Made in Paris Quotes

Made in Paris is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Made in Paris stopped airing in 1970.

It features Joe Pasternak as producer, George E. Stoll in charge of musical score, and Milton R. Krasner as head of cinematography.

Made in Paris is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Made in Paris is 103 minutes long. Made in Paris is distributed by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.

Made in Paris Quotes

• (Maggie Scott) "It's a perfect view of Paris. If the whiskey doesn't get you, the scenery will."

• (Ted Barclay) "Maggie Scott you've done a dangerous thing to me. Because of you I've developed a strange fascination for girls that say: no."

• (Roger Barclay) "In less than 24 hours, this child has destroyed all of Irene's back-breaking work."

• (Maggie Scott) "Are you calling me a liar?"
• (Marc Fontaine) "No, a liar fools other people. You fool yourself."

• (Marc Fontaine) "Do you want a drink?"
• (Maggie Scott) "I'm drunk enough as it is without anything."

• (Unnamed) "Maggie, there's one other thing I think you should know; about Marc Fontaine."
• (Ted Barclay) "I'll handle with kid gloves."
• (Unnamed) "Dear, please be serious. For five years, Mark and I had a very; close relationship."
• (Ted Barclay) "Irene, tell me what to do and I'll do it. I'll mother him. I'll feed him."
• (Unnamed) "I'm not talking about feeding him. Darling, you just don't understand. You see, Marc Fontaine needs a very; special kind of attention."
• (Ted Barclay) "What special kind of attention?"

• (Maggie Scott) "Don't be afraid."
• (Herb Stone) "You'll be gentle with me?"
• (Maggie Scott) "I promise."

• (Marc Fontaine) "I believe the woman enters the room first; then, the gown. Most designers would like to forget the women."

• (Denise Marton) "Who is the little red-headed girl? She's very pretty."
• (Herb Stone) "I'm showing her around for a friend of mine. She's pretty; but, she's not my type."
• (Denise Marton) "Oh, I am so glad; because, she is Marc's."

• (Marc Fontaine) "Do you know what you want, Maggie? You want a thrilling evening; of almosts. Almost romance. Almost love. Almost sex. Maggie, I told you Paris would give you whatever you were looking for. You've got it. And you've put me in the position of a guide. Very well. Very well. I hope I've given you a proper service, Miss Scott. Now that we've shown you our best imitation of romance, what would you like to see next? The Eiffel Tower? The Arc d'Triumph? Oh, I know. The wax museum. Sex. Lust. Passion. But, not real. Not real, Miss Scott. Just the way you like it. Fake. All in one."

• (Yvonne) "You are not leaving."
• (Herb Stone) "Eh, DeGaulle just called another press conference."
• (Yvonne) "General DeGaulle has not been up so late since World War II."
• (Herb Stone) "Theirs not to reason why. The Republic comes first."
• (Yvonne) "The Republic? So was a blonde or a brunette."

• (Marc Fontaine) "Are you out to destroy all designers in Paris or is this something you reserved especially for me?"

• (Marc Fontaine) "This is Paris as it was 300 years ago. No noise. No traffic. No smoke. Just; calm, peaceful. The only jarring note is the car."
• (Maggie Scott) "I don't mind the Rolls, really."

• (Maggie Scott) "I'm having such a wonderful time. You're very sweet."
• (Herb Stone) "I haven't even turned it on yet."
• (Maggie Scott) "Are you trying to seduce me?"
• (Herb Stone) "Whatever gave you that idea?"
• (Maggie Scott) "Because I don't want you to. I want to seduce you. The girl is wild. She's got to work it."
• (Herb Stone) "You're putty in your hands."

• (Marc Fontaine) "Maggie, may I point out to you that you're not being very logical."
• (Maggie Scott) "I don't feel very logical."

• (Herb Stone) "He's one of the few friends I have that I like."

• (Maggie Scott) "More."
• (Herb Stone) "Now, Maggie."
• (Maggie Scott) "More. More. Thank you."

• (Ted Barclay) "Yeah, I'd be delighted to take care of any girlfriend of yours."
• (Herb Stone) "I just want you to keep an eye on her and, well, she's never been to Paris before --"
• (Ted Barclay) "Yeah, I'm not the guy to protect any girl. I've been on the other side of the fence too long. Yeah."
• (Herb Stone) "Just keep her away from the people and places we know. She'll be fine."

• (Maggie Scott) "Mr. Barclay, if you don't mind, I would like to be judged by what I do between 9:30 and 5:30, not after hours."
• (Ted Barclay) "You could have said no."
• (Maggie Scott) "You never gave me that much time. I'm sorry if I spoiled your record."

• (Ted Barclay) "Why did you lead me on?"
• (Maggie Scott) "I what?"
• (Ted Barclay) "Come on, now. That slow and inviting smile, it isn't all business."
• (Maggie Scott) "I just happen to be friendly."
• (Ted Barclay) "And that little wiggle when you walk."
• (Maggie Scott) "All women wiggle."

• (Maggie Scott) "I think I've had a little too much."
• (Marc Fontaine) "Its just a little red wine. Nothing very dangerous."
• (Maggie Scott) "I guess I'm just not used to it. I feel so lightheaded. I don't know what I'm doing."

• (Ted Barclay) "Monsieur Fontaine does not realize that you're really a swinger with a talent for moonlighting."

