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Lost and Delirious Quotes

Lost and Delirious is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Lost and Delirious ended in 1970.

It features Greg Dummett as producer, Yves Chamberland in charge of musical score, and Pierre Gill as head of cinematography.

Lost and Delirious is recorded in English and originally aired in Canada. Each episode of Lost and Delirious is 103 minutes long. Lost and Delirious is distributed by Seville Pictures (Canada).

The cast includes: Piper Perabo as Paulie, Mischa Barton as Mouse, Jessica Paré as Tori, Mimi Kuzyk as Eleanor Bannet, Jackie Burroughs as Fay Vaughn, Amy Stewart as Cordelia, and Graham Greene as Joe Menzies.

Lost and Delirious Quotes

Piper Perabo as Paulie

  • (Piper Perabo) "Good evening, Victoria. Hello Bruce."
  • (Unnamed) "Good evening."
  • (Piper Perabo) "Bruce, I wonder if I might cut in?"
  • (Unnamed) "This is a joke, right?"
  • (Piper Perabo) "Joke? I'm asking you -- nicely -- can I dance with your daughter please?"
  • (Unnamed) "I'm afraid I don't think that's appropriate, and I don't think Victoria does either, so --"
  • (Jessica Paré) "Are you crazy?"
  • (Piper Perabo) "What? You don't like dancing? You used to love to dance with me on the roof, remember?"
  • (Jessica Paré) "Paulie -- please --"
  • (Piper Perabo) "What?"
  • (Jessica Paré) "Don't make this difficult."
  • (Piper Perabo) "You love me Tori."
  • (Jessica Paré) "Like a friend."
  • (Piper Perabo) "As a lover. Say it. I'm in love with you Paulie."
  • (Piper Perabo) "You say it or I'll stop this dance right now."
  • (Jessica Paré) "Paulie please -- please --"
  • (Piper Perabo) "Then say it. Say it."
  • (Jessica Paré) "No. You tell anyone whatever you want."
  • (Jackie Burroughs) "Paulie. Paulie."
  • (Jackie Burroughs) "Come here -- Paulie --"
  • (Mimi Kuzyk) "Faye."
  • (Piper Perabo) "Give her up."
  • (Mischa Barton) "Paulie."
  • (Piper Perabo) "Say, "I -- give -- her -- up.""
  • (Unnamed) "Go f*** yourself."
  • (Mischa Barton) "Paulie, no."
  • (Unnamed) "f***ing bitch."
  • (Mischa Barton) "Paulie."
  • (Unnamed) "She cut me."
  • (Unnamed) "f***ing bitch."
  • (Mischa Barton) "What are you doing? What are you doing?"
  • (Unnamed) "You are f***ing crazy."
  • (Unnamed) "Place your bets, my friends."
  • (Unnamed) "Go Jake."
  • (Piper Perabo) "For my love."
  • (Unnamed) "If you're talking about Tori, twit, get real. She hates you. She's just too nice to tell you."
  • (Piper Perabo) "She loves me."
  • (Unnamed) "Stop talking s***, Paulie. Tori is my girlfriend."
  • (Piper Perabo) "Shall I abide in this dull world, which in her absence is no better then a sty?"
  • (Piper Perabo) "Hey boys, didn't you see the sign? "No dickheads allowed.""
  • (Piper Perabo) "I bet he doesn't know how to do what I can do for you."
  • (Jessica Paré) "Paulie --"
  • (Jessica Paré) "Paulie."
  • (Jessica Paré) "Paulie, there'll be no more of this, ok?"
  • (Jessica Paré) "I love Jake."
  • (Jessica Paré) "Paulie, listen to me, ok? Because I'm only gonna say this once and never, ever again. I will never love anybody the way I love you. Never. You know that, and I know that, and I will die knowing that, ok? But it just can never, it just can never, ever, forever be. Do you understand?"
  • (Jessica Paré) "It just can never, ever, forever be."
  • (Piper Perabo) "I shall make me a willow cabin at your gate and call upon my soul within the house; Write loyal cantons of contemned love and sing them loud even in the dead of night; Halloo your name to the reverberate hills and make the babbling gossip of the air cry out 'Victoria.'"
  • (Mimi Kuzyk) "Paulie -- why don't you come down from there?"
  • (Piper Perabo) "Don't ever touch a raptor."

