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Little Shop of Horrors (film) Quotes

Little Shop of Horrors (film) is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Little Shop of Horrors stopped airing in 1970.

It features David Geffen as producer, Miles Goodman in charge of musical score, and Robert Paynter as head of cinematography.

Little Shop of Horrors (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Little Shop of Horrors (film) is 94 minutes long. Little Shop of Horrors (film) is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Ellen Greene as Audrey II, Rick Moranis as Seymour, Ellen Greene as Audrey, Bill Murray as Arthur Denton, John Candy as Wink Wilkinson, and Steve Martin as Orin.

Little Shop of Horrors (film) Quotes

Rick Moranis as Seymour

  • (Rick Moranis) "You remember that total eclipse of the sun about a week ago?"
  • (Chiffon) "Da-doo."
  • (Rick Moranis) "I was walkin' in the wholesale flower district that day --"
  • (Chiffon) "Shoop da-doo."
  • (Rick Moranis) "And I passed by this place, where this old Chinese man --"
  • (Chiffon) "Chang, da-doo."
  • (Rick Moranis) "He sometimes sells me weird and exotic cuttings --"
  • (Chiffon) "Snip, da-doo."
  • (Rick Moranis) "'Cause he knows, you see, that strange plants are my hobby."
  • (Chiffon) "Da da da da da da-doo."
  • (Rick Moranis) "He didn't have anything unusual there that day."
  • (Chiffon) "Nope, da-doo."
  • (Rick Moranis) "So, I was just about to, you know, walk on by --"
  • (Doo-Wop Street Singer) "Good for you."
  • (Rick Moranis) "When suddenly, and without warning, there was this --"
  • (Chiffon) "-- total eclipse of the sun."
  • (Rick Moranis) "It got very dark, and there was this strange humming sound, like something from another world."
  • (Chiffon) "Da-doo."
  • (Rick Moranis) "And when the light came back, this weird plant was just sitting there --"
  • (Chiffon) "Whoop, see-doo."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Just, you know, stuck in, among the zinnias."
  • (Chiffon) "Audrey II."
  • (Rick Moranis) "I coulda sworn it hadn't been there before, but the old Chinese man sold it to me anyways, for a dollar ninety-five."
  • (Rick Moranis) "The Audrey Two is not a healthy girl."
  • (Mr. Mushnik) "Strictly between us; neither is the Audrey One."
  • (Rick Moranis) "'Every household in America'. That's what you had in mind, isn't it?"
  • (Ellen Greene) "No s***, Sherlock."
  • (Rick Moranis) "We're not talking about one hungry plant here; we're talking about world conquest."
  • (Ellen Greene) "And I wanna thank you."
  • (Rick Moranis) "You ate the only thing I ever loved."
  • (Rick Moranis) "You're a monster, and so am I. It's gotta end. It's gotta stop right here."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Are you okay?"
  • (Ellen Greene) "Yes -- No --"
  • (Rick Moranis) "Audrey. Audrey."
  • (Ellen Greene) "No, really, I'm okay."
  • (Rick Moranis) "I'm sorry, Audrey, I'm just so sorry. I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to hurt anyone. It's just that somehow it makes things happen; terrible things. Well, I guess I should've stopped when I found out what it lived on, but it was cute and harmless, and we started doing business and making money and you like me --"
  • (Ellen Greene) "Seymour. Do you really think I liked you because of that?"
  • (Ellen Greene) "I liked you from the day I came to work here."
  • (Rick Moranis) "You mean you still like me, even if I wasn't famous?"
  • (Ellen Greene) "I'd still love you Seymour."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Really?"
  • (Ellen Greene) "Yes. All I ever wanted was you -- and that sweet little house."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Oh, Audrey, you're the most wonderful person that ever lived. We're gonna get that little house and everything will be okay somehow, you'll see."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Suddenly Seymour is standing beside you."
  • (Ellen Greene) "Suddenly Seymour showed me I can."
  • (Ellen Greene) "Yes, you can."
