Meet the Robinsons Quotes

Meet the Robinsons is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Meet the Robinsons completed its run in 1970.

It features Dorothy McKim as producer, and Danny Elfman in charge of musical score.

Meet the Robinsons is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Meet the Robinsons is 94 minutes long. Meet the Robinsons is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Wesley Singerman as Wilbur, Jordan Fry as Lewis, Stephen J. Anderson as Bowler Hat Guy, Aurian Redson as Frankie, Nicole Sullivan as Franny, Tom Selleck as Cornelius, Dara McGarry as Receptionist, Harland Williams as Carl, Don Hall as Uncle Gaston, Laurie Metcalf as Lucille Krunklehorn, Tom Kenny as Mr. Willerstein, Matthew Josten as Michael "Goob" Yagoobian, Angela Bassett as Mildred, Dara McGarry as CEO, Kelly Hoover as Aunt Billie, Paul Butcher as Stanley, and Tracey Miller-Zarneke as Lizzy.

Meet the Robinsons Quotes

Wesley Singerman as Wilbur

• (Wesley Singerman) "It's been a long, hard day, full of emotional turmoil and dinosaur fights."

• (Wesley Singerman) "I'm not allowed to look at this thing, let alone drive it. Mom and Dad are gonna kill me. And I can tell you this, it will not be done with mercy."

• (Wesley Singerman) "Yeah, about that. One of the time machines is broken and the other one was stolen by a guy in a bowler hat, which kind of explains the dino."
• (Nicole Sullivan) "I'm calling your father."

• (Wesley Singerman) "Is this proof enough for you?"
• (Jordan Fry) "Is it ever. I never thought that time travel could be possible in my lifetime, and here it is, right in front of me."
• (Wesley Singerman) "The truth will set you free, brother."
• (Jordan Fry) "This is beyond anything I could have imagined."
• (Jordan Fry) "This means I could really change my life."
• (Wesley Singerman) "That's right, you can. Next stop, science fair to fix your memory scanner."
• (Jordan Fry) "Hey, I'm not going to fix that stupid memory scanner."
• (Wesley Singerman) "What?"
• (Jordan Fry) "Wilbur this is a time machine. Why should I fix my dumb invention when you can take me to see my mom now, in this ship?"
• (Wesley Singerman) "Uh -- um --"
• (Jordan Fry) "I can go back to that night and stop her from giving me up."
• (Wesley Singerman) "The answer is not a time machine."
• (Wesley Singerman) "It's this."
• (Jordan Fry) "This? You wanna know what I think of this?"
• (Wesley Singerman) "What are you doing?"
• (Jordan Fry) "I'm sorry, Wilbur. You don't know what I've lived through."
• (Wesley Singerman) "Lewis, no."
• (Jordan Fry) "Let go."
• (Wesley Singerman) "You let go."
• (Jordan Fry) "You're not the boss of me."
• (Wesley Singerman) "Yes, I am. You're twelve and I'm thirteen. That makes me older."

• (Wesley Singerman) "You did it Lewis, you did it."
• (Wesley Singerman) "I'll hold him while you run for help."
• (Jordan Fry) "Let him go."
• (Wesley Singerman) "Wh-what are you doing? He's the bad guy."
• (Jordan Fry) "No, he's not, he's my roommate --"
• (Wesley Singerman) "What?"
• (Jordan Fry) "Look, I want you guys to adopt him."
• (Wesley Singerman) "Are you nuts?"
• (Jordan Fry) "Give me one good reason why no --"
• (Wesley Singerman) "I'll give you three good reasons: one: he stole our time machine, two: he tried to ruin your future, and three: he smells like he hasn't showered in thirty years."
• (Jordan Fry) "Don't forget I'm your father, you have to do what I say."

• (Wesley Singerman) "he keeps working and working until finally, he gets it. The first working time machine. Then, he keeps working and working until finally, he gets it again. The second working time machine."
• (Jordan Fry) "Kinda small."
• (Wesley Singerman) "I'm assuming that's a joke. I'm ignoring you for time reasons. This, my friend, is merely a model, because unfortunately, time machine number two is in the hands of the Bowler Hat Guy."

• (Wesley Singerman) "Pop quiz: Who have you met, and what have you learned?"
• (Jordan Fry) "OK. Bud, Fritz, and Joe are brothers. Fritz is married to Petunia, and is she?"
• (Wesley Singerman) "Cranky? Yes."
• (Jordan Fry) "Tallulah and Laszlo are their children. Joe is married to Billie. Lefty is the butler. Spike and Dimitri are twins, and I don't know who they're related to."
• (Wesley Singerman) "Neither do we. Go on."
• (Jordan Fry) "Lucille is married to Bud, and your dad, Cornelius, is their son. What does Cornelius look like?"
• (Wesley Singerman) "Tom Selleck."
• (Jordan Fry) "OK. Cornelius is married to Franny, and her brothers are Gaston and Art."
• (Wesley Singerman) "You're forgetting something."
• (Jordan Fry) "Forgetting? Oh, right. Wilbur is the son of Franny and Cornelius."
• (Wesley Singerman) "And nobody realized that you're from the past?"
• (Jordan Fry) "Nope."
• (Wesley Singerman) "Whew."
• (Jordan Fry) "Thank you. Thank you. Hold your applause."

