Meet the Quagmires Quotes

Meet the Quagmires is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Meet the Quagmires ended in 1970.

Meet the Quagmires Quotes

• (Lois Griffin) "Wow, Peter, that's an amazing story. And I'm touched that you went through so much trouble just to be with me. Obviously, I made the right choice when I married you."
• (Peter Griffin) "Me, too, Lois. And, hey, let's just all be grateful that things are completely back to normal again."
• (Roger Smith) "Who ate all the pecan sandies?"

• (Brian Griffin) "Wow. 18 year old Lois. Son of a bitch."

• (Brian Griffin) "I would eat your poo."

• (Unnamed) "Hey Rick, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Astley. Remember that mediocre, generic sound you were looking for? Well, listen to this."

• (Brian Griffin) "Hey, I like your dress."
• (Unnamed) "Get lost, jerk. I'm here with my boyfriend."
• (Brian Griffin) "You mean that quintessential '80's guy, with his collar turned all the way up?"
• (Unnamed) "Hey, are you hitting on my girlfriend?"
• (Brian Griffin) "No, I was just being friendly."
• (Unnamed) "I can kick your ass, anywhere, anytime."
• (Brian Griffin) "Okay, how about on top of the World Trade Center, September 11th, 2001 at 8 am?"
• (Unnamed) "I will be there, pal. You think I'll forget, but I won't."

• (Peter Griffin) "Well, Rusty, looks like we're gonna eat our way out of another jam."

• (Unnamed) "I didn't like any of that."

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