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Marsha's Scheme of Diamonds Quotes

Marsha's Scheme of Diamonds is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Marsha's Scheme of Diamonds completed its run in 1970.

Marsha's Scheme of Diamonds Quotes

  • (Marsha) "I have to get inside that Batcave."
  • (Aunt Hilda) "I've been in dozens of bat caves, deary. They're very dull."
  • (Marsha) "This is a very special Batcave --"
  • (Aunt Hilda) "Take it from me: when you've seen one bat cave, you've seen them all."
  • (Robin) "Holy trolls and goblins."
  • (Marsha) "You bumbling old hag, you failed again."
  • (Robin) "That's no way to talk to an old lady."
  • (Commissioner Gordon) "Alfred, at the risk of sounding pompous: experience with women and experience with wives are two vastly different things."
  • (Chief O'Hara) "Amen."
  • (Batman) "I -- I --"
  • (Clergyman) "Say "I do.""
  • (Batman) "I --"
  • (Alfred) "Stop the wedding."
  • (Clergyman) "This is no time for pranks, my good man. We are in the midst of a sacred ceremony."
  • (Alfred) "I assure you, sir, this is no prank."
  • (Marsha) "Who are you?"
  • (Alfred) "Ethelbert Soames, solicitor at law with the firm of Soames, Stillwell and Thistlewaite, Liverpool, England."
  • (Alfred) "My card. My Card. My Card."
  • (Clergyman) "What has this to do with the wedding?"
  • (Alfred) "Allow me to present my client. Formerly Miss Henrietta Tillitson of Morton in the Marsh, Gloucestershire."
  • (Marsha) "What do you mean "formerly"?"
  • (Alfred) "I mean that for the last seven years, she has been Mrs. Batman."
  • (Marsha) "Mrs Batman?"
  • (Alfred) "Yes. If you care to examine the wedding certificate --"
  • (Alfred) "Duly attested by the registrar at Morton in the Marsh and dated seven years ago."
  • (Clergyman) "Why didn't you tell me about this, Batman?"
  • (Batman) "It, uh, uh, it slipped my mind."
  • (Clergyman) "Slipped your mind, indeed. I am not in the practice of marrying bigamists."
  • (Marsha) "Why, you two-timing Bat-Fink. How dare you leave a poor, defensless girl waiting at the altar."
  • (Alfred) "Not poor, I hope, madam. We are instituting a lawsuit for $1,000,000 for the alienation of the husband's affections."
  • (Marsha) "Let's get out of here."
  • (Batman) "Mrs. Cooper."
  • (Aunt Harriet Cooper) "Why, I wasn't sure that you'd remember me, Batman."
  • (Batman) "Of course I remember you. I've always treasured our brief meetings. And I certainly want to thank you for the help you gave me here today."
  • (Aunt Harriet Cooper) "Oh, I'm glad. I was afraid you'd be angry with us for stretching the truth the way we did."
  • (Batman) "Not under the circumstances, believe me."
  • (Robin) "Holy stalactites, Batman."
  • (Alfred) "If we can be of any further service, sir --"
  • (Batman) "As a matter of fact, Mr --"
  • (Alfred) "Alfred will do, sir."
  • (Batman) "As a matter of fact, Alfred, yes. Since Robin is currently out of commission, I'd appreciate it if you would accompany me in the batmobile."
  • (Alfred) "Certainly, sir. I've always wanted to ride in that ingenious vehicle."
  • (Batman) "Good."
  • (Batman) "Again my thanks, Mrs. Cooper. You were truly -- superb."
  • (Aunt Harriet Cooper) "Oh. Bruce will never believe it when I tell him."
  • (Marsha) "Well, I suppose this is the end of my little romp, eh, darlings?"
  • (Commissioner Gordon) "A one- to ten-year end, at least."
  • (Batman) "I just hope it's taught you that diamonds aren't necessarily a girl's best friend, Marsha."
  • (Marsha) "Oh, Batman, darling, you are so divinely square."
  • (Robin) "A cauldron of creeps, Batman."
  • (Batman) "Well put, Robin."
  • (Marsha) "Hurry, hurry. Before that Bat-bigamist partner of his shows up."
  • (Grand Mogul) "Holy hors d'oeuvres, Chief O'Hara, keep that cat away from us."

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