Live from Baghdad (film) Quotes

Live from Baghdad (film) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Live from Baghdad stopped airing in 1970.

It features George W. Perkins as producer, Steve Jablonsky in charge of musical score, and Ivan Strasburg as head of cinematography.

Live from Baghdad (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Live from Baghdad (film) is 108 minutes long. Live from Baghdad (film) is distributed by Home Box Office.

The cast includes: Michael Keaton as Robert Wiener, Helena Bonham Carter as Ingrid Formanek, Lili Taylor as Judy Parker, Paul Guilfoyle as Stu, Joshua Leonard as Mark Biello, Paul Guilfoyle as Ed Turner, and Bruce McGill as Peter Arnett.

Live from Baghdad (film) Quotes

Lili Taylor as Judy Parker

• (Lili Taylor) "And he'll have a Yoo-Hoo. That's a chocolate drink."
• (Joshua Leonard) "I'll have a beer. It's a malt beverage."

• (Lili Taylor) "Goodbye, Richard. I think you're really smart."
• (Unnamed) "Goodbye, Judy. I think I'm really smart, too."

Helena Bonham Carter as Ingrid Formanek

• (Helena Bonham Carter) "Hey. Hey. Cigars. Embassy man loves cigars, remember? You give embassy man cigars, he give you big access."
• (Michael Keaton) "Hangover?"
• (Helena Bonham Carter) "Brutal."

• (Helena Bonham Carter) "Say this- "La tapar, ana Sahaffi"."
• (Michael Keaton) "La tapar, ana Sahaffi."
• (Helena Bonham Carter) "Pretty good."
• (Michael Keaton) "What does it mean?"
• (Helena Bonham Carter) ""Don't shoot, I'm a journalist"."

• (Helena Bonham Carter) "Well, f*** me with a hot poker."

• (Helena Bonham Carter) "Come on, Wienerish. We're just the eyes. You put this s*** up there, and people pull it down on their Sonys. I think I'm quoting you."
• (Michael Keaton) "No, I said "Zeniths"."

Michael Keaton as Robert Wiener

• (Michael Keaton) "Baghdad is me."
• (Unnamed) "You're supposed to be in Berlin."
• (Michael Keaton) "f*** Berlin. The wall's down. Baghdad is me, Eason."
• (Unnamed) "You've never even been to Baghdad."
• (Michael Keaton) "Close enough. Jerusalem."
• (Unnamed) "I wouldn't bring up Jerusalem if I were you. It's not a point in your favor."

• (Customs Inspector) "23 bottles of vodka?"
• (Michael Keaton) "There was supposed to be 24. s***."
• (Customs Inspector) "For personal use?"
• (Michael Keaton) "Yeah."
• (Customs Inspector) "You are an alcoholic."
• (Michael Keaton) "You're a customs inspector. We all have our parts to play."

• (Michael Keaton) "(on the phone with room service) Could you send up a Pepsi, please?"
• (Helena Bonham Carter) "I'll take a Pepsi."
• (Lili Taylor) "I'll have a Coke."
• (Helena Bonham Carter) "Oh, there's no Coke in Baghdad. Bottling plant's in Dixie."
• (Helena Bonham Carter) "(whispering) Israel."
• (Joshua Leonard) "I'll take a Yoo-Hoo. (everyone looks at Mark.) It's a chocolate drink."
• (Lili Taylor) "I didn't say anything."
• (Michael Keaton) "Make it seven Pepsis."

• (Michael Keaton) "Your family?"
• (Unnamed) "They're safe. Thank you. So you're leaving?"
• (Michael Keaton) "Yeah. It's time for me to go."
• (Unnamed) "And we have become friends."
• (Michael Keaton) "Yeah. You kept your word. And you've been fair. I can't ask for more than that from a friend."
• (Unnamed) "And you got your story."
• (Michael Keaton) "I know. Not the one I wnated."
• (Unnamed) "Isn't it?"
• (Unnamed) "I will see you when this war is over."

• (Unnamed) "DSB season has officially begun."
• (Unnamed) "DSB?"
• (Michael Keaton) "Deadly sperm backup."

• (Unnamed) "Hi. Richard Roth. Don't call me 'Dick'."
• (Michael Keaton) "Robert Wiener. Don't call me 'Dick', either."

Bruce McGill as Peter Arnett

• (Bruce McGill) "I loved Vietnam. I cried when that god**** war ended."

Paul Guilfoyle as Ed Turner

• (Paul Guilfoyle) "No story is worth your life -- but this is the story of a lifetime."

• (Paul Guilfoyle) "You're nothing but a bunch of overpaid, bone-picking vultures."
• (Michael Keaton) "You're confusing us with CBS, pal. We're the under-paid vultures."

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