Ma and Pa Kettle Back on the Farm Quotes

Ma and Pa Kettle Back on the Farm is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Ma and Pa Kettle Back on the Farm ended its run in 1970.

It features Leonard Goldstein as producer, Joseph Gershenson in charge of musical score, and Charles Van Enger as head of cinematography.

Ma and Pa Kettle Back on the Farm is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Ma and Pa Kettle Back on the Farm is 80 minutes long. Ma and Pa Kettle Back on the Farm is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Marjorie Main as Ma Kettle, Percy Kilbride as Pa Kettle, Barbara Brown as Elizabeth Parker, Oliver Blake as Geoduck, Emory Parnell as Billy Reed, Meg Randall as Kim Parker Kettle, and Richard Long as Tom Kettle.

Ma and Pa Kettle Back on the Farm Quotes

Barbara Brown as Elizabeth Parker

• (Barbara Brown) "You know, Ma, I bet you once had an hourglass figure."
• (Marjorie Main) "Yeah, but the sand sure shifted."

• (Barbara Brown) "What name have you decided to give the child?"
• (Meg Randall) "Well, we sort of thought we'd name him after his father."
• (Barbara Brown) "Thomas? Oh, but, my dear, Thomas is such an ordinary name, it has no -- no character, no color."
• (Marjorie Main) "Thomas Jefferson's name was Thomas."

Percy Kilbride as Pa Kettle

• (Percy Kilbride) "Income tax? What's that?"
• (Emory Parnell) "Well, income tax supports the government."
• (Marjorie Main) "You mean, Pa and me's got to support all our kids and the government too?"

• (Percy Kilbride) "You know, I'm sorry about the way Mrs. Parker treated you fellas yesterday."
• (Oliver Blake) "Eastern squaw pretty fresh."
• (Percy Kilbride) "No, she's from society. She don't understand us kind of folks, claims her ancestors came over on the Mayflower."
• (Oliver Blake) "Huh, that nothing. Mine here to greet them."
• (Percy Kilbride) "Well, I never thought of that."

Marjorie Main as Ma Kettle

• (Marjorie Main) "Pa, you're lazier than that old hound dog we used to have."
• (Percy Kilbride) "Which one?"
• (Marjorie Main) "The one that used to lean against the wall when she barked."

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