Louis and the Nazis Quotes

Louis and the Nazis is a television program that first aired in 2003 . Louis and the Nazis stopped airing in 1970.

Louis and the Nazis is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Louis and the Nazis is 80 minutes long. Spinoffs for this show include Louis Theroux: Gambling in Las Vegas.

Louis and the Nazis Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Would you mind that, April? Would you be cool with that?"
• (Unnamed) "What, with them dating a skinhead?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, and maybe getting married."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, if he was a good hard worker and he wasn't spending his time boozing it up and causing trouble."
• (Unnamed) "To me they seem kind of angry and sociopathic."
• (Unnamed) "They just don't seem that way to me. Maybe it's because you're just so freaked out when you see people salute. Maybe that's why."
• (Unnamed) "Maybe I'm just not meeting any of the really good ones."
• (Unnamed) "Maybe."
• (Unnamed) "The marriage material."

• (Unnamed) "Do they? They don't seem old enough to really know what that's about."
• (Unnamed) "Well, I've explained it to them some."
• (Unnamed) "What's the ANC?"
• (Unnamed) "It's, um -- African -- National -- C -- African National --"
• (Unnamed) "Congress."
• (Unnamed) "Congress."
• (Unnamed) "And what happened in South Africa?"
• (Unnamed) "The -- the blacks are killing whites."
• (Unnamed) "And in Zimbabwe."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, and in Z -- Binzabwe."
• (Unnamed) "Zimbabwe."
• (Unnamed) "They seem a little young to get into politics and racial issues, maybe."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, but they've got to start sometime."

• (Unnamed) "So, if I told you if was Jewish, would that create a problem between us?"
• (Skip) "Well, because you've got the camera right now I'd allow you to stay. If not, I'd probably kick your ass and put you in the street somewhere."
• (Unnamed) "For real?"
• (Skip) "Pretty much, because a Jew wouldn't be here on my property. Are you Jewish?"
• (Unnamed) "Do you mind if I don't answer that?"
• (Unnamed) "I'm not saying yes or no."
• (Skip) "So you're on the fence? You're on the fence."
• (Unnamed) "I'll tell you why; I'm not a racist, and I actually think it's wrong to be a racist. And so I feel as though by saying whether I'm Jewish or not I'm kind of in a way acknowledging the premise that it really matters when I think it shouldn't and it doesn't."

• (Unnamed) "Do you realise what a handicap that will be for them in life?"
• (Unnamed) "No, it won't be."
• (Unnamed) "That they'll be going through life with this dual mindset which is what their mum's told them and how normal people conduct themselves in the world."
• (Unnamed) "Well, see, but I believe that we're normal and that we're correct and that other people are distorted. So, yes, I understand that I'm raising my children in a perverted world, in a perverted multiculturalist world."

• (Unnamed) "So what is the plan when we get there?"
• (Unnamed) "Why don't you tell him the truth? You just wanna get to that whore down there. That's what you're really saying."
• (Unnamed) "I wouldn't refer to a lovely lady like that as a whore."
• (Unnamed) "Well, if you pay money, she's a whore."

• (Unnamed) "Did I ever tell you the thing about Denzel Washington, that Tom said?"
• (Unnamed) "What did he say about him?"
• (Unnamed) "He said that he thinks he's better looking than Denzel Washington."
• (Unnamed) "I think Tom is too. As a matter of fact, we're going to make a mug out of Tom's head. I want to trademark his head. That beautiful head."
• (Unnamed) "Like, what, you would drink out of here?"
• (Unnamed) "Uh -- yeah."
• (John's Mother) "You wouldn't enjoy a drink out of that."
• (Unnamed) "I sure would. Oh yeah, man."
• (John's Mother) "People like mugs."
• (Unnamed) "Oh yeah, they love mugs."
• (John's Mother) "And his head would make a good mug."

• (Unnamed) "Sometimes I wonder if you kind of know how that stuff comes across."
• (Unnamed) "That's an ancient Ayran good luck symbol."
• (Unnamed) "Do you care about people's feelings?"
• (Unnamed) "Of course I do. I think I'm a pretty empathetic person."
• (Unnamed) "Because, I mean, irrespective of what the political reality is, as you see it, as other people see it -- There's just a lot of people who --"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, you mean all the Jews who might be just like really upset at seeing a swastika, so they might be offended?"
• (Unnamed) "Why does that make you make to cause more offence?"
• (Unnamed) "See, I'm not doing it to go cause pain to somebody. Just because I find it entertaining to put a swastika on the floor. You told me to act normal, you told me to do stuff that I would normally have done. You know, when my kids and I go to the beach, sometimes we draw swastikas in the sand and you guys are nowhere around. Gee, I wonder why we do that? Maybe because we just want to, because we think it's a neat-looking symbol. You just comprehend it. But you know what's funny? You don't seem to understand my way of thinking but I do somewhat understand your way of thinking because I used to be somewhat of a brainwashed lemming like yourself. No offence."
• (Unnamed) "None taken."

