List of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert episodes (2016) Quotes

List of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert episodes (2016) is a TV show that was first aired in 2016 on CBS. List of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert episodes completed its run in 2016.

List of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert episodes (2016) was on for 209 episodes.

List of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert episodes (2016) Quotes

• (Jon Stewart) "The old Jon Stewart talked about politics and things like that. Me, I don't -- Jeb Bush will be a great nominee. Everything will be fine."
• (Stephen Colbert) "Jon, it's not Jeb. I'm gonna tell you who the candidate is."
• (Jon Stewart) "Before you tell me, though, I'm a little parched. If I may."
• (Stephen Colbert) "Oh, you want to take a little tea in your mouth?"
• (Jon Stewart) "Just a little something, just to wet the whistle before you tell me the nominee. So, before you say the name, if you don't mind, I wouldn't mind bringing liquid into my --"
• (Stephen Colbert) "Because you presently don't know who it is."
• (Jon Stewart) "And I don't have any liquid in my facehole. So I'd just like to, if I may."
• (Stephen Colbert) "Yeah, sure."
• (Jon Stewart) "OK."
• (Stephen Colbert) "It's Donald Trump."
• (Jon Stewart) "WHAT?"

• (Stephen Colbert) "Welcome, citizens, to the 2016 Hungry for Power Games. Ha ha, beautiful. This week, in this arena, the Republicans shall prove they are truly passionate about one candidate: Hillary Clinton. They will do anything to stop her, up to and including nominating Donald J. Jonah Jameson Trump. But Tribute Trump will not enter the arena alone, no. He has formed an alliance with Indiana governor Mike Pence."
• (Stephen Colbert) "Sorry, I blacked out there for a moment. So it is my honor to hereby launch and begin the 2016 Republican National Hungry for Power Games."
• (Stephen Colbert) "Look, I know I'm not supposed to be up here, but let's be honest: neither is Donald Trump."

• (Stephen Colbert) "Do you have any awards or commendations?"
• (Barack Obama) "Well, I have almost thirty honorary degrees and I did get the Nobel Peace Prize."
• (Stephen Colbert) "Oh, really? What was that for?"
• (Barack Obama) "To be honest, I still don't know."

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