Jackie Burroughs as Fay Vaughn

  • (Jackie Burroughs) "Paulie, you looked like you were involved with the piece."
  • (Piper Perabo) "Actually, I was just thinking whether the Jays were gonna take the World Series again."
  • (Jackie Burroughs) "I don't believe you, Paulie. I saw you listening."
  • (Piper Perabo) "You can go f*** yourself sideways."
  • (Jackie Burroughs) "I think our Paulie has just spiked the punch."
  • (Mimi Kuzyk) "Shall we pretend we don't know?"
  • (Jackie Burroughs) ""Come, you spirits that tend on mortal thoughts unsex me here; and fill me from the crown to the toe topfull of direst cruelty. Make thick my blood, stop up the access and passage to remorse that no compunctious visitings of nature shake my fell purpose. Come to my woman's breast and take my milk for gall, you murdering ministers wherever in your sightless substance you wait on nature's mischief. Come, thick night, and apll thee in the dunnest smoke of hell, that my keen knife see not the wound it makes nor heaven peep through the blanket of the dark to cry: 'Hold, hold.'""

Jessica Paré as Tori

  • (Jessica Paré) "Hey. Look, I know it's weird at first. But now, this is much more home to me than home. Like the lost boys in Peter Pan, right? Except we are the lost girls, right? Lost and Delirious."
  • (Jessica Paré) "I mean I love Paulie, you know that I do. She's my best friend in the world and probably the only person that I will ever love like, like in the way that -- Cleopatra"
  • (Jessica Paré) ". And to hurt her, its like I'm choking, like I'm not in the breathing world. But there's this life that I am supposed to live, this dream that my mother and father had for me and even though it is killing me Mary, I can't ever be with Paulie ever, not ever, ever again."
  • (Jessica Paré) "Paulie, listen to me ok, because I'm going to say this once and never, ever again. I will never love anyone the way that I love you. Never. You know that, and I know that, and I will die knowing that, ok? But it just can never -- it just can never, ever, forever be. Do you understand? It just can never, ever, forever be."
  • (Jessica Paré) "I could totally give my life for blueberry pancakes."

Mischa Barton as Mouse

  • (Mischa Barton) "How much does it matter what other people think?"
  • (Graham Greene) "I dunno -- depends on how much they're paying you, I guess."
  • (Graham Greene) "How much they payin' ya?"
  • (Mischa Barton) "My father sent me some seeds -- I was wondering if maybe, I could plant them somewhere?"
  • (Graham Greene) "Oh, uh- the dirt's usually a good spot --"
  • (Graham Greene) "Let's see what you got --"
  • (Graham Greene) "Ew. Worm eggs."
  • (Mischa Barton) "Dear my mother, I almost got lost too, didn't I? But the pure love you gave me 'til you died was like a flame always there, burning. And just like the raptor, that little flame was all I needed in order to see in the dark. It saved me, Momma, from that deep dark. Paulie, she didn't have that. The darkness took over her so she had to fly away. I still dream of her every night. And I think I always will. And you know, I can always remember your face now. Any time I think of you I look up and I can see your face. My mother's face. Like a flame across the sky."
  • (Mischa Barton) "Paulie -- Paulie -- please."
  • (Piper Perabo) "'I will make me a willow cabin at your gate, and call upon my soul within the house -- '"
  • (Piper Perabo) "I rush into the secret house --"
  • (Jessica Paré) "PAULIE."
  • (Mischa Barton) "I felt like a gray mouse heading straight for the mouth of a cat, and there was nothing, nothing I could do about it."

Amy Stewart as Cordelia

  • (Amy Stewart) "So -- how are you?"
  • (Jessica Paré) "First of all, whatever they're saying is trash talk. Stupid. I know you guys won't listen to it."
  • (Amy Stewart) "Of course not. God, I mean, even if it was true, I'd still be like, "So? Grow up.""
  • (Jessica Paré) "But it's not true."
  • (Amy Stewart) "I mean, like, my aunt is gay. Like, get over it."
  • (Jessica Paré) "Yeah, but I'm not. Totally. So --"
  • (Amy Stewart) "No, I know."
  • (Mischa Barton) "She's upset. Give her time."
  • (Piper Perabo) "Bedford, this is a dark day."

Mimi Kuzyk as Eleanor Bannet

  • (Mimi Kuzyk) "What do you think you're doing?"
  • (Piper Perabo) "I'm teaching, Miss Bannet, what you should've been doin'."
  • (Jessica Paré) "Paulie, don't."
  • (Mimi Kuzyk) "Out of my classroom. You will go to Miss Vaughn's, and explain why you are not in my class, and suffer the consequences."
  • (Mimi Kuzyk) "Do you hear me? Am I not clear?"
  • (Piper Perabo) "You have a nice day now, Eleanor."

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