• (Marc Fontaine) "A Paris lullaby."
• (Marc Fontaine) "For love is like a carousel, And as it spins around."
• (Maggie Scott) "A girl and boy, Can reach the moon, And never leave the ground --"

• (Maggie Scott) "Well, are you just going to talk about me or are you interested in some; action?"

• (Maggie Scott) "Miss Scott, are you bucking for sainthood?"
• (Ted Barclay) "Moi? No, I'm just an average American girl. I have the foolish idea that I'd like to settle down in the suburbs with a man I love and have children; and maybe even have a station wagon and two of those large dogs with hair in front of their eyes. I'm sure you think that's square, Mr. Barclay."
• (Maggie Scott) "That's square."

• (Herb Stone) "Paris has a habit of doing very strange things to shrewd little girls. Their inhibitions go haywire and pretty soon little girl's not quite so sure of herself. To put it mildly, she goes ape."
• (Maggie Scott) "And what if it doesn't happen that way?"
• (Herb Stone) "It will."

• (Ted Barclay) "Hey, you're not going to miss my shaving."
• (Maggie Scott) "It's a new experience for me."
• (Ted Barclay) "That's the trouble with modern marriages. People don't know enough intimate details about each other."

• (Herb Stone) "Yvonne, it's for a good friend of mine. Oh, come on. All girls have buddies. Hmm? Five foot eight. Works for NATO. Name's Renee. Yeah, dark and willowy. Capable of saying "yes" in five languages."
• (Ted Barclay) "Too tall."
• (Herb Stone) "No. No, it doesn't spark him. Can you come up with somebody a little less; a little less intellectual. Yeah. Paulette. Paulette hostess for Air France. Held prisoner by the Algerians for three months; after the armistice. Blonde. Five two."
• (Ted Barclay) "Too short."
• (Herb Stone) "No. That still doesn't do it. You wanna look; well, see, he's; he's very depressed. Can you come up with something special. Something; oh, now. Oh, yeah, yeah. yeah. Yeah. Palais Bourges. Palais Bourges front row. Monique. Excellent stand-out. Measurements? 42-24-31."
• (Ted Barclay) "Too scrawny."

• (Maggie Scott) "It's fun when you don't have to be a nice girl."

• (Maggie Scott) "Ted, I was attracted to Fontaine; but, nothing happened."
• (Ted Barclay) "Did you get cold feet?"
• (Maggie Scott) "No. I wasn't sure I didn't like somebody else better."

• (Cab Driver) "Vingt-cinq franc, Monsieur."
• (Herb Stone) "vingt-cinq franc?"
• (Cab Driver) "Alors --"
• (Herb Stone) "Bon-bon-bon-bon-bon."
• (Herb Stone) "The fare is 25 francs."
• (Herb Stone) "You're on expense account, I'm not."

• (Mongo Santamaria) "Now, everybody do; a p*****cat."

• (Irene Chase) "I may not have always lead the most moral of lives; but, I always knew what bedroom I woke up in."

• (Maggie Scott) "This is fantastic. I never would have seen the real Paris if it weren't for you."
• (Herb Stone) "Well, I hate to disappoint you; but, this joint's loaded with Americans."
• (Maggie Scott) "Well, I never would have seen the real Americans in Paris if it weren't for you."

• (Irene Chase) "Miss Scott, do you think you could handle our Paris buying? Well?"
• (Ted Barclay) "I think so Mr. Barclay."

• (Herb Stone) "Let's go to some quiet, intimate little place we can get lost to; even if its just a phone booth."

• (Ted Barclay) "That was sent to Lilly LaRue for her strip tease act at the Body Shop."

• (Maggie Scott) "This is delicious. It tastes just like licorice."
• (Herb Stone) "That is better than licorice. It has more vitamins. It's absinthe."
• (Maggie Scott) "Mmmm."
• (Herb Stone) "Waiter, two more of the same."

• (Herb Stone) "Why don't you taper off a little. You don't have to set any records."
• (Maggie Scott) "Oh, I'm gonna set all kinds of records."
• (Herb Stone) "Barney, two more of the same."

• (Marc Fontaine) "I sent a cable. I felt the job called for someone a little more mature and a lot less hysterical."
• (Maggie Scott) "You did this just because I insulted you in the bedroom."
• (Marc Fontaine) "Well, the bedroom is an excellent place to judge anybody's behavior."

• (Marc Fontaine) "Who are you?"
• (Maggie Scott) "I'm Maggie Scott. I'm Irene's replacement."
• (Marc Fontaine) "Oh."
• (Maggie Scott) "What do you mean: oh?"
• (Marc Fontaine) "Just that you're a very attractive and lovely girl, for such an important job."
• (Maggie Scott) "It doesn't make any difference what a buyer looks like."
• (Marc Fontaine) "It helps."

• (Marc Fontaine) "You again. What are you doing here?"
• (Maggie Scott) "I'm not doing anything. Everybody's undressing me."
• (Marc Fontaine) "Everybody is always undress you, Miss Scott."

• (Ted Barclay) "You've seen this dress?"
• (Maggie Scott) "Yes. It's a Fontaine creation. I think it's a very exciting dress."
• (Ted Barclay) "A very exciting dress. There's no way of keeping it up. Even with all of Eunice's; agile equipment."
• (Unnamed) "I can't even shake hands."

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