Love and Other Drugs Quotes

Love and Other Drugs is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Love &amp stopped airing in 1970.

It features Scott Stuber, Edward Zwick, Marshall Herskovitz, Charles Randolph, and Pieter Jan Brugge as producer, James Newton Howard in charge of musical score, and Steven Fierberg as head of cinematography.

Love and Other Drugs is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Love and Other Drugs is 112 minutes long. Love and Other Drugs is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Jake Gyllenhaal as Jamie Randall, Oliver Platt as Bruce Winston, Anne Hathaway as Maggie Murdock, and Josh Gad as Josh Randall.

Love and Other Drugs Quotes

Jake Gyllenhaal as Jamie Randall

• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "I need you."
• (Anne Hathaway) "Please go away."
• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "I drove a really long way to say that."
• (Anne Hathaway) "What, am I supposed to be impressed?"
• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "I don't know, yes?"

• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "Sometimes the things you want the most don't happen and what you least expect happens. I don't know; you meet thousands of people and none of them really touch you. And then you meet one person and your life is changed forever."

• (California Man) "Parkinson's, right?"
• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "Oh, no. No."
• (California Man) "No, your wife."
• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "Girlfriend. Stage One."
• (California Man) "Good days and bad days, huh?"
• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "Mostly good days. You?"
• (California Man) "Wife. Since '73. Stage Four."
• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "You got any advice?"
• (California Man) "You don't need my advice."
• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "Come on. I'm very trainable."
• (California Man) "My advice is to go upstairs, pack your bags, and leave a nice note. Find yourself a healthy woman. I love my wife. I do. But I wouldn't do it over again. The thing nobody tells you, this disease will steal everything you love in her. Her body, her smile, her mind. Sooner or later, she'll lose motor control. Eventually, she won't even be able to dress herself. Then, the fun really begins. Cleaning up her s***. Frozen face. Dementia. It's not a disease, it's a Russian novel."

• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "Sometimes the thing you most want doesn't happen."

• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "Let's just say in some alternate universe, there's a couple just like us, okay? Only she's healthy and he's perfect. And their world is about how much they're going to spend on vacation or who's in a bad mood that day, or whether they feel guilty about having a cleaning lady. I don't want to be those people. I want us. You. This."

• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "I used to worry a lot about who I'd be when I grew up. You know, like how much money I'd make or, umm, like some day I'd become some big deal. Sometimes, the thing you want most doesn't happen. And sometimes, the thing you never expect does. Like giving up my job in Chicago and everything and deciding to stay and apply to med school. I don't know. You meet thousands of people and none of them really touch you. And then you meet one person and your life is changed -- forever."

• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "You met thousands of people, and none of them really touch you. And then you meet one person, and your life is changed forever."

• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "Bruce? Bruce? I want that account."
• (Oliver Platt) "Why would I give it to you?"
• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "Who can sell dick drug better than me?"

• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "Hey, Lisa."
• (Oliver Platt) "Her name's not Lisa."
• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "I know. I know. But, if everytime I say "Hey, Lisa", then eventually she'll come up to me and she'll be like, you know, "My name's not Lisa it's -- Jennifer" -- whatever, and I'll do a big apology and I'll say, "I thought you were the Lisa who was mad at me for not calling". And, from then on Jennifer, or whatever her name is, will think that I dated a girl who looked just like her -- who I rejected. She'll develop this unconscious need to win my approval and from then on, it's cake."
• (Oliver Platt) "Damn."

• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "I'm full of s***, okay? No I'm -- I'm knowingly full of s***. Because, uh -- because uh, uh -- I have -- I have never cared about anybody or anything in my entire life. And the thing is, everybody just kind of accepted that. Like, "That's just Jamie." And then you --. Jesus. You. You. You didn't see me that way. I have never known anyone who actually believed that I was enough. Until I met you. And then you made me believe it, too. So, uh -- unfortunately -- I need you. And you need me."
• (Anne Hathaway) "No I don't."
• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "Yes you do."
• (Anne Hathaway) "No I don't."
• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "Yes, you do."
• (Anne Hathaway) "Stop it, stop saying that."
• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "You need someone to take care of you."
• (Anne Hathaway) "No, I don't."
• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "Everybody does."

Anne Hathaway as Maggie Murdock

• (Anne Hathaway) "You are not a good person because you pity f***ed a sick girl."

• (Anne Hathaway) "What's your game?"
• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "My game?"
• (Anne Hathaway) "Oh I'm sorry. Right. This is the part where we talk about where we come from and what we majored in in college."
• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "You have beautiful eyes."
• (Anne Hathaway) "That's it? That's the best you got?"
• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "I'm serious. They're beautiful."
• (Anne Hathaway) "Let's go."
• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "Excuse me?"
• (Anne Hathaway) "You want to close right? You want to get laid?"
• (Jake Gyllenhaal) "Now?"
• (Anne Hathaway) "Oh right, right, right. I'm supposed to act like I don't know if it's right. So then you tell me that there is no right or wrong. It's just the moment. And then I tell you that I can't while actually signalling to you that I can, which you don't need because you're not really listening. Because this isn't about connection for you. This isn't even about sex for you. This is about finding an hour or two of relief from the pain of being you. And that's fine with me, see, because all I want is the exact same thing."

Josh Gad as Josh Randall

• (Josh Gad) "What do you say we blow this joint and then each other?"

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