Mean Machine (film) Quotes

Mean Machine (film) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Mean Machine ended its run in 1970.

It features Matthew Vaughn as producer, John Murphy (composer) in charge of musical score, and Alex Barber as head of cinematography.

Mean Machine (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Mean Machine (film) is 99 minutes long. Mean Machine (film) is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: David Kelly as Doc, Vinnie Jones as Danny Meehan, Vas Blackwood as Massive, John Forgeham as Sykes, Sally Phillips as Tracey, Jamie Sives as Chiv, Jason Flemyng as Bob Likely, and Geoff Bell as Ratchett.

Mean Machine (film) Quotes

Jason Flemyng as Bob Likely

• (Unnamed) "Just goes to show, Bob: lightning can strike twice."
• (Jason Flemyng) "Absof***inglutely, Bob."

• (Jason Flemyng) "Ooh. Right in Ratchett's crown jewels."
• (Unnamed) "It's going to take more than Magic Sponge to take the sting out of that, Bob."
• (Geoff Bell) "f*** -- me."

• (Jason Flemyng) "Ooh. Right in his Carentan onions."
• (Unnamed) "No nooky for Mr. Ratchett."
• (Jason Flemyng) "No nooky for Mrs. Ratchett neither."

David Kelly as Doc

• (David Kelly) "Come on where's your manners Danny what would your old mum say?"
• (Vinnie Jones) "f*** me."
• (David Kelly) "Wish I met her."

Vinnie Jones as Danny Meehan

• (Vinnie Jones) "Right, Ketch, just be subtle."
• (Unnamed) "Which one's he, then?"

• (Vinnie Jones) "I'll tell you something, I didn't start off out as a youngster looking to sell my country out."
• (Vas Blackwood) "None of us planned to be here, mate."
• (Jamie Sives) "But you're forgetting one thing. You're a hero in Scotland."

Jamie Sives as Chiv

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John Forgeham as Sykes

• (John Forgeham) "So my ass is on the line, and by my ass, I mean your ass."

• (John Forgeham) "Well get it sorted, 'cause this lad has a bad habit of turning cash flow problems into blood flow problems."

Vas Blackwood as Massive

• (Vas Blackwood) "If you want any of life's little luxuries; chocolate, toothpaste, soft toilet paper; Massive is your man."
• (Vinnie Jones) "Massive?"
• (Vas Blackwood) "It's ironic."

Sally Phillips as Tracey

• (Unnamed) "I wouldn't get too close, Miss."
• (Sally Phillips) "Why? You're not dangerous, are you, Mr. Footballer?"
• (Vinnie Jones) "Only if you've got the ball, Miss."

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