Madame's Place Quotes

Madame's Place is a Sitcom that appeared on TV in 1982 on Broadcast syndication. Madame's Place stopped airing in 1983.

Madame's Place was on for 1 seasons and 150 episodes. It features Don Van Atta as producer, Michael K. Miller as theme composer, and Dan Foliart in charge of musical score. Madame's Place is executive produced by Brad Lachman.

Madame's Place is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Madame's Place is 22-24 minutes long. Madame's Place is produced by Brad Lachman Productions and distributed by Paramount Domestic Television.

Madame's Place Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Oh, I always said that Sex is a misdemeanor. D' more you miss, d' meaner you get."

• (Unnamed) "Why don't you come up and see me some time? How about Wednesday? That's amateur night."

• (Unnamed) "Well, if you need me I'll be in my dressing room practicing my collection of one-liners."
• (Unnamed) "Well, be sure to do a good job darling. They're all in your face."

• (Unnamed) "My god, are you putting on weight or are my eyeballs getting fat?"
• (Unnamed) "What are you talking about? I have the body of a 16 year old girl."
• (Unnamed) "You ought to give it back dear. Your wrinkling the hell out of it. Tell me darling, is that your face or did your neck throw-up?"

• (Unnamed) "Ladies, are you tired of keeping your traps shut when your old man screws up real bad? Do you have to try to be in control of your temper when he does something so stupid even you can't believe it? Are you fed-up with being the nice quiet little wife when he can be a dumb loud-mouth oaf of a husband any time he pleases? If you answer yes to any of these questions, it's time you ordered your very own Inflatible Husband Doll. Yes folks, this wintery little doll will just sit there and look frightened no matter what you say."
• (Unnamed) "Lord, what a puss. Yes, you can curse, cajole, conive, rant, rave and ramble and throw ultimatums at 'em all night long and he won't ever answer back. Not even once."
• (Unnamed) "You idiot moron. How dare you? You flirt with that little polynesian waitress? See that ladies? The damned doll has no gambelonium. Yes ladies and gentlemen, the Inflatible Husband Doll. And if you don't even like him you can take a pin and --"
• (Unnamed) "Did you get a close-up of that? Yes ladies and gentlemen, the Inflatible Husband Doll. Available at Pretend-O-Rama and your local If-Only Stores."

• (Unnamed) "Is it true darling that on your license plate it says "For Covered Wagons Only"?"

• (Unnamed) "Why, I passed your house the other day. You must have been sunbathing on the patio. Vultures were circling overhead."
• (Unnamed) "Oh yes. I do remember you swooping and swirling on your broomstick spelling out the words "Surrender Dorothy"."

• (Unnamed) "These are my Summer Diamonds. Some are diamonds, some are not."

• (Unnamed) "I hope you like my dress."
• (Unnamed) "You bet dear. I love your dress. I always have."
• (Unnamed) "Ha-ha. Darling, that joke has been around since 1776. And so have you. Why, you gave Minute-Men a whole new meaning."
• (Unnamed) "How amusing coming from someone who's seen more ceilings than Michaelangelo."

• (Unnamed) "Don't you recognize me? I'm your cousin Madame."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, yes. Now I remember. Your mother called you Madame because she couldn't spell Blech."
• (Unnamed) "Ptoo. What an ash."

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