Lilo and Stitch Quotes

Lilo and Stitch is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Lilo &amp completed its run in 1970.

It features Clark Spencer as producer, and Alan Silvestri in charge of musical score.

Lilo and Stitch is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Lilo and Stitch is 85 minutes long. Lilo and Stitch is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Zoe Caldwell as Grand Councilwoman, Kevin Michael Richardson as Gantu, Zoe Caldwell as Nani, Susan Hegarty as Rescue Lady, Susan Hegarty as Rescue lady, Miranda Paige Walls as Myrtle Edmonds, and Zoe Caldwell as Girl.

Lilo and Stitch Quotes

Zoe Caldwell as Grand Councilwoman

• (Zoe Caldwell) "YOU. You're the cause of all this. If it hadn't been for your Experiment 626, none of this --"
• (Stitch) "Stitch."
• (Zoe Caldwell) "What?"
• (Stitch) "My name, Stitch."
• (Zoe Caldwell) "Stitch then. If it wasn't for Stitch --"
• (Stitch) "Does Stitch have to go in the ship?"
• (Zoe Caldwell) "Yes --"
• (Stitch) "Can Stitch say goodbye?"
• (Zoe Caldwell) "Yes."
• (Stitch) "Thank you."
• (Zoe Caldwell) "Who are you?"
• (Stitch) "This is my family. I found it, all on my own. It's little, and broken, but still good. Yeah. Still good."

• (Lilo) "Did you lose your job because of Stitch and me?"
• (Zoe Caldwell) "Nah. The manager's a vampire. He wanted me to join his legion of the undead."
• (Lilo) "I knew it."

• (Zoe Caldwell) "And as for that abomination, it is the flawed product of a deranged mind. It has no place among us. Captain Gantu, take him away."
• (Kevin Michael Richardson) "With pleasure."

• (Mr. Cobra Bubbles) "Heard you lost your job."
• (Zoe Caldwell) "Well -- I just quit that job, because the hours are just not conducive to raising a child --"
• (Zoe Caldwell) "Hey."
• (Mr. Cobra Bubbles) "What is that?"
• (Lilo) "That's my puppy."
• (Mr. Cobra Bubbles) "Really?"
• (Mr. Cobra Bubbles) "Thus far you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience, but I cannot tolerate you being jobless. Do I make myself clear?"
• (Zoe Caldwell) "Perfectly."
• (Mr. Cobra Bubbles) "And next time I see that dog, I want him to be a model citizen. Capisce?"
• (Lilo) "Uh -- yes?"
• (Mr. Cobra Bubbles) "New job. Model citizen."
• (Mr. Cobra Bubbles) "Good day."

• (Lilo) "One of them had a giant eye in the middle of his face."
• (Zoe Caldwell) "Oh, Lilo."
• (Zoe Caldwell) "Please don't do this."
• (Mr. Cobra Bubbles) "You know I have no choice."
• (Zoe Caldwell) "No. You're not taking her. I'm the only one who understands her. You take that away, she won't stand a chance."
• (Mr. Cobra Bubbles) "You're making this harder than it needs to be."
• (Zoe Caldwell) "But you don't know what you're doing. She needs me."
• (Mr. Cobra Bubbles) "IS THIS WHAT SHE NEEDS? It seems clear to me that you need her a lot more than she needs you."

• (Zoe Caldwell) "What about military forces just landing there?"
• (Pleakley) "Well that would be a BAD IDEA. These are extremely simple creatures, miss. Landing there would create mass mayhem and planet-wide panic."

• (Zoe Caldwell) "Oh, you are such a pain."
• (Lilo) "Then why don't you sell me and buy a rabbit instead?"
• (Zoe Caldwell) "At least a rabbit would behave better than you."
• (Lilo) "Good. Then you'll be happy 'cause it'll be smarter than me, too."
• (Zoe Caldwell) "And quieter."
• (Lilo) "You'll like it 'cause it's stinky like YOU."
• (Zoe Caldwell) "Go to your ROOOOOOOOMMM."
• (Lilo) "I'm already in my room."

• (Zoe Caldwell) "Why didn't you wait at school? You were supposed to wait there. Lilo. Do you not understand? Do you want to be taken away? Answer me."
• (Lilo) "No."
• (Zoe Caldwell) "No, you don't understand?"
• (Lilo) "No."
• (Zoe Caldwell) "No, what?"
• (Lilo) "Noooo."

• (Lilo) "Hey. Three days ago, I bought Stitch at the shelter. I paid two dollars for him. See this stamp? I own him. If you take him, you're stealing."
• (Mr. Cobra Bubbles) "Aliens are all about rules."
• (Zoe Caldwell) "You look familiar."
• (Mr. Cobra Bubbles) "CIA. Roswell. 1973."
• (Zoe Caldwell) "Ah, yes. You had hair then."

