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Life Serial Quotes

Life Serial is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Life Serial ended in 1970.

Life Serial Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Buffy, a word in your ear. Um, if you, uh, think of the store as a-as a library, it'll help you to concentrate on-on service rather than selling."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes. And then I'm going to marry Bob Dole and raise penguins in Guam."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes, uh, quite right, yes."
  • (Unnamed) "This mummy hand has ceased to be."
  • (Unnamed) "It is an ex-mummy hand."
  • (Unnamed) "W-What the hell is that?"
  • (Unnamed) "Death Star, dude. Wicked, huh?"
  • (Unnamed) "Thermal exhaust port's above the main port, numb nuts."
  • (Unnamed) "For your information, I'm using the Empire's revised designs from Return of the Jedi."
  • (Unnamed) "That's a flawed design."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey. All you said was lose the mural."
  • (Unnamed) "I need you to hold hands."
  • (Unnamed) "With each other?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well, you know what homophobia really means about you, don't you?"
  • (Unnamed) "Stop touching my magic bone."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, she's coming over here. What do we do?"
  • (Unnamed) "Jonathan, grab your magic bone."
  • (Unnamed) "Is this all research, or just some kind of stress test for the table?"
  • (Unnamed) "I just hope she solves it faster than Data did on the ep of TNG where the Enterprise kept blowing up."
  • (Unnamed) "Or-or Mulder, in that X-Files where the bank kept exploding."
  • (Unnamed) "Scully wants me so bad."
  • (Unnamed) "We tested her, faced her, and we survived."
  • (Unnamed) "Unless I have internal injuries that will eventually kill me."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, of course, but, barring that, Warren's right. We did good."
  • (Unnamed) "Tonight sucks. And look at me. Look at; look at stupid Buffy. Too dumb for college, and-and-and freak Buffy, too strong for construction work. And-and my job at the magic shop? I was bored to tears even before the hour that wouldn't end. And the only person that I can even stand to be around is a -- neutered vampire who cheats at kitten poker."

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