Little Miss Sunshine Quotes

Little Miss Sunshine is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Little Miss Sunshine completed its run in 1970.

It features Marc Turtletaub, David T. Friendly, Peter Saraf, Albert Berger, and Ron Yerxa as producer, Mychael Danna in charge of musical score, and Tim Suhrstedt as head of cinematography.

Little Miss Sunshine is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Little Miss Sunshine is 101 minutes long. Little Miss Sunshine is distributed by Fox Searchlight Pictures.

The cast includes: Paul Dano as Dwayne, Steve Carell as Frank, Abigail Breslin as Olive, Greg Kinnear as Richard, and Toni Collette as Sheryl.

Little Miss Sunshine Quotes

Greg Kinnear as Richard

• (Greg Kinnear) "There's two kinds of people in this world, there's winners and there's losers. Okay, you know what the difference is? Winners don't give up."

• (Kirby) "Your packet has tickets in it, and there's your badge number."
• (Greg Kinnear) "Okay."
• (Kirby) "Is there anything else?"
• (Greg Kinnear) "Uh, yeah. Is there a funeral home around here?"

• (Greg Kinnear) "It's stuck or something."
• (Toni Collette) "Try pulling it from here."

• (Greg Kinnear) "It's this Sunday? Why can't Jeff and Cindy take her?"
• (Toni Collette) "They have some equestrian thing in Santa Barbara."
• (Greg Kinnear) "You know, they do that horse s*** every-single-weekend."
• (Toni Collette) "Well, it's the nationals. They're taking both horses, so apparently it's a big deal."

• (Pageant Official Jenkins) "What is your daughter doing?"
• (Greg Kinnear) "She's kickin' ass -- that's what she's doing."

• (Greg Kinnear) "There are two kinds of people in this world, winners and losers."

• (Greg Kinnear) "Everybody just pretend to be normal."

• (Greg Kinnear) "We're going to California."

• (Grandpa) "Are you gettin' any?"
• (Greg Kinnear) "Dad."
• (Grandpa) "You can tell me, Dwayne. Are you gettin' any?"
• (Greg Kinnear) "Come on, please."
• (Grandpa) "No? Jesus. You're what? Fifteen? My God, man."
• (Greg Kinnear) "Dad."
• (Grandpa) "You should be gettin' that young stuff."
• (Greg Kinnear) "Dad."
• (Grandpa) "That young stuff is the best stuff in the whole world."
• (Greg Kinnear) "Hey. Hey. Dad. That's enough. Stop it."
• (Grandpa) "Will you kindly not interrupt me, Richard. See, right now you're jailbait, they're jailbait. It's perfect. I mean, you hit 18, man. You're talkin' about three to five."

• (Greg Kinnear) "Sweet sweetness."

• (Greg Kinnear) "Oh my God, I'm getting pulled over. Everyone, just -- pretend to be normal."

• (Greg Kinnear) "We were driving for five or six hours -- and we thought he was napping --"

• (Grandpa) "Again with the f***ing chicken."
• (Greg Kinnear) "Dad."
• (Grandpa) "It's always with the god**** f***ing chicken."

• (Greg Kinnear) "Sarcasm is the refuge of losers."
• (Steve Carell) "It is? Really?"
• (Greg Kinnear) "Sarcasm is losers trying to bring winners down to their level."
• (Steve Carell) "Wow, Richard, you've really opened my eyes to what a loser I am. How much do I owe you for those pearls of wisdom?"
• (Greg Kinnear) "Oh, that ones on the house."

• (Greg Kinnear) "You know, Olive, Grandpa would have been proud of you today."
• (Abigail Breslin) "Really?"
• (Toni Collette) "You were great."
• (Steve Carell) "You were better than great."
• (Paul Dano) "You were incredible."

• (Greg Kinnear) "Hey, I will pull this truck over, right now."
• (Grandpa) "So, pull the truck over. You're not gonna shut me up. f*** YOU. I can say what I want."