  • (Rick Moranis) "I don't know."
  • (Ellen Greene) "Come on, boy."
  • (Rick Moranis) "I don't know."
  • (Ellen Greene) "Lighten up."
  • (Rick Moranis) "I have so, so many strong reservations."
  • (Ellen Greene) "Tell it to the Marines."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Should I go and perform mutilations?"
  • (Patrick Martin) "Me and the guys at the home office have been following this plant of yours. We've come up with one incredible idea. We're very proud of it. Picture this: we take leaf cuttings, develop little Audrey IIs and sell them to florist shops across the nation. Pretty soon every household in America could have one."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Every household in America."
  • (Patrick Martin) "For starters, kid. Why, this thing could go -- worldwide."
  • (Ellen Greene) "Worldwide ?"
  • (Patrick Martin) "With the right advertising, this thing could be bigger than Hula-Hoops."
  • (Ellen Greene) "Bigger than Hula-Hoops?"
  • (Rick Moranis) "Every household in America? Thousands of you eating -- that's what you had in mind all along, isn't it?"
  • (Ellen Greene) "No s***, Sherlock."
  • (Rick Moranis) "We're not talking about one hungry plant here, we're talking about world conquest."
  • (Ellen Greene) "And I want to thank you."
  • (Rick Moranis) "It's true. I chopped him up. But I didn't kill him."
  • (Rick Moranis) "You okay?"
  • (Ellen Greene) "Yes -- no --"
  • (Rick Moranis) "Don't die, Audrey. Please don't die."
  • (Ellen Greene) "You know, the plant just said the strangest thing just now. It said Orin and Mr. Mushnik are already inside."
  • (Rick Moranis) "It's true. I did it. I fed them to it."
  • (Ellen Greene) "And that's what made it so big and strong, and you so famous?"
  • (Rick Moranis) "I've done terrible things, Audrey, but not to you. Never to you."
  • (Ellen Greene) "But -- I want you to, Seymour."
  • (Rick Moranis) "What?"
  • (Ellen Greene) "When I die, which should be very shortly, give me to the plant, so that it will live and bring you all the wonderful things you deserve."
  • (Rick Moranis) "You don't know what you're saying."
  • (Ellen Greene) "But I do. It's the one gift I can give you. And if I'm in the plant, then I am part of the plant, so in a way -- we'll always be together."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Wait for me, Audrey. This is between me and the vegetable."
  • (Rick Moranis) "The guy sure looks like plant food to me."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Suddenly Seymour / Is standing beside you"
  • (Ellen Greene) "Suddenly Seymour / Showed me I can --"
  • (Ellen Greene) "Yes you can --"
  • (Patrick Martin) "Excuse me. Pardon me, beg your pardon, if you two kids would stop singing for just a moment I've got something I want to discuss with you."
  • (Mr. Mushnik) "Seymour, what's going on?"
  • (Rick Moranis) "Very little, Mr. Mushnik."
  • (Patrick Martin) "Whaddya say, Seymour? Do we have a deal?"
  • (Rick Moranis) "No. Keep your contract. Nobody's touchin' that plant, you hear?"
  • (Patrick Martin) "Hey, we're offerin' a lotta money here."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Forget the money. Take the money and leave."
  • (Patrick Martin) "Whaddya, nuts?"
  • (Rick Moranis) "Yeah, I'm nuts. Get outta here."
  • (Patrick Martin) "Hey, now, come on."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Go on. Get outta here."
  • (Patrick Martin) "You're a loon."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Go on and get out."
  • (Patrick Martin) "Look, I'll come back when you're in a better mood."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Go on, get outta here now."
  • (Patrick Martin) "Alright."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Wait a minute, Audrey II, that's not a very nice thing to say."
  • (Ellen Greene) "But it's true, isn't it?"
  • (Rick Moranis) "No. I don't know anybody who deserves to get chopped up and fed to a hungry plant."
  • (Ellen Greene) "Mmmmmm, sure you do."

