Love Hurts (House) Quotes

Love Hurts (House) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Love Hurts stopped airing in 1970.

Love Hurts (House) Quotes

• (Dr. Robert Chase) "Yeah, I get it. House is adorable. I just want to hold onto him and never let go."

• (Dr. Gregory House) "Dr. Cameron, I'd appreciate you keeping the terms of your new contract to yourself. Don't want everyone clamoring for the same perks."

• (Dr. Eric Foreman) "Like watching an accident about to happen."

• (Dr. Wilson) "The wide side's too short. You're gonna look like Lou Costello."

• (Dr. Gregory House) "He peed on me. I'm not into that."

• (Dr. Gregory House) "You guys aren't the victims of the little blue pills, you're the problem."

• (Dr. Allison Cameron) "I want to know how you feel -- about me."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "You live under the delusion that you can fix everything that isn't perfect. That's why you married a man who was dying of cancer. You don't love, you need. And now that your husband is dead, you're looking for your new charity case. That's why you're going out with me. I'm twice your age, I'm not great looking, I'm not charming, I'm not even nice. What I am is what you need -- I'm damaged."

• (New Guy) "You dog. You slept with her."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "Keep talking. I'll finish your exam with a prostate check."

• (Dr. Wilson) "Young ingénue doctor, falling in love with gruff, older mentor; her sweet, gentle nature bringing him to a closer, fuller understanding of his wounded heart."
• (New Guy) "Do her, or you're gay."

• (Dr. Gregory House) "Don't have TiVo on this thing. Can't rewind. Shut up."

• (Dr. Gregory House) "If you get caught, Cuddy has a hairbrush -- and she knows how to use it."

• (Dr. Robert Chase) "House isn't going to hand you anything. You want him, you've gotta take him. Jump him."

• (Dr. Gregory House) "I have been on a date before."
• (Dr. Wilson) "Not since disco died."

• (Dr. Allison Cameron) "I'm allowed to sexually harass my boss."

• (Dr. James Wilson) "I just want to make sure no one gets hurt."
• (Dr. Allison Cameron) "I will be fine. Everyone's acting like I'm going out with Jack the Ripper."
• (Dr. James Wilson) "Oh, it's not; it's not you I'm worried about."
• (Dr. James Wilson) "It's been a long time since he opened up to someone and I; You better be absolutely sure you want this because if he opens up again and gets hurt; I don't think there's going to be a next time."
• (Dr. Allison Cameron) "You're worried I'm going to break his heart?"

• (Ramona) "Hi. I'm having vaginal pain."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "Pleasure to meet you."

• (Dr. Allison Cameron) "According to Freud, and I'm paraphrasing, instinct of love toward an object demands a mastery to obtain it, and if a person feels they can't control the object or feel threatened by it, they act negatively toward it. Like an eighth-grade boy punching a girl."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "I treat you like garbage, so I must really like you. Given your Freudian theory, what does it mean if I start being nice to you?"
• (Dr. Allison Cameron) "That you're getting in touch with your feelings."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "Hmm. So there's absolutely nothing I can do to make you think that I don't like you."
• (Dr. Allison Cameron) "Sorry, no."

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