Steve Carell as Frank

• (Steve Carell) "No one gets left behind. No one gets left behind. Outstanding soldier."
• (Steve Carell) "Outstanding."

• (Steve Carell) "But. I. Am. Not. Going. To. Have. Any. Fun."
• (Steve Carell) "Yeah, we're all with ya on that one, Dwayne."

• (Steve Carell) "Is he always like this? How can you stand it?"

• (Steve Carell) ""Where's Olive?" --"
• (Toni Collette) "Oh."

• (Steve Carell) "I couldn't help noticing Dwayne has stopped speaking."
• (Toni Collette) "Oh, yeah, he's taken a vow of silence."

• (Steve Carell) "I take it you didn't like it at Sunset Manor?"
• (Toni Collette) "Frank --"
• (Grandpa) "Are you kidding me? It was a f***ing paradise. They got pool -- They got golf -- Now I'm stuck with Mr. Happy here, sleeping on a f***ing sofa. Look, I know you are a homo and all, but maybe you can appreciate this. You go to one of those places, there's four women for every guy. Can you imagine what that's like?"
• (Steve Carell) "You must have been very busy."
• (Grandpa) "Ho oh. I had second degree burns on my johnson, I kid you not."
• (Steve Carell) "Really?"
• (Grandpa) "Forget about it."

• (Steve Carell) "Where are they? I will kill those little f***ers."

• (Steve Carell) "Did you know that "a la mode", in French, translates literally to "in the fashion"? A la moooode -- It comes from the latin word modus to do or proper measure."
• (Greg Kinnear) "Frank shut up."

• (Steve Carell) "Have I mentioned that I am the preeminent Proust scholar in the US?"

• (Steve Carell) "Who is that? Nietzsche? So you stopped talking because of Friedrich Nietzsche? Far out."

• (Steve Carell) "He fell in love with another man,a colleague of mine; Larry Sugarman."
• (Toni Collette) "Who's Larry Sugarman?"
• (Steve Carell) "Probably the second highest regarded Proust scholar in th US."
• (Greg Kinnear) "Who's number 1?"
• (Steve Carell) "That would be me Rich."
• (Greg Kinnear) "Really?"

• (Steve Carell) "So who do you hang around with?"
• (Steve Carell) "No one?"
• (Steve Carell) "What about your family?"

• (Officer Martinez) "Okay, you're out. On the condition that you never enter your daughter in a beauty pageant in the state of California, ever again. Ever."
• (Steve Carell) "I think we can live with that."

Paul Dano as Dwayne

• (Paul Dano) "I wish I could just sleep until I was eighteen and skip all this crap-high school and everything-just skip it."
• (Steve Carell) "Do you know who Marcel Proust is?"
• (Paul Dano) "He's the guy you teach."
• (Steve Carell) "Yeah. French writer. Total loser. Never had a real job. Unrequited love affairs. Gay. Spent 20 years writing a book almost no one reads. But he's also probably the greatest writer since Shakespeare. Anyway, he uh -- he gets down to the end of his life, and he looks back and decides that all those years he suffered, Those were the best years of his life, 'cause they made him who he was. All those years he was happy? You know, total waste. Didn't learn a thing. So, if you sleep until you're 18 -- Ah, think of the suffering you're gonna miss. I mean high school? High school-those are your prime suffering years. You don't get better suffering than that."

• (Pageant Assistant Pam) "Are you authorized to be here?"
• (Paul Dano) "No."
• (Paul Dano) "Where are the dressing rooms?"
• (Girl in Hallway) "Are you allowed to be here?"
• (Paul Dano) "Just tell me where the dressing rooms are."

• (Paul Dano) "You know what? f*** beauty contests. Life is one f***ing beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work -- f*** that. And f*** the Air Force Academy. If I want to fly, I'll find a way to fly. You do what you love, and f*** the rest."

