Long Way Round Quotes

Long Way Round is a television show that was first aired in 2004 on Sky 1. Long Way Round stopped airing in 2005.

Long Way Round was on for 7 (10 ep. extended broadcast) episodes. Long Way Round is created by Ewan McGregor.

Each episode of Long Way Round is 42 minutes (per episode / approx.) long.

Long Way Round Quotes

• (Ewan McGregor) "I said, "Eve, I want you to look after my wedding ring while I'm away," and she started to cry and I said, "Eve. Eve, I can't wear my ring or I won't get laid on the trip.""

• (Ewan McGregor) "It's all just about the motorbikes. It always has been, it always will be."

• (Ewan McGregor) "They think that we might fail."
• (Charley Boorman) "Then we'll do it on the BMW's and show them what a"
• (Charley Boorman) "great big mistake they made."

• (Ewan McGregor) "I just had one of the most extraordinary days on The Road of Bones. We started at 7:30 and we didn't stop for a break 'til 6:30 this evening. They were twelve of the most exciting hours of motorcycling I've ever done in my life, unbelievable. The roads were just deteriorated and deteriorated. We were riding on mud, gravel, and puddles, and pot holes, and rivers, and bogs. It was just everything thrown at us at once."

• (Charley Boorman) "We did it. New York."

• (Ewan McGregor) "Scots: inventors of the modern world. You're welcome."

• (Ewan McGregor) "But It's beautiful here, far Eastern Russia is just gorgeous. There were places today that looked very like Scotland, remind me of Scotland. And I've been struck by how much the world looks like Scotland, and it ust adds to my theory, you know, that we, we made the rest of, the rest of the world in Scotland. We made it all, you know, we made it all in the image of our homeland."

• (Ewan McGregor) "Where in this place called White Horse -- maybe it's not called White Horse."
• (Ewan McGregor) "Charley."
• (Charley Boorman) "Yeah?"
• (Ewan McGregor) "Where are we?"
• (Charley Boorman) "In a motel."
• (Ewan McGregor) "No, what's the name of the town?"
• (Charley Boorman) "Uh -- something donkey. Isn't it? Slim's Donkey or Knuckle Donkey? Starving Donkey. Ur -- I donno."
• (Ewan McGregor) "Ok, the upshot is we have no idea where we are. Can't remember the name of the town that we're in. Oh. It might be on the receipt."
• (Ewan McGregor) "Hungry Horse."

• (Ewan McGregor) "You must do what you think is right, of course -- I need my cloak. it doesn't work without my cloak."

• (Ewan McGregor) "These aren't the bikes you're looking for."

• (Ewan McGregor) "There's no "I" in "team", but as Russ pointed out the other day there is a "me"."

• (Ewan McGregor) "Claudio, there is no problem between Charley and me, Charley tell him."
• (Charley Boorman) "There's a terrible problem with us; we hate each other."

• (Charley Boorman) "It was balls, cow balls, sheep balls, and goat balls, and there were 200 of them. Ewan went first. He's very good at eating that kind of stuff, he can do it."

• (Eve Mavrakis) "I want it off. I want it off to see you. Oh my God, it's so bizarre, it's like there's no 'you', you've just got this thing."

• (Charley Boorman) "What have we let ourselves in for? I mean this is, really is the back and beyond of absolutely nowhere. I mean It's just extraordinary."

• (Russ Malkin) "This is Laurence from BMW."
• (Charley Boorman) "Hello, Laurence."
• (Russ Malkin) "Laurence, this is Ewan --"
• (Ewan McGregor) "DAD."

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