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Lethal Weapon 2 Quotes

Lethal Weapon 2 is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Lethal Weapon 2 stopped airing in 1970.

It features Richard Donner as producer, Michael Kamen; Eric Clapton; David Sanborn in charge of musical score, and Stephen Goldblatt as head of cinematography.

Lethal Weapon 2 is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Lethal Weapon 2 is 114 minutes long. Lethal Weapon 2 is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Danny Glover as Roger Murtaugh, Mel Gibson as Martin Riggs, Joss Ackland as Arjen Rudd, Steve Kahan as Capt. Murphy, Joe Pesci as Leo Getz, Mel Gibson as Riggs, Danny Glover as Roger, Darlene Love as Trish Murtaugh, Mel Gibson as Detective, Mary Ellen Trainor as Dr. Stephanie Woods, Danny Glover as Murtaugh, Derrick O'Connor as Pieter Vorstedt, Joss Ackland as Rudd, Patsy Kensit as Rika Van Den Haas, Patsy Kensit as Rika, Juney Smith as Tom Wyler, Darlene Love as Nick Murtaugh, Traci Wolfe as Carrie Murtaugh, Traci Wolfe as Rianne Murtaugh, and Mark Rolston as Hans.

Lethal Weapon 2 Quotes

Danny Glover as Roger Murtaugh

  • (Danny Glover) "You are not dead until I tell you. Got that Riggs?"
  • (Danny Glover) "Why didn't they plant the bomb in Trish's stove?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Yeah. Think of all the needless suffering that could've ended there."
  • (Danny Glover) "I'm gonna die on a toilet, aren't I?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Guys like you don't die on toilets."
  • (Danny Glover) "DROP IT, ARJEN RUDD."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Rog --"
  • (Joss Ackland) "Diplomatic immunity."
  • (Danny Glover) "It's just been revoked."
  • (Danny Glover) "That's downtown L.A. How would you like to have a house up here?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Well, it would be okay on the three days of the year when you can actually see it."
  • (Danny Glover) "Nailed 'em both."
  • (Danny Glover) "How you doin'?"
  • (Consulate Envoy) "I think there must be some mistake."
  • (Danny Glover) "Say what?"
  • (Consulate Envoy) "Listen to your friend here, he knows what he's talking about. I don't think you want to go to South Africa."
  • (Danny Glover) "Why not?"
  • (Consulate Envoy) "Because you're black."
  • (Joe Pesci) "You are."
  • (Joe Pesci) "He is."
  • (Danny Glover) "This was a new car, Riggs --"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Well, it still is."
  • (Danny Glover) "You're not going to make it."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Yes, I will."
  • (Danny Glover) "There's not enough room."
  • (Mel Gibson) "There's plenty of room, sure I'll make it."
  • (Danny Glover) "Ah, my side panel."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Move over. Move over."
  • (Danny Glover) "Move over, mother f***er."
  • (Danny Glover) "Tell me I'm not f***ed."
  • (Mel Gibson) "He's f***ed --"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Well, okay, but I'd be lying."
  • (Danny Glover) "Of course I'm black. That's why I want to go to South Africa."
  • (Danny Glover) "To join my oppressed brothers as they take up the struggle against this racist, fascist, White Minority Regime."
  • (Joe Pesci) "Racist White Regime."
  • (Danny Glover) "One man, one vote."
  • (Joe Pesci) "One man, one vote."
  • (Danny Glover) "Free South Africa you dumb son of a bitch."
  • (Joe Pesci) "You dumb son of a bitch."
  • (Consulate Envoy) "That's quite enough. Get out."
  • (Danny Glover) "Riggs, you crazy son of a bitch."
  • (Danny Glover) "I'm too old for this s***."
  • (Unnamed) "Another day, another hobby."
  • (Danny Glover) "Yeah another day, another hobby. What's new?"
  • (Danny Glover) "George -- Home --. Out."
  • (George) "But sir, I --"
  • (Danny Glover) "George, I got a gun."
  • (George) "Yes Sir."

