Maid Marian and Her Merry Men Quotes

Maid Marian and her Merry Men is a Situation Comedy that first aired in 1989 on BBC One. Maid Marian and Her Merry Men ended its run in 1994.

Maid Marian and her Merry Men aired for 26 episodes. It features Richard Callanan as producer, Unbulleted list, David Chilton, Nick Russell-Pavier as composer, and David Gautier as head of cinematography. Maid Marian and her Merry Men is created by Tony Robinson.

Maid Marian and her Merry Men is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Maid Marian and her Merry Men is 25 minutes 1x 50 Minutes long. Maid Marian and her Merry Men is produced by BBC.

Maid Marian and her Merry Men Quotes

• (Barrington) "What are there 12 of, on the face of a clock?"
• (Little Ron) "Cuckoos."
• (Barrington) "No."
• (Little Ron) "Pheasants."

• (Marian) "Help. Help."
• (Marian) "Well, this is it I suppose. Oooh, how embarrassing to be put to death when your mother's staying. Why couldn't someone save me? Anyone'd do. As long as he was good looking, and a bit, you know, sulky, with a couple of day's stubble and a pair of really tight-"
• (Robin) "Don't worry. I, Robin of Kensington, will save you."
• (Marian) "Oh, Blimey, not you. I'd rather stay up here, thanks."
• (Robin) "But you were shouting for help."
• (Marian) "No I wasn't ."
• (Robin) "You were."
• (Marian) "I was not so."

• (Gary) "Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye."
• (The Sheriff) "Gary, what are you doing?"
• (Gary) "Oh, I'm saying goodbye to the germs, sir. They're going out of the bin, and into the rubbish tip where they can make new friends in a totally different environment."
• (The Sheriff) "So it's more of a club 18-30s than a rubbish tip, is it, Gary?"
• (Gary) "Yes, sir."
• (The Sheriff) "Wrong."
• (The Sheriff) "It's a funeral parlour. Gary, sometimes you're as stupidly sentimental as an Australian Soap Opera. Now get this place tidied up before we all die of the bubonic plague. And Graeme?"
• (Graeme) "Yes, sir?"
• (The Sheriff) "Get this old tin of paint out of here by 12 o'clock. Otherwise I'll chop you into a rather easy two-piece jigsaw."

• (Marian) "But you made a mistake, Robin. It's not easy you know. They've got the power, they've got the weapons. All we've got is a Raster, a Wally and a Bearded Avocado."

• (The Sheriff) "You're as mindlessly sentimental as an Australian soap opera."

• (Marian) "What do you mean you ran out of wood? What's this?"
• (Robin) "Um -- a forest."

• (Marian) "If a Norman wants me to be cheese- then that's the last thing I'll be."

• (Marian) "Robin, Robin where are you?"
• (Robin) "That's my business, I think."
• (Marian) "It's me, Marian."
• (Robin) "What do you want? Got bored canoodling with our deadly enemies, have you? Snogged so many Normans you've run out of lipsil?"
• (Marian) "What are you talking about? I've got the key. I've come to set you free."
• (Robin) "I'd rather stay in here, thank you, Miss Traitor."
• (Marian) "Don't be silly."
• (Robin) "Don't touch that door. Guards. Guards. Help. There's a woman trying to set me free."
• (Marian) "Robin, do you really want to have your head chopped off?"
• (Robin) "Yes, if it means I don't have to look at your double-crossing face again, yes, I certainly do."
• (Robin) "Guards, guards, quick. She's got the key in the door."
• (Marian) "Robin, do you really want to be sliced into more pieces than a package of garlic sausage?"
• (The Sheriff) "Apparently, he does, my little vixen."

• (Robin) "Over the last couple of days I've been a fool."
• (Rabies) "I never noticed the difference."

• (Marian) "Let me out. Let me out."
• (Marian) "Well, that's it, then. I'm doomed. Someday, a handsome traveller will come passing by this place, and he'll see me, all thin and starved to death. Well. Not too thin, just a little weight off the hips. And he'll say: "Here lies the fair Marian. She was the people's friend. She loved little children and was always kind to animals. Well, except for that stupid little Pekinese she accidentally trod on. Her only crime, was to trust a friend.""
• (Marian) "Ooooh, just wait until I get my hands on her. One trusty arrow and I'll pierce both her ears for her at the same time."

• (Marian) "Oh don't ask me, I'm just a girlie; has anyone seen my blusher?"

• (The Sheriff) "For goodness sake, Guy, we are trying to raise money for the Royal Arsenal."
• (Guy of Gisborne) "Well I'm not helping. I hate football."

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