Make Love, Not Warcraft Quotes

Make Love, Not Warcraft is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Make Love, Not Warcraft ended in 1970.

It features "Live to Win" in charge of musical score.

Make Love, Not Warcraft Quotes

• (Eric Cartman) "We've learned the the four of us can't fight him alone, but if we all log in together, we might have a chance."
• (Token) "Hey yeah."
• (Jimmy Volmer) "We can really stick to that ass -- munch."
• (Clyde) "Are you guys dumb? We can't beat him. Not even with all of us, it's a waste of time."
• (Stan Marsh) "Dude, we have to try."
• (Clyde) "I've got better things to do."
• (Eric Cartman) "Clyde, Clyde, if you had the chance right now to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it? I mean, I personally wouldn't; however, because I think it was awesome, but you would, right?"
• (Clyde) "I'm just gonna stop playing."
• (Eric Cartman) "When Hitler rose to power, a lot of people just stopped playing. And you know who those people were? The French. Are you French, Clyde?"
• (Clyde) "No."
• (Eric Cartman) "Voulez-vous cous chez avec-moi, Clyde?"
• (Clyde) "Alright, alright, I'll do it."
• (Jimmy Volmer) "So what's the plan?"
• (Eric Cartman) "Alright, log in tonight on your computers at precisely 7:30. We will meet here, near the planes of the Elwin Forest near West Fall. My friends, to victory."

• (Stan) "Dad? Dad?"
• (Randy Marsh) "Staaan."
• (Randy Marsh) "I've never been able to say this before, but -- I love you, son."
• (Stan) "I know you do, Dad."

• (Leopold 'Butters' Stotch) "I don't play world of warcraft --"
• (Eric Cartman) "Butters, you said that you're on your computer all the time."
• (Leopold 'Butters' Stotch) "Yeah, but I'm playing hello kitty island adventure."
• (Eric Cartman) "Ugh -- Butters, go buy world of warcraft, install it on your computer, and join the online sensation before we all murder you."
• (Leopold 'Butters' Stotch) "O-oh -- Al-alright then."

• (Eric Cartman) "You can just hang around outside in the sun all day, tossing a ball around, or you can sit at your computer and do something that matters."

• (Cartman) "All right, you guys, this is it. When the attack begins, all warriors click on Defensive Stance. Everyone else, wait for Craig to cast his Intellect Buff."
• (Token) "Okay."
• (Craig) "Got it."
• (Cartman) "The battle is sure to be long, so make sure you have all your special abilities macroed to your keyboards."
• (Jimmy Volmer) "All right, Eric. You can c-c-count on us."
• (Timmy) "Tim-maahh."
• (Cartman) "This shall be a day for all to remember. Let us bravely charge the fields of Azeroth. From with --"
• (Butters) "Hey fellas."
• (Butters) "Boy, this is neato, huh?"
• (Cartman) "Butters? What the hell are you doing?"
• (Butters) "I got World of Warcraft, like you said."
• (Cartman) "You can't be the dwarf character, Butters, I'm the dwarf."
• (Butters) "Well, there's like only four races to choose from --"
• (Cartman) "So pick another one. I'm the dwarf, you stupid asshole. Log out, create a new character, and log back in."
• (Butters) "I like Hello Kitty Island Adventure a lot more than this stuff."
• (Stan) "Come on, let's do this."
• (Clyde) "Yeah, my mom says I have to be in bed at 9:30."
• (Cartman) "Then let's move out."

• (Unnamed) "Randy, you working on that sediment analysis?"
• (Randy Marsh) "Now now, Nelson. I just joined a big party of Night Elves and we're going to go and explore the Tower of Azora together."
• (Unnamed) "Is that a computer game?"
• (Randy Marsh) "No, r-tard, it's an MMORPG. These are real people I'm playing with. See, I'm a hunter, level 2. I can chat with all these other people. I can even wave to this guy, see?"
• (Randy Marsh) "Hello. In the outside world, I am a simple geologist -- but in here, I am Valkorn, Defender of the Alliance. I have braved the Fargo Deep Mine, and defeated the Blood Fish at Jarod's Landing."
• (Unnamed) "Hmm. Looks like that guy just killed you."
• (Randy Marsh) "What? Why? WHY?"