• (Zoe Caldwell) "You are so finished when I get in there. I'm gonna stuff you in the blender, push "puree," then bake you into a pie and feed it to the social worker. And when he says, "Mmmm, this is great, what's your secret?" I'm gonna say --"
• (Zoe Caldwell) "-- Love -- and -- nurturing --"

• (Pleakley) "Don't interact with her."
• (Zoe Caldwell) "Where's Lilo?"
• (Jumba) "Who?"
• (Jumba) "What?"
• (Zoe Caldwell) "Lilo. My sister."
• (Jumba) "Uh -- sorry, we do not know anyone by this, uh --"
• (Zoe Caldwell) "Lilo. She's a little girl this big, she has black hair and brown eyes and she hangs around with that THING."
• (Jumba) "We know her."
• (Zoe Caldwell) "Bring -- her -- back."
• (Pleakley) "Oh, we can't do that. Uh-uh. That would be misuse of galactic resources."
• (Jumba) "See, problem is, we're just here for him."
• (Zoe Caldwell) "So she's gone?"
• (Pleakley) "Look at the bright side. You won't have to yell at anyone anymore."

• (Jumba) "Heh heh, he got away?"
• (Zoe Caldwell) "I'm sure this comes as no surprise to you."
• (Jumba) "I designed 626 to be unstoppable."
• (Zoe Caldwell) "Which is precisely why you must now bring him back."
• (Jumba) "What? Me?"
• (Zoe Caldwell) "And to reward you, we are willing to trade your freedom for his capture."

• (Zoe Caldwell) "Experiment 626. Give us a sign you understand any of this. Show us that there is something inside you that is good."
• (Stitch) "Meega, nala kwishta."
• (Zoe Caldwell) "So -- naughty."
• (Jumba) "I didn't teach him that."

• (Zoe Caldwell) "Lilo. There you are, honey face. This is Mr -- "Bubbles"."
• (Mr. Cobra Bubbles) "Nice to meet you."
• (Lilo) "Your knuckles say "cobra" -- "Cobra Bubbles" -- you don't look like a social worker."
• (Mr. Cobra Bubbles) "I'm a special classification."
• (Lilo) "Did you ever kill anyone?"
• (Mr. Cobra Bubbles) "We're getting off the subject. Let's talk about you. Are you -- happy?"
• (Lilo) "I'm adjusted."
• (Lilo) "I eat all four food groups, and look both ways before crossing the street -- and take long naps --"
• (Lilo) "and get disciplined?"
• (Mr. Cobra Bubbles) "Disciplined?"
• (Lilo) "Yeah. She disciplines me real good."
• (Lilo) "Sometimes five times a day. With bricks."
• (Mr. Cobra Bubbles) "Bricks?"
• (Lilo) "Uh huh -- in a pillow case --"
• (Zoe Caldwell) "Okay, that's enough sugar for you. Why don't you run along now, you little cutie. The other social workers just thought she was a scream. Thirsty?"
• (Mr. Cobra Bubbles) "Let me illuminate to you the precarious situation in which you have found yourself. I am the one they call when things go wrong, and things have indeed gone wrong."

• (Zoe Caldwell) "Read the charges."
• (Kevin Michael Richardson) "Doctor Jumba Jookiba, you stand before this council accused of illegal genetic experimentation."
• (Zoe Caldwell) "How do you plead?"
• (Jumba) "Not guilty. My experiments are only theoretical, and completely within legal boundaries."
• (Zoe Caldwell) "We believe you actually -- created something."
• (Jumba) "Created something? Hah. But that would be irresponsible and unethical. I would never, ever --"
• (Jumba) "-- make -- more than one."

• (Zoe Caldwell) "Okay, talk. I know you had something to do with this. Now, where's Lilo? Talk. I know you can."
• (Stitch) "Okay, okay."

• (Lilo) "We're a broken family, aren't we?"
• (Zoe Caldwell) "No -- Maybe, a little. Maybe a lot. I shouldn't have yelled at you."
• (Lilo) "We're sisters. It's our job."
• (Zoe Caldwell) "Yeah, well, from now on --"
• (Lilo) "I like you better as a sister than a mom."
• (Zoe Caldwell) "Yeah?"
• (Lilo) "And you like me better as a sister than a rabbit, right?"

• (Pleakley) "All is well. Please go about your business. I'm okay."
• (Zoe Caldwell) "Uh, your head looks -- swollen."
• (Jumba) "Actually, she's just ugly."
• (Pleakley) "Oh, he's joking. Ugly; Look at me."

• (Zoe Caldwell) "Did you catch fire again?"
• (David) "No, just the stage."

• (Zoe Caldwell) "Can we not simply destroy the island?"
• (Pleakley) "NO, crazyhead. The mosquito's food of choice, primitive humanoid lifeforms, have colonies all over that planet."
• (Zoe Caldwell) "Are they intelligent?"
• (Pleakley) "No. But they're very delicate. In fact, every time an asteroid strikes their planet, they have to begin life all over. Fascinating, isn't it?"

