Looney Tunes: Back in Action Quotes

Looney Tunes: Back in Action is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Looney Tunes: Back in Action ended in 1970.

It features Paula Weinstein, and Bernie Goldman as producer, Jerry Goldsmith in charge of musical score, and Dean Cundey as head of cinematography.

Looney Tunes: Back in Action is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Looney Tunes: Back in Action is 93 minutes long. Looney Tunes: Back in Action is distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures.

The cast includes: Joe Alaskey as Bugs Bunny, Brendan Fraser as DJ Drake, Jenna Elfman as Kate Houghton, Steve Martin as Mr. Chairman, Bob Bergen as Porky Pig, Heather Locklear as Dusty Tails, Billy West as Elmer Fudd, Casey Kasem as Shaggy, Frank Welker as Scooby Doo, Timothy Dalton as Damien Drake, Joan Cusack as Mother, Jeff Bennett as Foghorn Leghorn, Don Stanton as Mr. Warner, Danny Chambers as Cottontail Smith, Bruce Lanoil as Pepe Le Pew, and June Foray as Granny.

Looney Tunes: Back in Action Quotes

Joe Alaskey as Bugs Bunny

• (Joe Alaskey) "Is that a mirage, or just product placement?"
• (Daffy Duck) "Oh, who cares, with shopping convenience at such low prices? Water. Fresca. Mountain Dew. Your Product Name Here."
• (Brendan Fraser) "Is this your idea?"
• (Jenna Elfman) "The audience expects it. They don't even notice this kind of thing anymore."

• (Joe Alaskey) "I'm tellin ya, Daffy, I heard the Warner Brothers say that you were their best duck."
• (Daffy Duck) "Flattered though I may be, flattened I will not, in order for you to get the laughs. It's all "woo-hoo, yuk yuk", and then "wham, bam, blam.""
• (Joe Alaskey) "And your tail's on fire."
• (Daffy Duck) "Exactly my point. I --"
• (Joe Alaskey) "No, I mean your tail's on fire."
• (Joe Alaskey) "Daff, you're accident prone."
• (Daffy Duck) "Oh, what am I talking to you for? All you have to do is munch on a carrot and people love you."

• (Joe Alaskey) "I told you we should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque."
• (Daffy Duck) "Now don't start that again."

• (Joe Alaskey) "All those in favour of us not hitting that wall, say 'aye'."
• (Daffy Duck) "Aye."
• (Daffy Duck) "Mother."
• (Spy Car Computer) "Taking you to Mother."

• (Joe Alaskey) "Oh, I hate to see a grown man cry -- especially when it's a girl."

• (Joe Alaskey) "I think we scratched it."
• (Daffy Duck) "Who cares, it's a rental."

• (Joe Alaskey) "So this is Area 51?"
• (Joan Cusack) "No."
• (Joe Alaskey) "The secret government base?"
• (Joan Cusack) "No."
• (Joe Alaskey) "Where they keep all the aliens?"
• (Joan Cusack) "No. Area 51 is a paranoid fantasy we concocted to hide the true nature of this facility."
• (Brendan Fraser) "Which is?"
• (Joan Cusack) "Area 52."

• (Marvin the Martian) "You tricked me."
• (Joe Alaskey) "Eh, what's up, Darth?"

• (Joe Alaskey) "Gee, it was really nice of Wal-Mart to give us all this free Wal-Mart stuff just for saying "Wal-Mart" so many times."

• (Joe Alaskey) "Eh, what gives, doc? We made thirty-five pictures togetha'."
• (Billy West) "Well, as it turns out, I'm secwetwy evil."
• (Daffy Duck) "That's showbiz for ya."
• (Billy West) "Now, make with da the card; so I can pwease my dark masters."

• (Joe Alaskey) "Suddenly I feel like I'm in Aunt Marge's Jell-O mold."

• (Joe Alaskey) "Oh, well -- it's five o' clock somewhere."
• (Jenna Elfman) "If you touch one more thing --"
• (Joe Alaskey) "Shhh -- I'm about to defy you."

