Mamma Mia! (film) Quotes

Mamma Mia! (film) is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Mamma Mia! ended in 1970.

It features Judy Craymer, and Gary Goetzman as producer, Benny Andersson, and Björn Ulvaeus in charge of musical score, and Haris Zambarloukos as head of cinematography.

Mamma Mia! (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom, Germany, and United States. Each episode of Mamma Mia! (film) is 109 minutes long. Mamma Mia! (film) is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Meryl Streep as Donna, Julie Walters as Rosie, Amanda Seyfried as Sophie, Dominic Cooper as Sky, Christine Baranski as Tanya, Colin Firth as Harry Bright, Pierce Brosnan as Sam Carmichael, Rachel McDowall as Lisa, Ashley Lilley as Ali, Stellan Skarsgård as Bill, and Philip Michael as Pepper.

Mamma Mia! (film) Quotes

Amanda Seyfried as Sophie

• (Amanda Seyfried) "You know what comes next?"
• (Stellan Skarsgård) "Well, you're not going to tell me that you have a twin sister, are you?"

• (Amanda Seyfried) "I want the perfect wedding, and I want my father to give me away."
• (Ashley Lilley) "Better be a wide aisle."

• (Amanda Seyfried) "God, I love Sky and I want to be with him and I -- I don't want my children growing up, not knowing who their father is, because it's just, it's crap."

• (Amanda Seyfried) "I don't care if you slept with hundreds of men. You're my mom, and I love you so much."
• (Meryl Streep) "Oh, Soph."
• (Meryl Streep) "And I haven't slept with hundreds of men."

Pierce Brosnan as Sam Carmichael

• (Pierce Brosnan) "Am I getting this right? Sophie may be mine, but she may be Bill's or Harry's?"
• (Meryl Streep) "Yeah. Yes. That's right. And don't get all self-righteous with me, because you have no one but yourself to blame."
• (Amanda Seyfried) "Yeah, if you hadn't just dumped my mother and gone off and married somebody else --"
• (Pierce Brosnan) "Hey, hey, wait a minute. I had to go home. I was engaged. But I told Lorraine I couldn't marry her and I came right back."
• (Meryl Streep) "You -- you -- Why didn't you call me?"
• (Pierce Brosnan) "Because I was crazy enough to think that you would be waiting for me. Only when I arrived, they told me you were off with some other guy. So -- Lorraine called me an idiot and married me to prove it."

• (Pierce Brosnan) "I've done the big white wedding, and believe me, it doesn't always end in "happy ever after"."
• (Amanda Seyfried) "That is you, that's not me. Okay? I love Sky more than anything in the world, and I -- Arrgh. Did you feel that way before you got married?"
• (Pierce Brosnan) "No."

• (Pierce Brosnan) "I see you kept my bagpipes."
• (Meryl Streep) "They're supposed to ward off unwanted visitors."
• (Pierce Brosnan) "Oh, you don't need bagpipes to do that."

• (Pierce Brosnan) "You always knew how to make an entrance."

• (Pierce Brosnan) "Our song."
• (Colin Firth) "Your song? It's my song."

Julie Walters as Rosie

• (Julie Walters) "Does she wear it or floss with it?"
• (Christine Baranski) "Floss you."
• (Meryl Streep) "Is it edible Tanya?"

• (Julie Walters) "Now, listen, listen, what we're gonna do is -- we'll get them plastered tonight, and then tomorrow, Tanya and I will take them fishing."
• (Christine Baranski) "Fishing? Oh, please."
• (Julie Walters) "What do you suggest we do with three men?"
• (Christine Baranski) "Well, then, now, THAT takes me back."

• (Julie Walters) "Typical isn't it? You wait 20 years for a dad and then three come along at once."

• (Julie Walters) "Excuse me. Hello. This is a hen party. Women only. Thank you."
• (Pierce Brosnan) "Okay."

• (Julie Walters) "It's very Greek."

• (Julie Walters) "I'm a lone wolf."

• (Julie Walters) "Excuse me. Coming through. I have a senior citizen with me. Thank you. My mother needs a perch."
• (Christine Baranski) "Mother? We're the same age."
• (Julie Walters) "Yeah. Well, parts of us are."

