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Mary and Max Quotes

Mary and Max is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Mary and Max stopped airing in 1970.

It features Melanie Coombs as producer, Dale Cornelius in charge of musical score, and Gerald Thompson as head of cinematography.

Mary and Max is recorded in English and originally aired in Australia. Each episode of Mary and Max is 90 minutes long. Mary and Max is distributed by Icon Productions.

The cast includes: Philip Seymour Hoffman as Max Jerry Horovitz, and Bethany Whitmore as Young Mary.

Mary and Max Quotes

Philip Seymour Hoffman as Max Jerry Horovitz

  • (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "When I was young, I invented an invisible friend called Mr Ravioli. My psychiatrist says I don't need him anymore, so he just sits in the corner and reads."
  • (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "I was born Jewish and used to believe in God but I've since read many books that have proven God is just a figment of my imagination. People like to believe in God 'cause it answers difficult questions, like where did the universe came from, do worms go to heaven and why do old ladies have blue hair. And even though I'm an atheist, I still wear my yarmulke as it keeps my brain warm."
  • (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "Not much has happened since I last wrote except for my manslaughter charges, lotto win, and Ivy's death."
  • (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "Butts are bad because they wash out to sea, and fish smoke them and become nicotine-dependent."
  • (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "The reason I forgive you is because you are not perfect. You are imperfect. And so am I. All humans are imperfect."
  • (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "My 5th job was a garbage collector. I cleaned up after litter bugs and didn't have to talk to anybody. Sometimes I liked to pretend I was an intergalactic robot."
  • (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "Jurors are outstanding members of the community who haven't murdered anybody."
  • (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "Dr. Bernard Hazelhof said if I was on a desert island, then I would have to get used to my own company; just me and the coconuts. He said I would have to accept myself, my warts and all, and that we don't get to choose our warts. They are part of us and we have to live with them. We can, however, choose our friends, and I am glad I have chosen you."
  • (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "Unfortunately, in America, babies are not found in cola cans. I asked my mother when I was four, and she said they came from eggs laid by rabbis. If you aren't Jewish, they're laid by Catholic nuns. If you're an atheist, they're laid by dirty, lonely prostitutes."
  • (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "It would be good if there was a Fat Fairy. She would be a bit like the Tooth Fairy but would suck out your fat."
  • (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "People often think I am tactless and rude. I cannot understand how being honest can be improper. Maybe this is why I don't have any friends."
  • (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "Tell Bernie Clifford your birth mark is made of chocolate, which means when you get to heaven you will be in charge of all the chocolate. This of course is a lie, I do not like lies, but in this case I think it will be of benefit. I wish I could be in charge of all the chocolate, but of course I can not, because of my Atheism."
  • (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "You are my best friend. You are my only friend."
  • (Philip Seymour Hoffman) "Have you ever been a communist? Have you ever been attacked by a crow or similar large bird?"

Bethany Whitmore as Young Mary

  • (Bethany Whitmore) "He's scared of outside, which is a disease called homophobia."

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