Steve Martin as Orin

  • (Steve Martin) "I find a little giggle-gas before I begin increases my pleasure enormously."
  • (Steve Martin) "Look Seymour, this could happen to you. Unless I take immediate action."
  • (Rick Moranis) "What's that?"
  • (Steve Martin) "A drill."
  • (Rick Moranis) "It's rusty."
  • (Steve Martin) "It's an antique. They don't make 'em like this any more. Sturdy. Heavy. Dull."
  • (Steve Martin) "I'm gonna want some gas fer this."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Oh, thank God. I thought you weren't gonna use any."
  • (Steve Martin) "Oh, the gas isn't for you Seymour, it's for me. You see, I wanna really enjoy this."
  • (Steve Martin) "I thrill when I drill a bicuspid / It's swell though they tell me I'm mal-ad-just-ed."
  • (Steve Martin) "When I was younger, just a bad little kid/My mama noticed funny things I did/Like shooting puppies with a BB gun/I'd poison guppies, and when I was done/I'd find a p*****cat and bash in its head/That's when my mama said --"
  • (Chiffon) "What did she say?"
  • (Steve Martin) "She said, "My boy, I think someday/You'll find a way/To make your natural tendencies pay/You'll be a dentist./You have a talent for causing things pain/Son, be a dentist/People will pay you to be inhumane/Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood/And teaching would suit you sill less/Son, be a dentist/You'll be a success.""