• (Zoe Caldwell) "I'll tell you what. If you promise not to fight anymore, I promise not to yell at you, except on special occasions."
• (Lilo) "Tuesdays and bank holidays would be good."

• (Zoe Caldwell) "Prepare yourselves. Three months ago, an unauthorized military experiment was uncovered in which a creature was modified at the genetic level. Open it."
• (Zoe Caldwell) "He is called Experiment 626."
• (Zoe Caldwell) "Thoroughly unpleasant. His recent attack on the peaceful populace of the planet Piztov is a mere addition to the nauseating list of mischief and hooliganism that has earned him the prestigious title of Public Nuisance Number One. Experiment 626, you've given no indication that you are anything but dangerous, but I can give you this one chance. Show us that there is something inside you that is good."
• (Kevin Michael Richardson) "Answer, you piece of garbage."
• (Stitch) "Meega Nala Kweesta."
• (Zoe Caldwell) "So naughty."
• (Zoe Caldwell) "I herby sentence you to life imprisonment on a maximum security asteroid. Captain Gantu, take him away."
• (Kevin Michael Richardson) "With pleasure."

• (Zoe Caldwell) "You smell like a lawn mower."

• (Lilo) "He was an orphan and we adopted him. What about "ohana"?"
• (Zoe Caldwell) "He hasn't been here that long."
• (Lilo) "Neither have I. Dad said "ohana" means family."
• (Lilo) ""Ohana" means family. Family means --"
• (Zoe Caldwell) "-- nobody gets left behind."
• (Lilo) "Or?"
• (Zoe Caldwell) "-- or forgotten. I know, I know. I hate it when you use "ohana" against me."

• (Zoe Caldwell) "A quiet capture would require an understanding of 626 that we do not possess. Who then, Mr. Pleakley, would you send for his extraction?"
• (Pleakley) "Does he have a brother?"
• (Pleakley) "Close relative, perhaps?"
• (Pleakley) "Friendly cousin? Neighbor with a beard?"

• (Zoe Caldwell) "Hi -- uh -- you must be, the, uh --"
• (Mr. Cobra Bubbles) "The "stupidhead.""
• (Zoe Caldwell) "Oh. Ohhhh. Oh, you know, I'm really sorry about that, and if I had known who you were, of course I never would've -- I can pay for that."
• (Mr. Cobra Bubbles) "It's a rental. Are you the guardian in question?"
• (Zoe Caldwell) "Yes. I'm Nani, nice to meet you Mr --"
• (Mr. Cobra Bubbles) "Bubbles."
• (Zoe Caldwell) "Mr. Bubbles? That's a strange --"
• (Mr. Cobra Bubbles) "Yes, I know. Are you going to invite me in, Nani?"

• (Lilo) "A falling star -- I call it. Get out, get out. I have to make a wish."
• (Lilo) "Can't you go any faster?"
• (Zoe Caldwell) "Oh no. Gravity is increasing on me."
• (Lilo) "No, it's not."
• (Zoe Caldwell) "Is too, Lilo, the same thing happened yesterday."
• (Lilo) "You rotten sister, your butt is crushing me. Why do you act so weird?"

Miranda Paige Walls as Myrtle Edmonds

• (Lilo) "I got a new dog. His name is Stitch."
• (Miranda Paige Walls) "That is the ugliest thing I have ever saw."
• (Unnamed) "Yeeaahh."

• (Miranda Paige Walls) "Does this look infected to you?"
• (Lilo) "Yeah."
• (Miranda Paige Walls) "You'd better not have rabies."
• (Zoe Caldwell) "If you have rabies, the doctors are gonna have to cut --"
• (Lilo) "Are you playing dolls?"
• (Miranda Paige Walls) "You don't have a doll."
• (Lilo) "This is Scrump."
• (Lilo) "I made her. But her head is too big, so I pretended that a bug laid eggs in her ear, and she's upset because she has only a few more days to --"

Susan Hegarty as Rescue lady

• (Susan Hegarty) "You have to think of a name for him."
• (Lilo) "His name is -- "Stitch.""
• (Susan Hegarty) "But that's not a real name --"
• (Susan Hegarty) "in -- Iceland. But here it's a good name. "Stitch" it is."

• (Susan Hegarty) "Oh yes, mm-hmm, all of our dogs are adoptable."
• (Susan Hegarty) "Except that one."
• (Zoe Caldwell) "What is that thing?"
• (Susan Hegarty) "A dog, I think -- But it was dead this morning."
• (Zoe Caldwell) "It was dead this morning?"
• (Susan Hegarty) "Well we thought it was dead, it was hit by a truck."

Kevin Michael Richardson as Gantu

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