MacGyver (1985 TV series) Quotes

MacGyver is a Action fiction that debuted in 1985 on American Broadcasting Company. MacGyver ended its run in 1992.

MacGyver aired for 7 seasons and 139 + 2 TV films episodes. It features Randy Edelman as theme composer. MacGyver is executive produced by Henry Winkler, and John Rich. MacGyver is created by Lee David Zlotoff.

MacGyver is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of MacGyver is 46ndash48 minutes long. MacGyver is produced by Henry Winkler-John Rich Productions, and Paramount Television and distributed by CBS Television Distribution.

The cast includes: Bruce McGill as MacGyver.

MacGyver Quotes

Bruce McGill as MacGyver

• (Bruce McGill) "A paperclip can be a wondrous thing. More times than I can remember, one of these has gotten me out of a tight spot."

• (Bruce McGill) "Old Minnesota wisdom; if you don't wanna be touched, look downright untouchable."

• (Bruce McGill) "Pete, you have no taste."

• (Bruce McGill) "If I had some duct tape, I could fix that."

• (Bruce McGill) "You guys are missing out on a good deal if you kill me. See, I'm kind of an expert with just about everything."

• (Bruce McGill) "When James Bond gets an assignment, he probably ends up on the Riviera, up to his 007's in bikinis. Me? I end up 80 miles past nowhere."

• (Bruce McGill) "Sometimes I just hate it when I'm right."

• (Bruce McGill) "Hi Pete, office hours are over -- Loosen your tie and have some yogurt."

• (Bruce McGill) "Hi, this is MacGyver. We all know how these things work, so when you hear the beep, go for it."

• (Pete) "Boy, don't you ever dust this place?"
• (Bruce McGill) "Twice a year, like clockwork."

• (Bruce McGill) "For the past seven years I have done nothing but travel around the world getting shot up, locked up, blown up -- and all I have to show for it are a couple of empty rolls of duct tape."

• (Bruce McGill) "Trouble just never lets up, does it?"

• (Bruce McGill) "You can do anything you want to do, if you put your mind to it."

• (Bruce McGill) "I'm not gonna take it in the back, and I'm not gonna take it laying down, so you're just gonna have to shoot me face to face. I can't believe I said that --"

• (Bruce McGill) "Ah, man."

• (Bruce McGill) "Bold and nosy. I'm famous for that."

• (Bruce McGill) "What uh-oh?"

• (Bruce McGill) "What took you so long?"
• (Pete) "Well -- I wanted to see who was gonna win."

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