• (Unnamed) "You can't talk about that?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, let me put it to you this way -- I represented a lot of, as I told you, large clients like Pablo Escobar and guys like that."
• (Unnamed) "You were some kind of big kingpin cocaine dealer?"
• (Unnamed) "Me? Little old me? Oh, jeez."
• (Unnamed) "Seriously?"
• (Unnamed) "Everybody needs an attorney, even guys like Pablo Escobar."

• (Unnamed) "I'm not being facetious but have you ever thought about getting some kind of therapy, or something like that? Because what you have is almost like a pathological --"
• (Unnamed) "Have you ever thought about getting therapy and maybe realising how brainwashed you are by multiculturalism?"
• (Unnamed) "I feel like I'm pretty well connected to reality."
• (Unnamed) "Well, see, I feel that I am too."
• (Unnamed) "But you're outvoted."
• (Unnamed) "Huh?"
• (Unnamed) "Basically, you're outvoted."
• (Unnamed) "What, here?"
• (Unnamed) "In civilised thought, yeah, basically."

• (Unnamed) "You're one of the most famous racists in America, maybe the most famous, and there you were saying that you were friends with this guy who looked to me non-white, or at least mixed-race, and it just seemed inconsistent. I just thought that was kind of weird."
• (Unnamed) "Well, maybe you need to be educated in the ways of the world."
• (Unnamed) "How do you mean? I mean, don't you see that as inconsistent? That you would say you have a friend who looks like he's mixed-race? I don't get that."
• (Unnamed) "Louis is hanging on this friend thing, a very abstract word. I would not debate the term "friend" on the man's doorstep. Now, you and I can debate it -- I don't want to hurt the man's feelings."
• (Unnamed) "No, but there was more to it than that, Tom. I felt warmth between you."
• (Unnamed) "That's just an association, that you know these people, and common courtesy and politeness --"
• (Unnamed) "Do you really not see what I'm trying to say?"
• (Unnamed) "I see what you're trying to say but your brain is twisted."
• (Unnamed) "I think your brain is twisted."
• (Unnamed) "Well, then we agree, we both agree that we believe each other's brain is twisted."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, but the facts are on my side."
• (Unnamed) "You have friends who are non-white and you pal around with people who are non-white and you're living a happy life in a gorgeous multicultural community --"
• (Unnamed) "Whoa, whoa, whoa --"
• (Unnamed) "And you keep pretending that you're a revolutionary but the facts of your existence completely undermine that."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, doesn't that totally fit your package?"
• (Unnamed) "It's the truth though."
• (Unnamed) "This is really funny."
• (Unnamed) "Your day-to-day life is a standing refutation of everything you profess to believe."

• (Skip) "Louis's a Jew. I already know it, I already know it. You're a Jew. That's why you've got so much animosity."
• (Heather) "OK, we can't say you don't look like a Jew --"
• (Skip) "You're a Jew. You're Jewish."
• (Heather) "And don't not say "I'm not" because you think somebody's gonna beat you up, it's not like that with us."
• (Unnamed) "Why do you care, why will it make any difference to you whether I am or not?"
• (Skip) "Because I like to know who's been in my house. You do got kind of a big nose, you are kinda greasy -- You do look kinda Jewish. You got an accent like these lads --"
• (Skip) "He's not Jewish, I'll tell you that right now."
• (Heather) "Look at his face, you know he's not Jewish. But you, frankly, we look at your face -- But we would like to know, we wanna know if you're a f***ing Jew and if we've let you into our house to film our f***ing everyday ritual -- Are you a f***ing Jew?"
• (Unnamed) "I don't feel as though; I mean, maybe you disagree; I don't feel as though I've kind of compelled you to say anything, I feel as though I've been respectful and I appreciate that you've let us into your house --"
• (Heather) "You have. I'm not even debating the fact that you've been respectful to my house and to my people."
• (Unnamed) "I honestly don't think I would interrogate you to the point where; if you said "I don't want to talk about that" I would say "OK, that's fine, we'll talk about something else." So I'd like you to respect me in the same way."
• (Skip) "Can we turn the camera off for a second? Pull the plug?"
• (Unnamed) "What for?"
• (Heather) "Well, nothing crazy. Don't get all f***ing alarmed. Just for free talk, to not feel like we're not filmed."
• (Unnamed) "I would really rather not say."
• (Skip) "I would really rather you tell me. I've exposed myself, I've exposed my family, I've exposed my brothers and my sisters and my children. Expose yourself now."
• (Unnamed) "Let's leave it at that, can we please, Skip?"
• (Skip) "We will, just a second."
• (Unnamed) "I thought it was time to leave."

• (Unnamed) "It had been a long, and in some ways, depressing day. I'd found Tom's attitudes exhausting and I still more confused when the karaoke bar he took me to turned out to be largely non-white. I could assume that, for Tom, karaoke sometimes took precedence over racism."

• (Unnamed) "Yo, yo, yo. Are you ready to go to the Hate-nanny?"
• (Unnamed) "Is that what they call it?"
• (Unnamed) "The Hate-nanny."

• (Unnamed) "Good morning. Friend or foe?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, we haven't worked that out yet, have we?"

• (Unnamed) "And what branch of the government are you from?"
• (Unnamed) "I'm from the BBC, the broadcasting arm of the government."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, the heavy duty boys, huh? Come on in."

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