Li'l Abner (1959 film) Quotes

Li'l Abner (1959 film) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Li'l Abner ended its run in 1970.

It features Norman Panama as producer, Gene De Paul in charge of musical score, and Daniel L. Fapp as head of cinematography.

Each episode of Li'l Abner (1959 film) is 114 minutes long. Li'l Abner (1959 film) is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

Li'l Abner (1959 film) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Is you inferring you has money?"
• (Unnamed) "Lady, I is filthy with it."
• (Unnamed) "Mister, you is filthy without it."

• (Unnamed) "Why it's the Bar Harbor Scraggs."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, they've been barred from every harbor in the country."

• (Unnamed) "Romeo Scragg, do you claim to be Daisy Mae's kith an' kin?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes, and that's the whole trouble."
• (Unnamed) "Trouble?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, I'd like to kith her, but I don't think I kin."

• (Unnamed) "She works for me. She gets a salary, and she sort of lives in my house."
• (Unnamed) "Really? Does that mean you gets bed and board, ma'm?"
• (Unnamed) "Extremely."

• (Unnamed) "Well, howdy General. Welcome to Dogpatch. I'd say "what's your pleasure?", but I see you done brought it with you."

• (Unnamed) "I'll bet you were wondering what I've been doing up there in Washington, D.C. these past eighteen years."
• (Unnamed) "We didn't care, as long as you was there and we was here."

• (Unnamed) "Appasionata, you should have been here an hour ago. Why are you so late?"
• (Unnamed) "I had to make up."
• (Unnamed) "Your face?"
• (Unnamed) "No, with the chauffeur -- we had a fight."
• (Unnamed) "Remind me to fire that chauffeur."

• (Unnamed) "I looked in the mirror this morning and most of my good years are gone."
• (Unnamed) "I guess you're right. After all, you is pushing eighteen."

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