• (Daffy Duck) "You'd never catch that rabbit doing something this heroic."
• (Joe Alaskey) "Eh, what's up, duck?"
• (Daffy Duck) "You're dethpicable."

• (Daffy Duck) "What a fantastic view."
• (Joe Alaskey) "Unless you're in the audience in which case you've been staring at an elephant's behind for 30 seconds."

• (Joe Alaskey) "Daff never misses a cue."

Jenna Elfman as Kate Houghton

• (Jenna Elfman) "There's gotta be 314 hotels and 142 casinos in Las Vegas. We are never going to find that duck."
• (Joe Alaskey) "Daff nerver misses a cue."
• (Joe Alaskey) "What's up, duck?"
• (Daffy Duck) "Don't you start with me."

• (Jenna Elfman) "I need you to eject this duck."
• (Brendan Fraser) "Lady, this is Daffy Duck."
• (Jenna Elfman) "Not anymore; we own the name."
• (Daffy Duck) "Oh yeah? Well, you can't stop ME from calling myself D-(gasp) -- D-(gasp) -- well, whatayaknow."

• (Jenna Elfman) "You are going to put him back, right? 'Cause I can't return to LA with duck soup."
• (Joan Cusack) "We do have the resources to reconstitute the body. The mind, though, will remain a gooey mess."

• (Jenna Elfman) "There are some aspects of the script that need work. There's no heart, no cooperation, no one learns anything --"
• (Joe Alaskey) "Daffy learns not to stick his head in a jet engine."

• (Jenna Elfman) "Who has dynamite ?"
• (Daffy Duck) "Welcome to my world."

Brendan Fraser as DJ Drake

• (Brendan Fraser) "We think we should go back and help him?"
• (Jenna Elfman) "Nah. Elmer never gets Bugs."
• (Jenna Elfman) "It's a formula, but it works."

• (Brendan Fraser) "What brings you to Las Vegas. You ran out of people to fire in LA?"
• (Jenna Elfman) "You stole my duck."
• (Daffy Duck) "Your duck? Bah. I belong to the world."
• (Brendan Fraser) "You know what? You can have him."

• (Brendan Fraser) "Excuse me."
• (Brendan Fraser) "You."
• (Jenna Elfman) "You."
• (Daffy Duck) "You."
• (Joe Alaskey) "Him."
• (Daffy Duck) "Her."
• (Daffy Duck) "Them."

• (Brendan Fraser) "The great thing about movies, you always know what's gonna happen. For intense, if this was a movie, you and I'd probably wind up together."

• (Daffy Duck) "Did you know that Dusty Tails sang the theme song to six Damian Drake movies?"
• (Brendan Fraser) "Yeah I know. He's my father, remember?"
• (Daffy Duck) "Your Dad is Damian Drake?"
• (Brendan Fraser) "Yes."
• (Daffy Duck) "I'm kidding, relax. We did that, okay?"

• (Brendan Fraser) "You."
• (Jenna Elfman) "You."
• (Daffy Duck) "You."
• (Joe Alaskey) "Him."
• (Daffy Duck) "Her."
• (Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck) "Them."

• (Daffy Duck) "Smell that, DJ? That's the sweet aroma of money, glamour, and busload upon busload of senior citizens."
• (Brendan Fraser) "Cool it, duck. This could be dangerous."
• (Daffy Duck) "Right, we find Dusty Tails, save your dad, get the diamond, apply kung-fu liberally as needed."

• (Daffy Duck) "You live with Daddy?"
• (Brendan Fraser) "Yeah, so? only -- temporarily --"
• (Daffy Duck) "Oh, I've hit rock-bottom. I'm hanging out with a security guard who lives with his father."

• (Brendan Fraser) "This security guard thing, that's just what I do for money. I'm a -- I'm a stuntman."
• (Daffy Duck) "You? A stuntman? Please."
• (Brendan Fraser) "I am. Did you see those "Mummy" movies? I'm in there more than Brendan Fraser is."

