Love Stinks (film) Quotes

Love Stinks (film) is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Love Stinks completed its run in 1970.

It features Adam Merims as producer, Bennett Salvay in charge of musical score, and Uta Briesewitz as head of cinematography.

Love Stinks (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Love Stinks (film) is 94 minutes long. Love Stinks (film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Bridgette Wilson as Chelsea, French Stewart as Seth, Tyra Banks as Holly, and Bill Bellamy as Larry Garnett.

Love Stinks (film) Quotes

French Stewart as Seth

• (French Stewart) "You've put me off women. I'm gay now. And not just a little gay-full on, Liberace gay."

• (French Stewart) "If you have a message for me leave it after the beep and if you have a message for Chelsea then you REALLY HAVE TO ASK YOURSELF WHY."

• (French Stewart) "Oh my God. My hair is falling out."
• (Bridgette Wilson) "You know stress will do that to ya."
• (French Stewart) "Holy s***. It's really falling out."
• (French Stewart) "Oh my God. AHHH. OH. OOOHH."
• (French Stewart) "AHHHHHHHHHHH. What did you do to me?"
• (Bridgette Wilson) "I didn't do anything. You must have used my hair remover instead of your conditioner"
• (French Stewart) "Noo. YOU PUT SOME IN THERE TO f*** WITH ME."
• (Bridgette Wilson) "No, I didn't. I swear."
• (French Stewart) "Ooooohhhhh you are the f***in' devil. THE DEVIL."

• (French Stewart) "Back to Hell demon. Back to Hell."

• (French Stewart) "But we agreed to $100,000. We shook on it. We had sex on it."
• (Bridgette Wilson) "Hate sex."

• (French Stewart) "Nice job, you f***ed up date night."

• (French Stewart) "Drop the probe and step away from my ass"

Bridgette Wilson as Chelsea

• (Bridgette Wilson) "All I ever wanted to do was spend my life loving you, you disgusting sack of s***."
• (French Stewart) "If that's all you wanted, then why did you hire the sleaziest lawyer in town, you pathologically deluded, morally bankrupt, in-denial, self-esteem-deficient bitch on wheels?"
• (Bridgette Wilson) "I am NOT in denial."

Bill Bellamy as Larry Garnett

• (Bill Bellamy) "It's like a hooker taking a trick to court to get him to pay."
• (Tyra Banks) "Don't call my best friend a hooker."
• (Bill Bellamy) "That's right, a hooker tells you the price up front."

Tyra Banks as Holly

• (Tyra Banks) "We're going to go over strategy. Now, remember, Chelsea, it took me three breakups, seven ultimatums, and God knows how many not-so-thinly veiled threats before Larry coughed up this ring."
• (Bridgette Wilson) "Oooh. Okay, whatever it takes, I'm gonna marry that man."

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