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Mars Attacks! Quotes

Mars Attacks! is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Mars Attacks! ended in 1970.

It features Tim Burton, and Larry J. Franco as producer, Danny Elfman in charge of musical score, and Peter Suschitzky as head of cinematography.

Mars Attacks! is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Mars Attacks! is 105 minutes long. Mars Attacks! is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Jack Nicholson as President Dale, Rod Steiger as General Decker, Lukas Haas as Richie Norris, Danny DeVito as Rude Gambler, Jim Brown as Byron Williams, Glenn Close as First Lady, Natalie Portman as Taffy Dale, Annette Bening as Barbara Land, Annette Bening as Art Land, Jack Black as Billy Glenn Norris, Sarah Jessica Parker as Nathalie Lake, Michael J. Fox as Jason Stone, Pierce Brosnan as Professor Donald Kessler, Paul Winfield as General Casey, Ray J as Cedric Williams, O-Lan Jones as Sue Ann Norris, and Martin Short as Press Secretary Jerry Ross.

Mars Attacks! Quotes

Glenn Close as First Lady

  • (Glenn Close) "I'm not allowing that thing in my house."
  • (Jack Nicholson) "Sweetie, we may have to. The people expect me to meet with them."
  • (Glenn Close) "Well they're not going to eat off the Van Buren china."
  • (Glenn Close) "The Nancy Reagan chandelier."

Annette Bening as Art Land

  • (Annette Bening) "I'd been thinkin' about Mars when there wasn't no Mars."
  • (Annette Bening) "Wow."
  • (Annette Bening) "Even in a time of intergalactic crisis, people still want to roll them bones."
  • (Annette Bening) "Hello, my name is Barbara,"
  • (Unnamed) "Hello Barbara,"
  • (Annette Bening) "I am an alcoholic, but I haven't had a drink in three months."
  • (Annette Bening) "If the Martians land, the're gonna need a place to stay. Just like everybody else."
  • (Annette Bening) "Know anyone who can fly a plane?"
  • (Jim Brown) "Yeah, your husband Art."
  • (Annette Bening) "No -- he's dead. I told him this was gonna happen."
  • (Annette Bening) "I'm not a crook, I'm ambitious. There's a difference."
  • (Annette Bening) "Do you have to drink in front of me?"
  • (Annette Bening) "You're an adult. Cope."

Natalie Portman as Taffy Dale

  • (Natalie Portman) "Guess it wasn't the dove."
  • (Gen. Decker) "They don't know what the hell they're talking about. Liberals, intellectuals -- peacemongers, IDIOTS."
  • (Natalie Portman) "Would you please keep it down? People live here."
  • (Gen. Decker) "Liberals. Intellectuals. Peacemongers. IDIOTS."
  • (Natalie Portman) "Can you keep it down? People live here."

Jack Black as Billy Glenn Norris

  • (Jack Black) "Die, you alien s***head."
  • (Jack Black) "Bye bye, Grandma."
  • (Grandma Florence Norris) "Goodbye, Thomas."
  • (Jack Black) "It's Billy Glenn, Grandma."
  • (Grandma Florence Norris) "I know, Thomas."

Jack Nicholson as President Dale

  • (Jack Nicholson) "I want the people to know that they still have 2 out of 3 branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad."
  • (Jack Nicholson) "Why can't we work out our differences? Why can't we work things out? Little people, why can't we all just get along?"
  • (Jack Nicholson) "What do you think, Marcia?"
  • (Glenn Close) "Kick the crap out of 'em."
  • (Jack Nicholson) "Rest assured that we will soon come out at a very real outcome."
  • (Jack Nicholson) "General Decker, if you do not shut up I am going to relieve you of your commands"
  • (Gen. Decker) "We have to strike now, sir. Annihilate. Kill. Kill. Kill."
  • (Jack Nicholson) "SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP."

Ray J as Cedric Williams

  • (Ray J) "What are you guys gawking at? Get that president outta here."

Michael J. Fox as Jason Stone

  • (Michael J. Fox) "The teeming masses have gathered from who knows how many states. Waiting and watching. Why have they come? Curiosity? Or is it something more? Or is it simply to say "I was there. I was there when first man met Martian." Jason Stone, GNN. Pahrump."
  • (Michael J. Fox) "When the Martians land, will the press have access? Can we do interviews?"

Jim Brown as Byron Williams

  • (Jim Brown) "No weapons. No tricks. Just you and me. Byron Williams. The heavyweight champion of the world."
  • (Jim Brown) "Barbara, you alright?"
  • (Annette Bening) "Huh? I need a drink --"
  • (Danny DeVito) "You and me both baby."

Danny DeVito as Rude Gambler

  • (Danny DeVito) "You wanna conquer the world, you're going to need lawyers, right?"
  • (Danny DeVito) "HEY. You're Tom Jones Right? "It ain't unusual", Hey Tom, Tom. Can I have an autograph? Anyone Got A Pen?"
  • (Danny DeVito) "Holy s***."

Rod Steiger as General Decker

  • (Martian Translator Device) "All green of skin -- 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest."
  • (Rod Steiger) "What the hell does that mean?"
  • (Rod Steiger) "We should nuke these assholes with everything we got, sir."

Lukas Haas as Richie Norris

  • (Lukas Haas) "I want to thank my Grandma for always being so good to me, and, and for helping save the world and everything."
  • (Lukas Haas) "Is that OK?"
  • (Natalie Portman) "Yea. Do you got a girlfriend?"
  • (Lukas Haas) "No."
  • (Lukas Haas) "Wow, he just made the international sign of the doughnut."
  • (Lukas Haas) "Should I go get Grandma?"
  • (Richie's Dad) "Oh forget Grandma. She's halfway into space already."
  • (Lukas Haas) "Why did they do that?"
  • (Unnamed) "Maybe they no liking the human being."

O-Lan Jones as Sue Ann Norris

  • (O-Lan Jones) "I'll tell you one thing, they ain't gettin' the TV."

Pierce Brosnan as Professor Donald Kessler

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Sarah Jessica Parker as Nathalie Lake

  • (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Jason, hi. It's me."
  • (Michael J. Fox) "Are you wearing a bra?"

Martin Short as Press Secretary Jerry Ross

  • (Martin Short) "My finger."

Paul Winfield as General Casey

  • (Paul Winfield) "Hello? This is General Casey. I get to meet the Martian Ambassador. Ain't that great? Oh, it's a hell of an honor. But didn't I always tell you honey, if I just stayed in place and never spoke up, good things are bound to happen. Yeah -- Ok"

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