?"
• (Jennifer Aniston) "Really."
• (Jennifer Aniston) "What are you -- Nathan, what are you doing?"
• (Ken Olandt) "Cut-up dead cow; That's what your shoe is, you know?"
• (Jennifer Aniston) "Give me my shoe."
• (Jennifer Aniston) "Nathan, give me my shoe back."

David Permenter as Deputy Tripet

• (David Permenter) "Say, aren't we a little young to be out this late?"
• (Warwick Davis) "No. I'm 600 years old."

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