• (Paul Dano) "Go Hug Mom"

• (Pageant Assistant Pam) "Are you authorized to be backstage?"
• (Paul Dano) "No."

Toni Collette as Sheryl

• (Toni Collette) "I'm so glad you're still here."
• (Steve Carell) "Well, that makes one of us."

• (Toni Collette) "You know, like it or not, we're still your family, for better or worse --"
• (Paul Dano) "No, you're not my family. I don't wanna be your family. I hate you f***ing people. Divorce? Bankrupt? Suicide? You're f***ing losers, you're losers. No, please just leave me here, Mom. Please, please, please. Please -- just leave me here."

• (Toni Collette) "He started snorting heroin."
• (Steve Carell) "You started snorting heroin?"
• (Grandpa) "Let me tell ya, don't do that stuff. When you're young, you're crazy to do that s***."
• (Steve Carell) "Well what about you?"
• (Grandpa) "What about me? I'm old. When you're old you're crazy not to do it."

Abigail Breslin as Olive

• (Abigail Breslin) "Mom, Dwayne's got 20/20 vision."
• (Toni Collette) "I bet he does --"
• (Abigail Breslin) "Now, let's see if you're colorblind."
• (Abigail Breslin) "What's the letter in the circle?"
• (Abigail Breslin) "No in the circle. The letter -- in the circle?"
• (Steve Carell) "Can you see a letter, Dwayne?"
• (Abigail Breslin) "It's an A. See? Right there?"
• (Steve Carell) "It's bright green."
• (Steve Carell) "Oh man."
• (Steve Carell) "Dwayne, I think you might be colorblind."
• (Steve Carell) "You can't fly jets if you're colorblind."

• (Abigail Breslin) "Mom? Dad?"
• (Greg Kinnear) "What is it, hon?"
• (Abigail Breslin) "Grandpa won't wake up."

• (Abigail Breslin) "Why were you unhappy?"
• (Steve Carell) "I fell in love with someone --"
• (Steve Carell) "-- who didn't love me back."
• (Abigail Breslin) "Who?"
• (Steve Carell) "One of my grad students. I was very much in love with him."
• (Abigail Breslin) "Him ? You fell in love with a boy?"
• (Steve Carell) "Very much so."
• (Abigail Breslin) "That's silly."
• (Steve Carell) "You're right it was silly. It was very silly"
• (Grandpa) "That's another word for it."

• (Abigail Breslin) "I'd like to dedicate this to my grandpa, who showed me these moves."
• (Pageant MC) "Aww, that is so sweet."
• (Pageant MC) "Is he here? Where's your grandpa right now?"
• (Abigail Breslin) "In the trunk of our car."

• (Abigail Breslin) "Can I get the, uh, waffles? And, um, what does "a la mode-y" mean?"
• (Diner Waitress) "Oh that means it comes with ice cream."
• (Abigail Breslin) "Ok. A la mode-y then."

• (Abigail Breslin) "Do you think there's a Heaven?"
• (Steve Carell) "Well, it's hard to say, Olive. I don't think anyone knows for sure."
• (Abigail Breslin) "I know, but what do you think?"
• (Steve Carell) "Well -- um -- uh --"
• (Abigail Breslin) "I think there is."
• (Steve Carell) "Think I'll get in?"
• (Abigail Breslin) "Yeah."
• (Steve Carell) "Promise?"
• (Abigail Breslin) "Yeah."

• (Abigail Breslin) "What are you guys talking about?"
• (Grandpa) "Politics."

• (Abigail Breslin) "Do you eat ice cream?"
• (Miss California) "Yes. My favorite is Chocolate Cherry Garcia -- except technically I think it's a frozen yogurt."

• (Abigail Breslin) "Grandpa, am I pretty?"
• (Grandpa) "You are the most beautiful girl in the world."
• (Abigail Breslin) "You're just saying that."
• (Grandpa) "No. I'm madly in love with you and it's not because of your brains or your personality."

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