• (Brendan Fraser) "Dad, I think we should move."
• (Timothy Dalton) "What's wrong with Beverly Hills?"
• (Brendan Fraser) "I meant from this spot."

• (Brendan Fraser) "Dad, you know how I always wanted a dog?"
• (Timothy Dalton) "Yeah?"
• (Brendan Fraser) "I got one."

• (Daffy Duck) "I say we do Cirque du Soleli and call it a night."
• (Yosemite Sam) "Come back."
• (Daffy Duck) "How about the Liberace Museum?"
• (Daffy Duck) "All right, let's see what this baby can really do."
• (Brendan Fraser) "No, no."
• (Daffy Duck) "Now, that's an interesting feature."

Bob Bergen as Porky Pig

• (Bob Bergen) "Go home, folks."

• (Bob Bergen) "F-f-first they told me to lose the stutter, now they tell me I'm not funny anymore."
• (Bob Bergen) "It's a pain in the butt being p-p-politically correct."
• (Speedy Gonzales) "You're telling me."

Steve Martin as Mr. Chairman

• (Steve Martin) "There is a DUCK in the middle of the picture. Remove the DUCK."

• (Steve Martin) "My God, man, what am I going to do with you? You've done nothing but screw up. You've walked off of mesas, been smashed by boulders, and run over by diesel trucks. And don't blame the equipment. The equipment is good. It's Acme equipment. You're a coyote. Be wily."

• (Steve Martin) "Here is you father tied up on the tracks, and here is the train of death right on schedule. You see Mr. Drake, if the train of death doesn't kill your father, then maybe those crates of TNT will, not to mention the two ton anvil hanging over his head, and --"
• (Steve Martin) "Oh, and look there's the pendulum of doom. What's the pendulum of doom doing there? I did not order the pendulum of doom."
• (Steve Martin) "That's overkill. Get rid of it."

• (Steve Martin) "Chair people, I reveal to you -- the whereabouts of the Blue Monkey"
• (Steve Martin) "-- There's a duck in the middle of the map, remove the duck -- Remove the Duck. The duck is in the mid -- Duck."
• (Steve Martin) "-- Oh -- Now, we cannot let a boy, a girl, and a duck and a rabbit thwart our plans for global domination."
• (Timothy Dalton) "Wanna bet?"
• (Steve Martin) "A Wager?"
• (Timothy Dalton) "$5 dollars says my son will scuttle your diabolicle plans and save the world."
• (Steve Martin) "You're awfully spunky for a man in your position"
• (Steve Martin) "-- How do you like that, Mr. Slap-Yourself-In-Your-Own-Face"?"
• (Steve Martin) "Give him a good zets every once in a while"
• (Steve Martin) "."
• (Laboratory Scientist) "My pleasure"
• (Laboratory Scientist) "."

• (Steve Martin) "Y'all Monkeys yet?"

• (Steve Martin) "This is unacceptable. We cannot have nine-year-olds working in sweatshops making ACME goods -- when three-year-olds work for so much less --"
• (Acme VP, Child Labor) "But they require naps, sir."
• (Steve Martin) "Put double espresso in their sippy cups."

• (Acme VP, Never Learning) "Sir, while we agree that the Tasmanian Devil is extremely vicious, if memory serves he is also incredibly stupid."
• (Steve Martin) "Really? Well so are you."
• (Acme VP, Never Learning) "I withdraw my objection."

Don Stanton as Mr. Warner

• (Daffy Duck) "Say, that's the stuff from my office."
• (Don Stanton) "You don't have an office."
• (Mr. Warner's Brother) "Not any more."
• (Daffy Duck) "Symbolically, this is bad. Come on, Brother? Other Brother? Icy she-wolf? You can't fire me. I'm too young and tender to retire."
• (Jenna Elfman) "Let me escort you out."
• (Daffy Duck) "Wait. I haven't tried toadying, kowtowing and butt-kissing yet. I'm still begging here."