• (Julie Walters) "She's a chip off the old block."
• (Meryl Streep) "If she were more like me, she wouldn't be getting married at 20."
• (Christine Baranski) "Or married at all."

• (Julie Walters) "Cooee."
• (Stellan Skarsgård) "Heey. Right in time for breakfast. We're serving up the works here."
• (Julie Walters) "Oh. Think you just did."

Meryl Streep as Donna

• (Meryl Streep) "I better be dreaming, you better not be here."
• (Stellan Skarsgård) "You want me to pinch you Donna?"

• (Meryl Streep) "Somebody up there has got it in for me. I bet it's my mother."

• (Meryl Streep) "You sound like you're having fun already."
• (Rachel McDowall) "Oh, we are."
• (Meryl Streep) "I used to have fun."
• (Ashley Lilley) "Oh, we know."

• (Meryl Streep) "Ohh, look at my baby, her whole life ahead of her."
• (Amanda Seyfried) "Oh please, I'm getting married, I'm not joining a convent."

• (Meryl Streep) "I don't know where they are, I don't know why they're here, and I have brought this all on myself because I was a stupid, reckless little slut."
• (Christine Baranski) "Whoa-ho-ho-ho. Don't you sound like your mother."

• (Meryl Streep) "Sky. Come meet my backup girls."
• (Christine Baranski) "Backup girls, my arse."

• (Meryl Streep) "Why are you here? What are you doing here?"
• (Stellan Skarsgård) "I'm writing a travel piece."
• (Colin Firth) "I'm, I'm here on a spontaneous holiday."
• (Pierce Brosnan) "Er, I just dropped in to say -- hi."

• (Meryl Streep) "And welcome to -- to -- Sophie's dad. I have to tell you, he is here."
• (Amanda Seyfried) "I know. I invited him."
• (Meryl Streep) "You couldn't have. I don't know which one it is."

• (Meryl Streep) "They have no right to turn up like this. What have they ever done for their daughter? Huh?"
• (Julie Walters) "Donna, Donna, they didn't know she existed."
• (Meryl Streep) "Well, they didn't need to know, did they? I've done a great job with Soph all by myself, and I won't be muscled out by an e -- jaculation."

• (Meryl Streep) "Okay, now, the thing about the toilet -- If it doesn't flush right away, just go, and come back in a while, and it should -- Nothing works around here, except for me."

Christine Baranski as Tanya

• (Christine Baranski) "I bet you don't remember me."
• (Julie Walters) "Not with all that plastic surgery."

• (Christine Baranski) "Whatever happened to our Donna? Life and soul of the party. El Rock Chick Supremo."
• (Meryl Streep) "I grew up."
• (Christine Baranski) "Well, then, grow back down again."

• (Christine Baranski) "What's going on?"
• (Meryl Streep) "D'you feel it? The earth moved, darling. We're falling apart here."
• (Meryl Streep) "Don't think about it. Come on. Let's go have fun."

• (Christine Baranski) "Yeah, but are you being taken care of?"
• (Meryl Streep) "What do you mean?"
• (Christine Baranski) "Are you getting any?"
• (Meryl Streep) "Oh, you mean --"
• (Meryl Streep) "Down, boy. Down, boy. No, it takes too much energy."
• (Julie Walters) "Yeah, just more plumbing to be maintained, isn't it?"

Colin Firth as Harry Bright

• (Colin Firth) "I'm Bright. Harry Bright."

• (Colin Firth) "Donna must be tearing her hair out doing this wedding on her own. What would the father of the bride normally do?"
• (Christine Baranski) "Pay."
• (Christine Baranski) "Though my dad drew the line at my third."

• (Colin Firth) "Bugger."
• (Pierce Brosnan) "My sentiments exactly."

Dominic Cooper as Sky

• (Dominic Cooper) "You must be Tanya. I've heard so much about you."
• (Christine Baranski) "Oh. All bad, I hope."
• (Dominic Cooper) "Yes."
• (Meryl Streep) "And all true."

• (Dominic Cooper) "It's my stag do; my last night of freedom. Which is how some people might see it. But for me, it's the last night before the greatest adventure of my life."

Philip Michael as Pepper

• (Philip Michael) "Now, baby, this should tickle your taste buds."
• (Christine Baranski) "Down, big fella. I'm old enough to be your mother."
• (Julie Walters) "Grandmother."

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