Major League: Back to the Minors Quotes

Major League: Back to the Minors is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Major League: Back to the Minors stopped airing in 1970.

It features James G. Robinson as producer, Robert Folk in charge of musical score, and Tim Suhrstedt as head of cinematography.

Major League: Back to the Minors is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Major League: Back to the Minors is 100 minutes long. Major League: Back to the Minors is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Scott Bakula as Gus Cantrell, Dennis Haysbert as Pedro Cerrano, Judson Mills as Hog Ellis, Lobo Sebastian as Carlos Liston, Peter Mackenzie as Doc, Bob Uecker as Harry Doyle, Takaaki Ishibashi as Taka Tanaka, Ted McGinley as Leonard Huff, and Jensen Daggett as Maggie Reynolds.

Major League: Back to the Minors Quotes

Ted McGinley as Leonard Huff

• (Ted McGinley) "So are you a baseball fan?"
• (Jensen Daggett) "As a matter of fact, I am."
• (Ted McGinley) "Well, I manage a team. Minnesota Twins, may you've heard of them."
• (Scott Bakula) "Hmm, Minnesota Twins, may I've heard of them. You asshole."

Bob Uecker as Harry Doyle

• (Bob Uecker) "Oh, I'm so sorry. Here, here's a twenty. Go get yourself another suit."

• (Bob Uecker) "And here's Cerrano, returning to baseball after taking some time off to search for -- whatever the hell it was he lost. Maybe his mind."

Peter Mackenzie as Doc

• (Peter Mackenzie) "Skip, can I talk to you?"
• (Scott Bakula) "Sure, whats up Doc?"

Scott Bakula as Gus Cantrell

• (Scott Bakula) "God -- if You can hear me, please -- send me one real baseball player. That's all I ask. And if you can't grant me that then -- well -- you might as well just strike me dead right here and now."

• (Scott Bakula) "Pops, I got something for you."
• (Unnamed) "This is a first baseman's glove."
• (Scott Bakula) "That's funny, that's what the guy in the sporting goods store said it was."
• (Unnamed) "I'm not a first baseman. I'm an outfielder. I been an outfielder my whole life."
• (Scott Bakula) "Look, Pops, I think it might be better for the team --"
• (Unnamed) "Wait. Hold on, now. I've been around a long time. Don't give me the best for the team speech. Give it to me straight."
• (Scott Bakula) "You're too old, you're too fat, you're too slow. Straight enough?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, yeah, that'll do it."
• (Scott Bakula) "But I like your bat and I need a leader on the field and I think you're my man. What do you say? You wanna give first base a try?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, you know, whatever's best for the team."

• (Scott Bakula) "God?"
• (Dennis Haysbert) "No."
• (Scott Bakula) "Moses?"
• (Dennis Haysbert) "No, but you're getting warm."
• (Scott Bakula) "Cerrano."
• (Dennis Haysbert) "Hello, Gus."
• (Scott Bakula) "Oh, Jesus Christ."
• (Dennis Haysbert) "Be careful, now."
• (Scott Bakula) "You scared me to death."
• (Dennis Haysbert) "Do you mean when you realized God is black?"
• (Scott Bakula) "Yeah -- I thought She was white."
• (Scott Bakula) "I must've been out a long time if it's Halloween already."
• (Dennis Haysbert) "What's your point?"

Lobo Sebastian as Carlos Liston

• (Lobo Sebastian) "Thou shalt not make fun of Carlos Liston or thou will get their asses whipped."

Takaaki Ishibashi as Taka Tanaka

• (Takaaki Ishibashi) "Family bicker. Customers complain. Everyone blames Taka. Have no -- peace of brain."

Judson Mills as Hog Ellis

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