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Lover Come Back (1961 film) Quotes

Lover Come Back (1961 film) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Lover Come Back completed its run in 1970.

It features Robert Arthur (film producer) as producer, Frank De Vol in charge of musical score, and Arthur E. Arling as head of cinematography.

Lover Come Back (1961 film) is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Doris Day as Carol Templeton, Rock Hudson as Jerry Webster, Jack Kruschen as Doctor Linus Tyler, Jack Albertson as Fred, and Joe Flynn as Hadley.

Lover Come Back (1961 film) Quotes

Rock Hudson as Jerry Webster

  • (Rock Hudson) "Now stop that. You're my wife."
  • (Unnamed) "Some girls just aren't ready for marriage."
  • (Rock Hudson) "Okay, so I've sewn a few wild oats."
  • (Doris Day) "A few? You could qualify for a farm loan."
  • (Unnamed) "Congratulate me, boy. I've saved the day. I've been working with my lawyers and we've come up with an ironclad document that will hold up in any court. This solves everything."
  • (Rock Hudson) "Great. What is it?"
  • (Unnamed) "A full and complete confession. Sign."
  • (Rock Hudson) "Are you kidding? I could go to jail for five years."
  • (Unnamed) "No. That's covered in here. We make a deal with the judge. Two years. Sign."
  • (Rock Hudson) "Forget it."
  • (Unnamed) "Two years. It's like being drafted. Think of me as your commander in chief. Greetings from the president. Sign."
  • (Joe Flynn) "I couldn't find Dr. Tyler anywhere. The guy has disappeared."
  • (Rock Hudson) "That tears it."
  • (Unnamed) "Hadley."
  • (Unnamed) "Step over to the window."
  • (Joe Flynn) "Mr. Ramsey I told you. I am not going to jump."
  • (Unnamed) "You don't have to jump. I'll trip you. Huh? Double indemnity. Your wife will be loaded. Kids'll go to college. Right? Come on, boy. Run."
  • (Rock Hudson) "Pete, knock it off."
  • (Unnamed) "You won't sign."
  • (Unnamed) "You won't jump. I'm surrounded by traitors."
  • (Rock Hudson) "No, I find him very intriguing -- in a man-to-man sort of way."
  • (Rock Hudson) "Your trouble is that you're still living in the shadow of your Father. You're even afraid to get rid of his old car."
  • (Unnamed) "You don't realize how completely he dominated me ever since I was a little boy. Just once I spoke back to him. He cut a switch from a tree and gave me such a whipping, in front of this girl. It was a shattering experience."
  • (Rock Hudson) "Pete, all kids get whippings."
  • (Unnamed) "But I was twenty five, the girl was my fiancé."
  • (Jack Albertson) "He's the last guy in the world I woulda' figured."
  • (Rock Hudson) "What is that?"
  • (Unnamed) "The mating call of the Moose."
  • (Unnamed) "This call is absolutely irresistible. Your bull Moose will run for twenty miles, he will crash through any barrier to get to the source of this call."
  • (Rock Hudson) "And what happens if he gets there?"
  • (Unnamed) "I take his Picture."
  • (Rock Hudson) "Pete, he's not running twenty miles to get photographed. Now I suggest you stop blowing that horn."
  • (Unnamed) "And as Dad always said, "A man who can't be bribed can't be trusted.""
  • (Rock Hudson) "Isn't it comforting to know that you can trust me?"
  • (Rock Hudson) "You're going up there to have my baby. My son. And I'm --"
  • (Doris Day) "It's my baby and I'll have what I like. And I've decided I'm having a girl."
  • (Rock Hudson) "Have whatever you like. I love you both. Now will you marry me?"

Doris Day as Carol Templeton

  • (Doris Day) "Mmm. This isn't bad, either. But what color's that floor?"
  • (Unnamed) "Lilac."
  • (Doris Day) "Lilac? Leonard, who has a lilac floor in their kitchen?"
  • (Unnamed) "I have."
  • (Doris Day) "Oh. Well, Leonard, everyone isn't as artistic as you are. We have to sell this wax to ordinary, everyday people."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, them."
  • (Doris Day) "Think he'll like it?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well if he doesn't, he's been taking the wrong kind of chemicals."
  • (Doris Day) "You kissed me and I was thrilled."
  • (Rock Hudson) "A kiss? What does that prove? It's like finding out you can light a stove. It doesn't make you a cook."

Jack Kruschen as Doctor Linus Tyler

  • (Jack Kruschen) "At last, I've given the world what it needs. A good 10-cent drunk."

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