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MacGyver (1985 TV series, season 7) Quotes

MacGyver is a television show that debuted in 1991 on American Broadcasting Company. MacGyver completed its run in 1992.

MacGyver aired for 14 episodes.

MacGyver Quotes

  • (MacGyver) "Sometimes I just hate it when I'm right."
  • (MacGyver) "Brace yourself. This could be fun."
  • (MacGyver) "Hi Pete, office hours are over -- Loosen your tie and have some yogurt."
  • (MacGyver) "Hi, this is MacGyver. We all know how these things work, so when you hear the beep, go for it."
  • (Pete) "Remember what I said about being friends? That still goes. Friends stand by each other, through everything. I'm your friend."
  • (MacGyver) "You can do anything you want to do, if you put your mind to it."
  • (MacGyver) "Bold and nosy. I'm famous for that."
  • (MacGyver) "When James Bond gets an assignment, he probably ends up on the Riviera, up to his 007's in bikinis. Me? I end up 80 miles past nowhere."
  • (MacGyver) "Trouble just never lets up, does it?"
  • (MacGyver) "Old Minnesota wisdom; if you don't wanna be touched, look downright untouchable."
  • (MacGyver) "A paperclip can be a wondrous thing. More times than I can remember, one of these has gotten me out of a tight spot."
  • (Pete) "Yeah, sure. You come up with the brains and I provide the paychecks."
  • (Pete) "That lady is a top-level, world-class assassin named Murdoc."
  • (MacGyver) "Egg whites are good for a lot of things; lemon meringue pie, angel food cake, and clogging up radiators."
  • (Pete) "His name is MacGyver. He can fix anything. He could fix a computer with a hairpin and a piece of duct tape."
  • (Murdoc) "I could fix this if I just had some duct tape."
  • (MacGyver) "What took you so long?"
  • (Pete) "Well -- I wanted to see who was gonna win."
  • (MacGyver) "What uh-oh?"
  • (Pete) "Don't thank me. I was born a warm and wonderful human being."
  • (MacGyver) "Ah, man."
  • (Pete) "Jack, having you as a friend is a little bit like owning a pet disease."
  • (MacGyver) "Pete, you have no taste."
  • (MacGyver) "Well, when it comes down to me against a situation, I don't like the situation to win."
  • (Pete) "Boy, don't you ever dust this place?"
  • (MacGyver) "Twice a year, like clockwork."
  • (Pete) "I know that look; I've never been able to figure out how your mind works, but I know when it works."
  • (Pete) "Mac, whatever you do --"
  • (MacGyver) "I know, I know, Pete, stay out of trouble, keep the expenses down and don't get killed."
  • (Pete) "Took the words right out of my mouth."
  • (Pete) "Are you okay?"
  • (MacGyver) "No. But I'll live."

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