Mel Gibson as Martin Riggs

  • (Mel Gibson) "I'd like to see your drivers license and proof of insurance."
  • (Mel Gibson) "I'm not a cop tonight, Rog. This is personal."
  • (Arjen "Aryan" Rudd) "Just get out of here, Kaffir-lover."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Eeny -- Meeny -- Meinie --"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Hey Moe."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Big Smile. Big Smile. BIG SMILE."
  • (Mel Gibson) "She's got a great body. She makes you want to buy rubbers."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Do you like your chili with or without crushed Oreos?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Hey what's with you Rog? She was great, she was beautiful."
  • (Mickey McGee) "Yeah, I liked it. She made me want to go out and buy rubbers right now."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Hey, hey. Did you get them? The bad guys? Are they all gone?"
  • (Danny Glover) "Yeah. Hey, hey. They've been -- de-kaffir-nated."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Hey, this is a real nice hobby room. All you need now is a hobby."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Where were you man? You my partner or what? Why didn't you follow me down?"
  • (Joe Pesci) "Yeah, why didn't you follow him down?"
  • (Danny Glover) "Shut up. From seven floors up?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "How the hell do you do that man?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Well, I dislocated my shoulder one time and I can do it whenever I want."
  • (Mel Gibson) "God damn man, doesn't that hurt?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Yes it does but not as much as when I put it back in."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Eeenie, Meenie, Miennie --"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Hey, Moe."
  • (Mel Gibson) "This stinks."
  • (Steve Kahan) "I don't give a f***, Riggs. That's why I don't have an ulcer, because I know when to say "I don't give a f***.""
  • (Steve Kahan) "And Riggs."
  • (Steve Kahan) "What?"
  • (Steve Kahan) "You know what that says?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Yeah, the same thing as that."
  • (Mel Gibson) "But I don't give a f***."
  • (Danny Glover) "You're lucky. I have to live with that."
  • (Mel Gibson) "We're back, we're bad, you're black, I'm mad."
  • (Mel Gibson) "On three, what do ya say?"
  • (Danny Glover) "Okay."
  • (Mel Gibson) "One -- two --"
  • (Danny Glover) "Wait, wait, wait."
  • (Mel Gibson) "What?"
  • (Danny Glover) "Do we do it on three? Or one, two, three, then do it?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "It's your ass, Cochise."
  • (Danny Glover) "My ass, yeah. On three."
  • (Mel Gibson) "We go on three?"
  • (Danny Glover) "Yeah."
  • (Mel Gibson) "In one ear, out the RUBBER --"
  • (Mel Gibson) "This stinks."
  • (Steve Kahan) "I don't give a f***, Riggs. That's why I don't have an ulcer, because I know when to say "I don't give a f***.""
  • (Mel Gibson) "Get off me man. I don't want anybody to see us like this."
  • (Mel Gibson) "I'm surprised you haven't heard of me, I got a bad reputation, like sometimes I just go nuts like now ha ha."
  • (George) "Mr. Murtaugh has a gun."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Yeah, but it's an old gun and he's not a very good shot."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Well if it isn't Mrs. Sigmund Fraud."
  • (Mary Ellen Trainor) "My door is always open."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Well, I think we should keep this on a professional level, don't you, Doc?"
  • (Mary Ellen Trainor) "Why do you do this to yourself Riggs?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Well, who else am I supposed to do it to? None of them'll let me. Besides, I need the money."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Hey, did anyone ever tell you if you sit on the rocks too long, you get piles? Come on, lets get out of here."
  • (Mel Gibson) "I think it's time for the seventh inning stretch."
  • (Mel Gibson) "That's a baseball expression."
  • (Patsy Kensit) "I know. But we're only up to the fourth inning."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Batter up."
  • (Mickey McGee) "Hey, Jesus Christ. What the hell's wrong with you guys?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "I'm sorry, that's very uncool."
  • (Mickey McGee) "You're sorry? Check my shorts, for Christ's sake."

Derrick O'Connor as Pieter Vorstedt

  • (Arjen "Aryan" Rudd) "Mr. Getz got away. A missed opportunity and he gets away. He slips right through our fingers, and into the hands of the police."
  • (Arjen "Aryan" Rudd) "What are you doing?"
  • (Derrick O'Connor) "I was just checking to see if I was standing on plastic."
  • (Derrick O'Connor) "Hello, Wyler. This just isn't your day. Just like your buddy, Murtaugh. Tell me something. Have your brains ever seen the light of day?"
  • (Juney Smith) "Who the f*** do you think you are, man? I'm a cop."
  • (Derrick O'Connor) "No. You were a cop, Wyler."
  • (Derrick O'Connor) "I was going to offer you a drink, Riggs, but I hear you're on the wagon these days."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Yeah, that stuff'll kill you quick. Listen, you know so much about me; who the hell are you?"
  • (Derrick O'Connor) "I'm the guy that changes the course of your life, man. 4 years ago, Riggs, when you were a narc off Long Beach, you were getting too close to us so we put a contract out on you. I handled it myself; drove your car right off the f***ing road, remember? Now, of course, you weren't driving. You can't imagine the surprise. I pulled back this matted mop of blood-soaked hair to see this woman's face -- your wife, right? She didn't die straightaway -- took a bit of time."
  • (Derrick O'Connor) "Don't know much luck with women, do you, Riggs?"
  • (Derrick O'Connor) "What is going on down here?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Freeze dickhead. Get down here dickhead. Come on, it's been a bad day."