• (Randy Marsh) "Stan. Stan."
• (Stan Marsh) "Hang on guys, my dad wants something."
• (Randy Marsh) "Stan."
• (Stan Marsh) "What?"
• (Stan Marsh) "You've been on your computer all weekend. Shouldn't you go out and socialize with your friends?"
• (Stan Marsh) "I am socializing r-tard. I'm logged on to an MMORPG, with people from all over the world and getting XP with my party using teamspeak."
• (Randy Marsh) "I'm not an r-tard."

• (Cartman) "Oh, dude. I just took the biggest crap. Hey, where are you guys?"
• (Kyle) "We're over here, by the cart."
• (Cartman) "Okay, I'm back."
• (Stan) "Dude. We've been waiting forever."
• (Cartman) "Well, I'm sorry, I had to take a dump."
• (Kyle) "If you didn't eat so much, you wouldn't have diarrhea all the time, fatass."
• (Cartman) "Hey, I don't need to take any lip from a frickin' girl."
• (Kenny) "I think Kyle has fake titties, ha ha."
• (Cartman) "Totally, heheh."
• (Kyle) "Come on, we have to finish the quest in Stonehaven."
• (Randy Marsh) "Stan?"
• (Randy Marsh) "Staaan?"
• (Stan) "Hang on, guys, my dad wants something."

• (Randy Marsh) "Hey, Stan, can I play with you guys?"
• (Stan) "Dad?"
• (Randy Marsh) "Yeah, I'm playing from the office."
• (Stan) "Dad, get off our teamspeak line."
• (Token) "That's it, I'm dead."
• (Stan) "That's it, screw this game."
• (Cartman) "Now, leave me alone, don't do that --"
• (Cartman) "God-f***ing-dammit."

• (Unnamed) "Fellow board members, we have a problem. Somebody in the world of warcraft is ignoring the world rules, and is going around, killing innocent players."
• (Unnamed) "Why kill innocent players? The game is about finishing quests."
• (Unnamed) "We've got to delete him from the servers."
• (Unnamed) "We can't. Whoever this player is, he has played world of warcraft so much, that he has reached a level we had thought unreachable. He's actually able to kill our admins. And he grows stronger everyday --"
• (Unnamed) "Jesus."
• (Unnamed) "I've gotta get home. My kids are playing world of warcraft right now."
• (Unnamed) "Jim -- Your kids' characters are already dead."
• (Unnamed) "No -- No. They'd just started playing."
• (Unnamed) "What kind of person would do this?"
• (Unnamed) "Only one kind -- Whoever this person is, he has played world of warcraft nearly ever hour, of every day, for the past year and a half. Gentlemen we are dealing with someone here who has absolutely no life."
• (Unnamed) "How do you kill that which has no life?"

• (Cartman) "Kyle. Fire spell."
• (Kyle) "Aaaa --"
• (Kyle) "Ah. Huh?"
• (Stan) "Kyle."
• (Stan) "Kyle. Dude, what's wrong?"
• (Kyle) "Carpal tunnel. Carpal tunnel. It's -- uuugh."
• (Stan) "Oh, Jesus, he got it bad."
• (Cartman) "Wait, we need Ben-Gay."
• (Stan) "Hurry, dude."
• (Cartman) "I'm going as fast as I can."
• (Stan) "Kyle, you have to keep playing."
• (Kyle) "I can't. Just leave me behind."
• (Stan) "We can't do this without you now. Come on."

• (Unnamed) "Whoever this player is, he has played World of Warcraft nearly every hour of every day for the past year and a half. Gentlemen, we are dealing with someone here who -- has absolutely no life."
• (Unnamed) "How do you kill that which has no life?"

• (Eric Cartman) "No. I don't want have to start over in the graveyard."

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