Martin (TV series) Quotes

Martin is a Sitcom that appeared on TV in 1992 on Fox Broadcasting Company. Martin ended its run in 1997.

Martin was on for 5 seasons and 132 episodes. It features Walter Barnett as producer, Steve Keitt as theme composer, Bill Maxwell as composer, and William Updegraff as head of cinematography. Martin is executive produced by John Bowman. Martin is created by John Bowman.

Martin is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Martin is 22-24 minutes long. Martin is produced by You Go Boy! Productions and distributed by Warner Bros. Television.

Martin Quotes

• (Laquita) "(singing) Laquita Lumpkins an' her homegirl Sheneneh in da hizz-ouse. Hey."

• (Cole) "I'll see you in Hell, Martin."
• (Martin) "Yeah, you'll be the only one down there still living with your mother."

• (Pam) "Martin was the one who said Cole was a virgin until he was 23."
• (Cole) "He said the stew was so bad, the homeless give it back."
• (Martin) "I love the stew, baby. It looked like Alpo, but I loved it."

• (Martin) "Cole, do me a favor. Remind me to give you an ass-whoopin' tomorrow."
• (Cole) "What time is good for you?"

• (Sheneneh) "Oh, my goodness. Somebody get me the witness protection program."

• (Martin) "When you're with Pam, read the signs. When you feed bears, they follow ya home."

• (Maddog) "Let me tell you, I'm gonna start making money the right way. I'm a florist now."
• (Martin) "What'chu talkin' 'bout, Maddog?"

• (Gina) "Struck by lightning, stay away from me."
• (Martin) "The Lord know I just be playin' around."

• (Martin) "Cole. No. You are NOT cuttin' yo' crusty-ass toenails up in here."

• (Tommy) "Cole -- you stupid."

• (Gina) "There's nothing wrong with my head, Martin. There's nothing wrong with my head."

• (Tommy) "Cole."
• (Cole) "Yes?"
• (Tommy) "I want you to testify for me."
• (Tommy) "I'm talkin' 'bout testifyin' in court, Cole."

• (Mama Payne) "Oh don't play dumb with me, Gina. You know damn well what this is about. You got too much head to be stupid. You didn't even invite me to the wedding. I'm still pissed about that -- Thin Thighs."

• (Martin) "Bruh-Man. it's 3 in the morning. What are you doin' up in here?"

• (Martin) "Stanks a lot, Pam."
• (Tommy) "My mama always told me, if she can't use your comb, don't bring her home."
• (Cole) "Tommy, you dated a white girl in college."
• (Tommy) "Oh, no, she wasn't white. She was French."

• (Mama Payne) "Every move you make, every breath"
• (Mama Payne) "you take -- I'll be watching you."

• (Cole) "Mom, I don't like it here. I wanna come home and my place is wack. See you later. Oh, and by the way, this is your son, Cole."

• (Martin) "Pam, is that your breath smellin' like boiled bologna?"
• (Pam) "No, that's yo' feet eatin' through those shoes again."

• (Martin) "Cole, the next time you think about getting another place, I don't wanna hear about it. Don't even call me."

• (Martin) "You know I'm sensitive about my job, you didn't have to go there."
• (Pam) "You know I'm sensative about my buck shots, you didn't have to go there."
• (Martin) "There's a difference, a good job is hard to come by, but they got Dark & Lovely on damn near every corner you pass."

• (Cole) "See you later, Pam -- my little chocolate ho-ho."
• (Pam) "What did you call me?"
• (Tommy) "He meant "ring ding" -- like the cupcake."

• (Gina) "Martin, stop it."
• (Pam) "Nah, nah, it's OK, Gina. I mean, Martin did climb all the way down from that wedding cake to make this toast."

• (Sheneneh) "Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness."

• (Pam) "I heard that, Ashford and Shrimpson."

• (Martin) "Tommy, you all right? Want me to come with you?"
• (Tommy) "Martin, c'mon now. I can handle this on my own. I mean, what they gonna do? Untie my shoes?"

• (Cole) "Rent-A-Spoons."

• (Martin) "Brother Man, whatcha doin' here, man?"
• (Brother Man) "Nothin' --"
• (Brother Man) "-- just chillin'."

• (Pam) "This is great. This is really, really, great. I fly all the way here with Harold Muppet and the Blue Notes, and I still can't get out of this marriage."

• (Martin) "Pam, do you prefer to be called "Ms." or "Mr."?"
• (Pam) "Do you prefer "Jack" or "Ass"?"

• (Martin) "Pam, your hair is so nappy Wilson couldn't pick it."

• (Jerome) "Uh-uh. Uh-uh-uh. I say Jerome's in da house. I say Jerome's in da hou-oo-ah-oo; In da house."

• (Gina) "If you don't get yo' Smokey-the-Bear, corny-joke tellin' behind out there, you are goin' to need a search party. That's the oath."

• (Martin) "Tommy, it's all good. If you like her, then we like her. It don't matter what color she is. I don't care if she's black, white, green, or whatever."
• (Cole) "Martin, c'mon now. You know you'd be trippin' if Tommy was dating a green girl."

• (Martin) "I keep having these nightmares. You ever have them?"

• (Sheneneh) "Kid, can you kiss me like you did that light-skinned girl in House Party?"

• (Brother Man) "I'm Bruh-Man."
• (Brother Man) "From the fifth flo'"

• (Gina) "This is ridiculous. How's Tommy gonna marry someone he just met?"
• (Shanise) "At a church, Gina. Duuuh."

• (Valentino) "I told you, you could super-size it."
• (Sheneneh) "I told you --. I'm a lady, and you don't disrespect no lady. You better watch your back."
• (Valentino) "Sheneneh, I can't buy nothin' with $5."
• (Sheneneh) "You can buy a one-way ticket to get the hell outta my face."

• (Martin) "Cole, c'mon now. This place is so small, that you gotta go outside to change your mind."

• (Mrs. Trinidad) "Martin, don't fight this. Don't you want me?"
• (Gina) "No, slut, I want you."

• (Mama Payne) "Yo' applehead stole my boy."
• (Rev. Love) "If I was still living that foul life, I'll get Franklins, but I'm not."

• (Martin) "Cole, I got four words to say to you; Un, em, ploy, ment."

• (Tommy) "Sheneneh, you say you're a Christian woman -- yet you sit here and you lie to these people. Now you better tell 'em the truth and tell them now."

• (Martin) "That's just Pam, letting us know she's all right."

• (Sheneneh) "Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?"

• (Brother Man) "Yeah. I had a dream one time. I was climbin' this fire escape, and I couldn't make it to the top. So I climbed through the window of this fly-ass crib. With a big see-thru 'fridgerater. It was full of sammiches. But -- but -- I couldn't open the door, Martin. So I just stood there and cried man. Oh yeah. Bruh-Man cried."

• (Stan Winters) "Umm girl, you got fire and spice."
• (Sheneneh) "Oh you said two keywords. You said I have fire and spice. So stay away fo' I burn yo' ass up."

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