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Lost in a Harem Quotes

Lost in a Harem is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Lost in a Harem completed its run in 1970.

It features George Haight as producer, David Snell (composer) in charge of musical score, and Lester White as head of cinematography.

Each episode of Lost in a Harem is 89 min. long. Lost in a Harem is distributed by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.

The cast includes: Lou Costello as Harvey Garvey, Bud Abbott as Peter Johnson, Murray Leonard as The Derelict, and John Conte as Prince Ramo.

Lost in a Harem Quotes

Murray Leonard as The Derelict

  • (Murray Leonard) "I know a secret passage that will take us out."
  • (Lou Costello) "Swell."
  • (Murray Leonard) "Shhh."
  • (Lou Costello) "Shhh."
  • (Bud Abbott) "Go ahead."
  • (Murray Leonard) "Follow me."
  • (Bud Abbott) "Go ahead; follow him."
  • (Lou Costello) "Okay."
  • (Bud Abbott) "Go ahead."
  • (Murray Leonard) "Where are you taking me?"
  • (Murray Leonard) "Quiet. People will think you're crazy."
  • (Lou Costello) "Oh, and I suppose you're all right?"
  • (Murray Leonard) "Of course."
  • (Lou Costello) "Of course?"
  • (Murray Leonard) "I have a brother who is crazy;"
  • (Murray Leonard) "but I'm all right."
  • (Lou Costello) "Who told you?"
  • (Murray Leonard) "My brother."
  • (Lou Costello) "That does it, brother."
  • (Murray Leonard) "Gentleman -- He called me a gentleman."
  • (Murray Leonard) "Thank you."
  • (Bud Abbott) "That's all right."
  • (Murray Leonard) "Those are the first kind words I've heard in years. You see I haven't always been a derelict --"
  • (Murray Leonard) "like you."
  • (Lou Costello) "Hey, now, don't call me those kind of bad names."
  • (Murray Leonard) "Would you like to hear my story?"
  • (Lou Costello) "No."
  • (Murray Leonard) "Very well, then I'll tell it to you."

Lou Costello as Harvey Garvey

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John Conte as Prince Ramo

  • (John Conte) "Don't worry. I'll get you out."
  • (Bud Abbott) "Who's gonna get YOU out?"

Bud Abbott as Peter Johnson

  • (Bud Abbott) "You love her?"
  • (Bud Abbott) "Oh, come on, you wouldn't get to first base with a beautiful girl like that."
  • (Lou Costello) "Yes, I would."
  • (Bud Abbott) "Did you ever take a good look in the mirror?"
  • (Lou Costello) "No."
  • (Bud Abbott) "Why not?"
  • (Lou Costello) "Why should I hurt my own feelings?"
  • (Bud Abbott) "Never mind."
  • (Bud Abbott) "These things cost money. Be careful how you handle 'em."
  • (Bud Abbott) "We've got to outsmart Uncle Nimativ. You go in and outwit him."
  • (Lou Costello) "Why should I go out with him? I'm afraid of that man."
  • (Bud Abbott) "Not to go out with him. Go in and outwit him."
  • (Lou Costello) "Why should I go in and go out wth him? I mean, he don't appeal to me."

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