Joss Ackland as Arjen Rudd

  • (Joss Ackland) "Certain policemen in this city have become an intolerable nuisance. They are obviously onto us again. How do you propose to handle it?"
  • (Derrick O'Connor) "Warn them off. It's my experience that a scared cop is more useful than a dead one."
  • (Joss Ackland) "A warning? Is that not a bit tame?"
  • (Derrick O'Connor) "Depends on how you do it."
  • (Joss Ackland) "Things are getting out of hand. We are suffering too many losses. We have to move the cash in one large shipment."
  • (Derrick O'Connor) "We'll need something bigger than a suitcase."
  • (Joss Ackland) "I'll worry about that. You worry about the police. The warning did not work."
  • (Joss Ackland) "Load the container. By the time anyone finds their bodies, they'll be in Cape Town."
  • (Joss Ackland) "Our money -- just make sure they're dead."
  • (Joss Ackland) "Certain policemen in this city have become an intolerable nuisance. They are obviously onto us again. How do you propose to handle the situation?"
  • (Derrick O'Connor) "Warn them off. It's my experience that a scared cop is more useful than a dead one."
  • (Joss Ackland) "A warning -- is that not a bit tame?"
  • (Derrick O'Connor) "Depends how you do it."

Darlene Love as Nick Murtaugh

  • (Darlene Love) "Is this your pen?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Thanks,"
  • (Mel Gibson) "I keep losing it."
  • (Darlene Love) "Something's wrong."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Naw, not really, just another god**** pen."
  • (Darlene Love) "You were saying about the pen."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Oh, it just reminds me of something thats all."
  • (Darlene Love) "Reminds you of what?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Ah, reminds me of the night Vicki was killed."
  • (Darlene Love) "I didn't mean to push."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Hang on that ok, we never talked about this did we."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Well, I supposed to be meeting her for dinner and you know one of those romantic dinners for two. I was up to my eyeballs in work and I forgot about the whole thing."
  • (Mel Gibson) "I guess she waited in the restaurant for an hour before she decided to drive home alone. It was midnight before I got home, I got home to a ringing phone, do naturally I answered it. They told me she was killed in a car crash."
  • (Mel Gibson) "I should have been driving, I guess we would have been all right, huh. Anyway I remember falling down on my knees and I started shaking all over and I remember thinking I'm losing it, I'm losing it. So there I was lying on the living room floor. Lying there and I'm seeing under the couch and I see this gold pen. Gold pen just lying under the couch, I've been looking, haven't seen it in two months, there it is."
  • (Mel Gibson) "She wasn't much of a housekeeper. And this voice goes off inside my head, kind a like a drill instructor, I really heard it. It said GET UP NOW. I didn't feel like it but I got up, muscles were still working and I drove to the hospital and identified her in the morgue and signed her out with my gold pen."
  • (Danny Glover) "Gold pen? Hey, Trish found one in the laundry the other day."
  • (Darlene Love) "Hey, Hey, what's that your eating dad?"
  • (Danny Glover) "My tuna fish sandwich"
  • (Traci Wolfe) "TUNA."
  • (Traci Wolfe) "Daddy, you can't eat tuna"
  • (Danny Glover) "I can't eat what"
  • (Traci Wolfe) "Mom, dad killed flipper"
  • (Darlene Love) "We're boycotting tuna honey because they kill the dolphins that get's caught in the nets, ONLY albacore"
  • (Danny Glover) "Alba what"
  • (Darlene Love) "why don't have a ham sandwich"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Hey, eat Miss Piggy instead"
  • (Traci Wolfe) "Oh, I'm sorry"
  • (Mel Gibson) "It's only my eye"
  • (Danny Glover) "Ha, Ha, Ha"

Steve Kahan as Capt. Murphy

  • (Steve Kahan) "Murtaugh, all that damage you caused downtown is comin' out of the department's budget."
  • (Danny Glover) "Fine. Pay it off in Krugerrands."
  • (Steve Kahan) "Don't make jokes, Murtaugh, make arrests."

Joe Pesci as Leo Getz

  • (Joe Pesci) "Hey hey hey. Listen, if we're going, shouldn't I have a gun?"
  • (Danny Glover) "NO."
  • (Joe Pesci) "I'm Leo Getz, and whatever you want, Leo gets."
  • (Joe Pesci) "They f*** YOU at the drive-thru, okay? They f*** YOU at the drive-thru. They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got f***ed. They know you're not gonna turn around and go back, they don't care. So who gets f***ed? Ol' Leo Getz. Okay, sure. I don't give a f***. I'm not eating this tuna, okay?"

Patsy Kensit as Rika

  • (Patsy Kensit) "What are you doing here?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Oh, I've just been upstairs with your boss, shooting the breeze -- shooting his fish."
  • (Patsy Kensit) "Rudd's hiding behind his diplomatic credentials, isn't he?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "He's not a very good guy, your boss."
  • (Patsy Kensit) "Then whatever he's doing, he shouldn't get away with it."

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