Ellen Greene as Audrey

  • (Mr. Mushnik) "Little red dots all over the linoleum, little red spots on the concrete outside; I'm talking blood, Krelborn. I'm talking under my own roof."
  • (Mr. Mushnik) "An axe murderer."
  • (Ellen Greene) "He's got your number now."
  • (Mr. Mushnik) "I saw everything."
  • (Ellen Greene) "He knows just what you've done."
  • (Mr. Mushnik) "Everything you did to her boyfriend."
  • (Ellen Greene) "You've got no place to hide."
  • (Mr. Mushnik) "I saw you chopping him."
  • (Ellen Greene) "You've got nowhere to run."
  • (Rick Moranis) "It's true. I chopped him up, but I didn't kill him."
  • (Ellen Greene) "He knows your life of crime."
  • (Mr. Mushnik) "Tell it to the police."
  • (Ellen Greene) "I think it's suppertime."
  • (Ellen Greene) "Feed me."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Under NO circumstances."
  • (Ellen Greene) "FEED me."
  • (Rick Moranis) "I will not, so stop asking."
  • (Ellen Greene) "Feed me."
  • (Rick Moranis) "No. No more. I can't keep living with the guilt"
  • (Ellen Greene) "Tough titty."
  • (Rick Moranis) "You watch your language."
  • (Ellen Greene) "Ooooh, cut the crap. Bring on the meat."
  • (Ellen Greene) "Would you like a Cadillac car? / Or a guest shot on Jack Paar? / How about a date with Hedy Lamarr? / You can get it."
  • (Ellen Greene) "I got a date."
  • (Mr. Mushnik) "With that same no-goodnik? I'm telling you, Audrey, you don't need a date; you need major medical."
  • (Ellen Greene) "Between our frozen dinners, and our bedtime; 9:15; we'd snuggle watching Lucy on a big, enormous, 12-inch screen."
  • (Ellen Greene) "Tough titty."
  • (Rick Moranis) "You watch your language."
  • (Ellen Greene) "Aw cut the crap and bring on the meat."
  • (Ellen Greene) "If you wanna be profound, if you really gotta justify, take a breath and look around, a lot of folks deserve to die."
  • (Ellen Greene) "Downtown/Where the guys are drips."
  • (Unnamed) "Downtown."
  • (Ellen Greene) "Where they rip your slips."
  • (Unnamed) "Downtown."
  • (Ellen Greene) "Where relationships are no go/Down on Skid Row."
  • (Ellen Greene) "you know the kind'a eats, the kind'a red HOT sweets, the kind'a sticky licky treats I crave."
  • (Ellen Greene) "I'm sorry doctor, I'm sorry."
  • (Steve Martin) "Fall off the motorcycle my ass."
  • (Ellen Greene) "I got killer buds / A power stem / Nasty pods / And I'm using them. / So better move 'em out / Nature calls / You got my pun? / I'm gonna bust your balls."
  • (Ellen Greene) "Feed me, Seymour."
  • (Ellen Greene) "You know I don't come from no Black Lagoon."
  • (Unnamed) "No."
  • (Ellen Greene) "I'm from past the stars and beyond the moon."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes."
  • (Ellen Greene) "You can keep The Thing."
  • (Unnamed) "Thing."
  • (Ellen Greene) "Keep The It."
  • (Unnamed) "It."
  • (Ellen Greene) "Keep The Creature, they don't mean s***."
  • (Ellen Greene) "It wouldn't be terrible at all. It would be a miracle, not to mention the money I'd save on epsom salts and ace bandages."
  • (Ellen Greene) "I need me some water in the worst way. Look at my branches. I'm dryin' up. I'm a goner, honey."
  • (Ellen Greene) "Come on and give me a drink."
  • (Ellen Greene) "I don't know if I should."
  • (Ellen Greene) "Hey, little lady, be nice."
  • (Ellen Greene) "Do you talk to Seymour like this?"
  • (Ellen Greene) "Sure do. I'll take it straight."
  • (Ellen Greene) "Your leaves are dry."
  • (Ellen Greene) "Don't need no glass or no ice."
  • (Ellen Greene) "I'll get the can."
  • (Ellen Greene) "Don't need no twist of lime --"
  • (Ellen Greene) "Here we go."
  • (Ellen Greene) "And now it's suppertime."
  • (Ellen Greene) "Feed me."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Does it have to be human?"
  • (Ellen Greene) "Feed me."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Does it have to be mine?"
  • (Ellen Greene) "Feeeed me."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Where am I supposed to get it?"
  • (Ellen Greene) "Feed me, Seymour / Feed me all night long; That's right, boy.; You can do it. Feed me, Seymour / Feed me all night long / Ha ha ha ha ha. / Cause if you feed me, Seymour / I can grow up big and strong."
  • (Ellen Greene) "You'll wash my tender leaves/You'll smell my sweet perfume/You'll water me, and care for me/You'll see me bud and bloom/I'm feeling strangely happy now/Contented and serene/Oh, don't you see?/Finally, I'll be/Somewhere that's -- green."
  • (Ellen Greene) "A matchbox of our own, a fence of real chain-link/A grill out on the patio, disposal in the sink/A washer and a dryer and an ironing machine/In a tract house that we share/Somewhere that's green"
  • (Ellen Greene) "Seymour's first radio broadcast. I wanted to hear it so bad. I tried to be on time, but --"
  • (Mr. Mushnik) "Don't tell me. You got tied up."
  • (Ellen Greene) "No. Just handcuffed a little."
  • (Ellen Greene) "I'm just a mean green mother from outer space and I'm bad."
  • (Ellen Greene) "Gee, it sure would be swell to get outta here/Bid the gutter farewell and get outta here/I'd move Heaven and Hell to get outta Skid/I'd do I don't know what to get outta Skid --"
  • (Unnamed) "Downtown."
  • (Ellen Greene) "But a hell of a lot to get outta Skid --"
  • (Unnamed) "Downtown."
  • (Ellen Greene) "People tell me there's not a way outta Skid --"
  • (Unnamed) "Downtown."
  • (Ellen Greene) "But believe me/I gotta get outta Skid --"
  • (Unnamed) "-- Row."

Bill Murray as Arthur Denton

  • (Bill Murray) "It's your professionalism that I respect."

John Candy as Wink Wilkinson

  • (John Candy) "Gee, I wish you folks could see this. Hey Seymour, where did you get this WEEEEEEEEEEIRD plant?"

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