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Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome Quotes

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome completed its run in 1970.

It features George Miller as producer, Maurice Jarre in charge of musical score, and Dean Semler as head of cinematography.

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome is recorded in English and originally aired in Australia. Each episode of Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome is 107 minutes long. Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Robert Grubb as Pigkiller, Tina Turner as Aunty Entity, Mel Gibson as Max, Frank Thring as The Collector, Edwin Hodgeman as Dr. Dealgood, Angelo Rossitto as Master, Adam Cockburn as Jedediah Jr., Tina Turner as Auntie Entity, George Spartels as Blackfinger, and Tom Jennings as Slake.

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome Quotes

Tina Turner as Aunty Entity

  • (Tina Turner) "Do you know who I was? Nobody. Except on the day after, I was still alive. This nobody had a chance to be somebody."
  • (Tina Turner) "You think I don't know the law? Wasn't it me who wrote it? And I say that this man has broken the law. Right or wrong, we had a deal. And the law says: bust a deal and face the wheel."
  • (Tina Turner) "And what did you do before all this?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "I was a cop, a driver."
  • (Tina Turner) "But how the world turns. One day, cock of the walk. Next, a feather duster."
  • (Tina Turner) "Where are you gonna run? Where are you gonna hide? Listen to me. Bartertown will live. Find the little man. Bring him back to me. We will rebuild. For those who took him -- No mercy."
  • (Tina Turner) "We call it Underworld. That's where Bartertown gets its energy."
  • (Mel Gibson) "What, oil? Natural gas?"
  • (Tina Turner) "Pigs."
  • (Mel Gibson) "You mean pigs like those?"
  • (Tina Turner) "That's right."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Bulls***."
  • (Tina Turner) "No. Pig s***."
  • (Mel Gibson) "What?"
  • (Frank Thring) "Pig s***. The lights, the motors, the vehicles, all run by a high-powered gas called methane. And methane cometh from pig s***."
  • (Tina Turner) "Well, ain't we a pair, raggedy man."
  • (Tina Turner) "Goodbye, soldier."
  • (Tina Turner) "Congratulations. You're the first to survive the audition."
  • (Tina Turner) "Remember where you are; this is Thunderdome, and death is listening, and will take the first man that screams."

Mel Gibson as Max

  • (Mel Gibson) "I've got skills, I could trade them."
  • (Frank Thring) "Sorry, the brothel's full."
  • (Mel Gibson) "You."
  • (Jedediah the Pilot) "Me?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "It's your lucky day."
  • (Jedediah the Pilot) "It is?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "You've got a plane."
  • (Jedediah the Pilot) "I have?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "It just might save your life."
  • (Jedediah the Pilot) "It will?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "How long are you in for?"
  • (Robert Grubb) "The big one. Life."
  • (Mel Gibson) "For killing a pig?"
  • (Robert Grubb) "I had to feed the kids. Ah, it doesn't bother me. Down here, life's two, three years."
  • (Mel Gibson) "The first place you'll find is a sleaze-pit called Bartertown. Now if the earth doesn't swallow you up first, that place sure as hell will."
  • (Mel Gibson) "You."
  • (Jedediah the Pilot) "Me?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "You've got a plane."
  • (Jedediah the Pilot) "I have?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "It just might save your life."
  • (Jedediah the Pilot) "It will?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "YOU."
  • (Jedediah the Pilot) "Me?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "You, it's your lucky day."
  • (Jedediah the Pilot) "It is?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Uh huh. You've got a plane."
  • (Jedediah the Pilot) "I have?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "It might just save your life."
  • (Jedediah the Pilot) "It will?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Uh huh."
  • (Jedediah the Pilot) "We're not gonna make it."
  • (Mel Gibson) "We haven't got any choice."
  • (Jedediah the Pilot) "between them and us, there isn't enough runway."
  • (Mel Gibson) "There will be."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Who are you?"
  • (Tom Jennings) "We're the waiting ones."

Edwin Hodgeman as Dr. Dealgood

  • (Edwin Hodgeman) "Right now, I've got two men, two men with a gut full of fear. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls -- dyin' times here."
  • (Edwin Hodgeman) "Thunderdome's simple. Get to the weapons, use them any way you can. I know you won't break the rules, because there aren't any."
  • (Edwin Hodgeman) "Listen all. This is the truth of it. Fighting leads to killing, and killing gets to warring. And that was damn near the death of us all. Look at us now. Busted up, and everyone talking about hard rain. But we've learned, by the dust of them all -- Bartertown learned. Now, when men get to fighting, it happens here. And it finishes here. Two men enter; one man leaves."
  • (Edwin Hodgeman) "All our lives hang by a thread. Now we got a man waiting for sentence. But ain't it the truth: you take your chances with the law, justice is only a roll of the dice. A flip of the coin. A turn -- of the Wheel."
  • (Edwin Hodgeman) "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls -- Dyin' time's here."

Adam Cockburn as Jedediah Jr.

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Angelo Rossitto as Master

  • (Angelo Rossitto) "Who you?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Me Max."
  • (Angelo Rossitto) "These our witness, Aunty. Us suffer bad. Want justice. We want Thunderdome."
  • (Tina Turner) "You know the law: Two men enter, one man leaves."
  • (Angelo Rossitto) "This Blaster. Twenty men enter, only him leave."
  • (Tina Turner) "Then it's your choice. Thunderdome."
  • (Angelo Rossitto) "Me order. Me Master. Me run Bartertown."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Sure, that's why you live in s***."
  • (Angelo Rossitto) "Not s***. Energy."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Call it what you like. It still smells like s*** to me."

George Spartels as Blackfinger

  • (George Spartels) "It's a class job. One mistake, and it'll blow the crap out of this place. Literally."
  • (George Spartels) "I'll disconnect the battery."
  • (Mel Gibson) "I wouldn't do that."
  • (Angelo Rossitto) "Who you?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Me Max."
  • (Angelo Rossitto) "You smart."
  • (Mel Gibson) "That's my vehicle."
  • (Angelo Rossitto) "Disarm."
  • (Mel Gibson) "How much?"
  • (Angelo Rossitto) "No trade. Do."
  • (Angelo Rossitto) "FETCH."

Robert Grubb as Pigkiller

  • (Robert Grubb) "Remember: no matter where you go, there you are."
  • (Robert Grubb) "Mr., who are ya?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "No-one"
  • (Robert Grubb) "What's your name?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Nobody."
  • (Robert Grubb) "No Mr., I can feel it. The dice are rollin'."

Frank Thring as The Collector

  • (Frank Thring) "Perhaps you've got something to trade after all."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Keep talkin'"
  • (Frank Thring) "Twenty-four hours of your life, in return, you'll get back what was stolen."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Sounds like a bargain."
  • (Frank Thring) "It's not. It's the law."

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