Heather Locklear as Dusty Tails

• (Daffy Duck) "Okay, Toots, hand over the diamond."
• (Heather Locklear) "He brought a goose?"
• (Daffy Duck) "It's "duck", thank you."

• (Heather Locklear) "I was supposed to give him this."
• (Brendan Fraser) "That."
• (Daffy Duck) "This is not a king-sized diamond."
• (Daffy Duck) "This is a Queen of Diamonds."
• (Daffy Duck) "What kind of sick joke is this?"
• (Brendan Fraser) "Oh. Can I have that?"
• (Daffy Duck) "Very funny."
• (Heather Locklear) "Aah. That is so sweet."

Joan Cusack as Mother

• (Joan Cusack) "So, what were we discussing? Is this about those giant ants?"
• (Jenna Elfman) "Giant ants?"
• (Joan Cusack) "Because they aren't really ants -- anymore."

• (Joan Cusack) "DJ, I've known you since you were this big."
• (Joan Cusack) "That's -- that's not really possible. Must have been a photo."

• (Joan Cusack) "How do you know about that thing that I've never heard of in my entire life?"
• (Brendan Fraser) "My dad told me."
• (Joan Cusack) "Oh, what is the point of making them pinky swear?"

June Foray as Granny

• (June Foray) "Enjoy the rest of your adventure, children."

• (June Foray) "Little Damian."
• (Brendan Fraser) "Oh hey, Granny."
• (Brendan Fraser) "Hi, Tweety."
• (Tweety Bird) "How was work today?"
• (Brendan Fraser) "Eventful."
• (June Foray) "What a nice, young man."
• (Sylvester) "Yee-oww."

Danny Chambers as Cottontail Smith

• (Yosemite Sam) "Throw it out the window. Throw it out the window. Throw it out."
• (Nasty Canasta) "But innocent people could get hurt."
• (Yosemite Sam) "Throw it out the window."
• (Danny Chambers) "But it'll send the wrong message to children."
• (Yosemite Sam) "I said throw it out the --"
• (Yosemite Sam) "Ooooh."

Bruce Lanoil as Pepe Le Pew

• (Bruce Lanoil) "Oui, monsieur?"
• (Brendan Fraser) "There's a, man out there. He's got a woman. She's tied up in a burlap sack. He's taking her to the Eiffel Tower."
• (Bruce Lanoil) "Ah, it is Spring, is it not?"

Casey Kasem as Shaggy

• (Casey Kasem) "What kind of performance do you call that? You made me sound like a total space cadet, man."
• (Matthew Lillard) "I'm sorry you feel that way. I was just trying to be true to your character."
• (Casey Kasem) "If you, like, goof up on me in the sequel, I'ma coming after ya."
• (Frank Welker) "Reah. And Ri'll rive you a Scooby Smack."

Jeff Bennett as Foghorn Leghorn

• (Jeff Bennett) "Place, I say, place your bets. Money plays, loser stays. Everyone's a winn; well, not everyone."
• (Yosemite Sam) "Here's my money, now play."
• (Jeff Bennett) "Card, sir?"
• (Brendan Fraser) "Hit me."
• (Jeff Bennett) "Don'cha, I say, don'cha wanna look at your cards first, son? Boy's as sharp as a bowling ball."
• (Brendan Fraser) "Hit me."
• (Yosemite Sam) "No, hit me first."
• (Jeff Bennett) "Wait your, I saya wait your turn, sir."
• (Brendan Fraser) "Hit me."
• (Brendan Fraser) "Hit me."
• (Yosemite Sam) "No, hit me."
• (Yosemite Sam) "No, no, no, hit ME, fragnabbit."
• (Jeff Bennett) "He's the boss."
• (Jeff Bennett) "Card Sir?"
• (Brendan Fraser) "-- Hit me?"
• (Jeff Bennett) "Twenty-one. We have, I say we have a winner."
• (Daffy Duck) "And then, they made their heroic escape."

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