Live and Let Die (film) Quotes

Live and Let Die (film) is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Live and Let Die ended in 1970.

It features Harry Saltzman as producer, George Martin; Title song composed by Paul McCartney and Linda McCartney. Performed by Paul McCartney and Wings in charge of musical score, and Ted Moore as head of cinematography.

Live and Let Die (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Live and Let Die (film) is 121 minutes long. Live and Let Die (film) is distributed by United Artists.

The cast includes: Bernard Lee as James Bond, Clifton James as Sheriff J.W. Pepper, David Hedison as Felix Leiter, Roy Stewart as Quarrel, Julius Harris as Tee-Hee, Lon Satton as Harold Strutter, Bernard Lee as M, Gloria Hendry as Rosie Carver, Jane Seymour as Solitaire, Madeline Smith as Miss Caruso, Tommy Lane as Adam, and Earl Jolly Brown as Whisper.

Live and Let Die (film) Quotes

Jane Seymour as Solitaire

• (Jane Seymour) "James, what are you doing?"
• (Bernard Lee) "Just testing an old adage: "Unlucky at cards -- ""

• (Jane Seymour) "Now what are you doing?"
• (Bernard Lee) "Just being disarming, darling."

• (Jane Seymour) "Is there time before we leave, for Lesson number 3?"
• (Bernard Lee) "Of course. There's no sense going out half-cocked."

• (Jane Seymour) "You have found yourself."

• (Jane Seymour) "The cards have followed you for me."

• (Jane Seymour) "Where's Kananga?"
• (Bernard Lee) "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."

• (Jane Seymour) "Well that wasn't very funny."

• (Jane Seymour) "A man comes. He travels quickly. He has purpose. He comes over water. He travels with others. He will oppose. He brings violence and destruction."

• (Jane Seymour) "When do we start back?"
• (Unnamed) "Soon, Solitaire, soon."
• (Unnamed) "Solitaire, why? I treated you well. You lacked for nothing."
• (Jane Seymour) "I don't understand what you --"
• (Unnamed) "Mr. Bond's watch, my dear. I gave you every break possible. You had a 50-50 chance. You weren't even close."
• (Jane Seymour) "I had no choice. Please believe me. The cards."
• (Unnamed) "When the time came, I myself would have given you love. You knew that."
• (Unnamed) "YOU KNEW THAT."
• (Unnamed) "There's only one proper way to deal with this --"
• (Unnamed) "-- And one proper time."

Bernard Lee as James Bond

• (Unnamed) "What shall we drink to, Mr. Bond?"
• (Bernard Lee) "Well, how about an earthquake?"

• (Bernard Lee) "Keep the change."

• (Bernard Lee) "In that case you'd better ship me back to the island and let him ask me in person. I'm not in the habit of giving answers to -- lackeys."
• (Unnamed) "You damn lucky you got an ear left to hear the question with. Which is, did you mess with that?"
• (Bernard Lee) "That is between Solitaire, myself, and Kananga. I will tell him when I see him."
• (Unnamed) "You ain't gonna see the sunlight unless you answer me."
• (Bernard Lee) "Oh, I had no idea that you are so frightened of him."

• (Bernard Lee) "Don't worry darling, its just a small hat, belonging to a man of limited means, who lost a fight with a chicken."
• (Gloria Hendry) "It's a warning. GET IT OUT OF HERE."

• (Unnamed) "Is THIS the stupid mother who tailed you uptown?"
• (Bernard Lee) "There seems to be some mistake. My name is --"
• (Unnamed) "Names is for tombstones, baby. Y'all take this honkey out and WASTE HIM. NOW."

• (Bernard Lee) "Now where would you like to go?"
• (Jane Seymour) "Anywhere where we can find one of these."

• (Bernard Lee) "Quite revealing."

• (Bernard Lee) "Butter hook."

• (Unnamed) "You know where you're going?"
• (Bernard Lee) "Uptown, I believe?"
• (Unnamed) "Uptown? You headed into Harlem, man."
• (Bernard Lee) "Well you just stay on the tail of that jukebox and there's an extra twenty in it for you."
• (Unnamed) "Hey man, for twenty bucks I'd take you to a Ku Klux Klan cookout."

Roy Stewart as Quarrel

• (Roy Stewart) "My regards to Baron Samedi, man, right between the eyes."

Gloria Hendry as Rosie Carver

• (Gloria Hendry) "There's a --"
• (Bernard Lee) "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."

David Hedison as Felix Leiter

• (David Hedison) "Yes, Mr. Bleeker -- I KNOW you "can't just glue the wings back on." And now, Mr. Bleeker, I'm sure there's no need for name-calling."

Clifton James as Sheriff J.W. Pepper

• (Clifton James) "Now you listen to me, trooper boy. We got a swamp full of Black Russians drivin' boats to beat the band down here."

• (Clifton James) "Toby. Toby. I got me a regular Ben-Hur down here. Doing 95 -- minimum"

• (State Trooper) "That look like a boat stuck in the Sheriff's car there, Eddie?"
• (Unnamed) "Boy, where you been all your life? That there's one of them new car-boats."
• (Clifton James) "By the powers INvested IN ME by this parish, I hereby do commandeer this vehicle and all those persons within."
• (Clifton James) "And that means you, smartass."

• (Clifton James) "You gotta set of wheels that just won't quit, boy. If they's yours that is --"
• (Clifton James) "UH-UH. Spin around boy."
• (Clifton James) "Ten fingers on the fender."
• (Clifton James) "Legs apart."
• (Clifton James) "I take it this ain't exactly your debut at this sort of thing."
• (Clifton James) "You picked the WRONG parish to haul ass through BOY. NOBODY cuts and runs on Sheriff JW PEPPER. And it's him who's speakin' by the by."

Madeline Smith as Miss Caruso

• (Madeline Smith) "Such a delicate touch."
• (Bernard Lee) "Sheer magnetism, darling."

Julius Harris as Tee-Hee

• (Julius Harris) "Mr. Bond, its good to see you again."

• (Julius Harris) "There are two ways to disable an crocodile you know."
• (Bernard Lee) "I -- don't suppose you'd care to share that information with me?"
• (Julius Harris) "One way is to take a pencil, and jam it into the pressure hole behind his eye."
• (Bernard Lee) "And the other?"
• (Julius Harris) "Oh the other's twice as simple. You just put your hand in his mouth -- and pull his teeth out. Heh, heh."

Tommy Lane as Adam

• (Tommy Lane) "You made one big mistake back on that island, Bond. You took something that didn't belong to you. And you took it from a friend of Mr. Big's. That kind of mistake is TOUGH to bounce back from."

• (Tommy Lane) "Bond ripped off one of our boats. He's headed for the Irish Bayou. The man that gets him stays alive. Now, MOVE YOU MOTHERS."

Lon Satton as Harold Strutter

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Earl Jolly Brown as Whisper

• (Earl Jolly Brown) "Your champagne, sir."
• (Bernard Lee) "What?"
• (Earl Jolly Brown) "Your champagne."
• (Bernard Lee) "Oh. Just put it on the table over there, will you?"
• (Earl Jolly Brown) "Shall I open it?"
• (Bernard Lee) "Hmm?"
• (Earl Jolly Brown) "Shall I open it?"
• (Bernard Lee) "Oh, no, I can take care of that."
• (Earl Jolly Brown) "Thank you."

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