Manny Get Your Gun Quotes

Manny Get Your Gun is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Manny Get Your Gun ended its run in 1970.

Manny Get Your Gun Quotes

• (Haley Dunphy) "I can't go back there. I heard this summer they're having a hoedown."

• (Cameron Tucker) "You cheated on me."
• (Mitchell Pritchett) "How did I cheat on you?"
• (Cameron Tucker) "You cheated on me with choreography, and that's the worst kind."
• (Mitchell Pritchett) "How is that the worst --"
• (Cameron Tucker) "You danced without me, Mitchell."

• (Jay Pritchett) "What are you doing?"
• (Manny Delgado) "Turning back the clock."
• (Manny Delgado) "That's disgusting."
• (Jay Pritchett) "Don't judge. You're not married. This never happened."
• (Manny Delgado) "What never happened?"
• (Jay Pritchett) "That's a good man."
• (Manny Delgado) "Boy. I'm a boy."

• (Manny Delgado) "How do I look?"
• (Jay Pritchett) "Like Al Capone."
• (Manny Delgado) "Thanks."

• (Jay Pritchett) "I am always on time. It's easy for me, 'cause I'm organized. Not my wife. You think growing up in a place full of death squads and drunk uncles she'd learn to run faster."
• (Gloria Delgado-Pritchett) "Sorry. Sorry. I couldn't find my earring. So, what were we talking about?"

• (Jay Pritchett) "You should have a system."
• (Gloria Delgado-Pritchett) "I have a system. I put things down and then I remember where I put them."
• (Jay Pritchett) "And that's preferable to, say, putting the keys in the keyholder that just happens to look like a large key?"
• (Gloria Delgado-Pritchett) "Stop screaming."

• (Phil Dunphy) "Care to make this interesting?"
• (Alex Dunphy) "I don't think that's possible."

• (Manny Delgado) "It says in the box that this is for ages sixteen and up. Are you sure I should have this?"
• (Jay Pritchett) "What do you mean? You were born sixteen."

• (Alex Dunphy) "Dad, you just missed a stop sign."
• (Phil Dunphy) "Then we'll stop twice on the way back."
• (Haley Dunphy) "Good, that'll give us time to find the hubcap we lost passing the temple parking lot."

• (Gloria Delgado-Pritchett) "Tell me the truth, Jay. Did you put the keys in my bag?"
• (Jay Pritchett) "-- No."
• (Gloria Delgado-Pritchett) "I won't be mad."
• (Jay Pritchett) "In order to prove a point, I may have put the keys --"
• (Gloria Delgado-Pritchett) "I knew it."
• (Jay Pritchett) "Why did I give you such a big watch?"
• (Gloria Delgado-Pritchett) "Why, Jay? What point were you trying to make?"
• (Jay Pritchett) "I just wanted you to be more organized. You can be a little scatterbrained sometimes."
• (Gloria Delgado-Pritchett) "You are the one whose brains are going to be scattered. Manny, hand me the gun."

• (Manny Delgado) "What did you mean I was born sixteen?"
• (Jay Pritchett) "I'm just saying you were never a kid. Which is good, because I hate kids."

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