• (Wesley Singerman) "This area is not secure, get in."
• (Wesley Singerman) "Have you been approached a tall man in a bowler hat?"
• (Jordan Fry) "What?"
• (Wesley Singerman) "Hey, hey, I'll ask the questions here."
• (Jordan Fry) "Okay -- goodbye."
• (Wesley Singerman) "Okay, I didn't want to pull rank on you but you forced my hand. Special agent Wilbur Robinson of the T.C.T.F."
• (Jordan Fry) "What?"
• (Wesley Singerman) "Time continuum task force. I'm here to protect you."
• (Wesley Singerman) "Now, tall man? Bowler hat? Approached you?"
• (Jordan Fry) "No, why?"
• (Wesley Singerman) "I could lose my badge for this, he's a suspect in a robbery."
• (Jordan Fry) "What did he steal?"
• (Wesley Singerman) "A time machine."
• (Jordan Fry) "A what?"
• (Wesley Singerman) "I tracked him to this time and my informants say he's after you."
• (Jordan Fry) "Me? Why me?"
• (Wesley Singerman) "The boys back at HQ haven't figured out a motive yet."
• (Wesley Singerman) "And by "HQ" I mean headquarters."
• (Jordan Fry) "I know what HQ means."
• (Wesley Singerman) "Good, you're a smart kid, that'll keep you alive -- for now."
• (Wesley Singerman) "You just take care of your science gizmo and leave the perp to me."
• (Wesley Singerman) "And by perp, I mean perp --"
• (Jordan Fry) "I know what it means."
• (Wesley Singerman) "Okay, Mr. Smartypants."

• (Wesley Singerman) "Wilbur Robinson never fails --. But on the slight chance that I do --"
• (Harland Williams) "Slight chance, yeah, you know what, I'll run the numbers."
• (Wesley Singerman) "What is it?"
• (Harland Williams) "Uh, well, it's not- it doesn't pertain to anything in partic- y'know, there's not necessarily go --"
• (Harland Williams) "Uh, there's a 99.999999% chance that you won't exist."
• (Wesley Singerman) "What?"
• (Harland Williams) "And I didn't want to tell you -- But I did."
• (Wesley Singerman) "I won't exist?"
• (Harland Williams) "And where does that leave me? Alone, rusting in a corner."
• (Wesley Singerman) "Nah. What am I worried about?"

• (Wesley Singerman) "Mom and Dad are gonna kill me. And I'm gonna tell you this, it will not be done with mercy."

• (Wesley Singerman) "Excuse me. Time Travel now, questions later."

• (Wesley Singerman) "Oowch."
• (Jordan Fry) "THAT'S for not locking the garage door."
• (Wesley Singerman) "Oh, you know about that?"
• (Jordan Fry) "I know about everything."

• (Wesley Singerman) "Five years ago, Dad wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat. Wants to build a time machine. So he starts working. We're talking plans, we're talking scale models, we're talking prototypes."
• (Jordan Fry) "That's a prototype?"
• (Wesley Singerman) "The very first --. Or, what's left of it."
• (Jordan Fry) "Yikes."
• (Wesley Singerman) "Yeah. Dark day at the Robinson household."

• (Wesley Singerman) "Keep moving forward."

• (Wesley Singerman) "Ratted out by the old lady. Harsh."

Jordan Fry as Lewis

• (Jordan Fry) "Why are you doing this to me? I never did anything to you."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "You still haven't figured it out?"
• (Jordan Fry) "Figured out what?"
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Well, let's see if this rings a bell: father of the future, inventor extraordinaire, "Keep Moving Forward" ?"
• (Jordan Fry) "That's not me, that's Wilbur's dad."
• (Jordan Fry) "Are you saying that -- I'm Wilbur's -- dad?"
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Ooh, give the boy a prize. You grew up to be the founder of this wretched time, so I plan to destroy your destiny."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Easy peasy, rice and cheesy."
• (Jordan Fry) "Well -- so if I'm Wilbur's dad --"
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Keep going."
• (Jordan Fry) "If I'm Wilbur's dad --"
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Yes, thank you, we've established that."
• (Jordan Fry) "Ah, but -- what does that have to do with you?"
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Aha. Allow me to shed some light on the subject."
• (Jordan Fry) "My old room."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "I think you mean 'our' old room."
• (Jordan Fry) "What?"
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Yes. Yes, it is I, Mike Yagoobian."
• (Jordan Fry) "Ugh."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "I know, I'm disgusting, but one learns to love it."

• (Jordan Fry) "How did you end up like this?"
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Well, it's a long and pitiful story, about a young boy with a dream. a dream of winning a Little League championship."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "A dream that was ruined in the last inning. We lost by one run because of me."
• (Unnamed) "Get him."
• (Matthew Josten) "If I hadn't fallen asleep, I would have caught the ball, and we would have won. Do you understand?"
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "For some reason, no one wanted to adopt me."
• (Reporter) "Whiz kid Cornelius Robinson graduates from college at age 14 -- This year's Nobel Prize goes to a young Cornelius Robinson --"
• (Unnamed) "Hey Goob, what's up?"
• (Unnamed) "Cool binder, want to come over to my house today?"
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "They all hated me. Eventually, they closed down the orphanage and everyone left -- except me."
• (Reporter) "Cornelius Robinson rebuilds Inventco -- Robinson reaches out to -- Cornielius Robinson -- Cornelius Robinson is now -- Now here's another amazing --"
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "It was then that I realized it wasn't 'my' fault. It was yours. If you hadn't kept me up all night working on your stupid project, then I wouldn't have missed the catch. So I devised a brilliant plan to get my revenge."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Robinson, you stink."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Then, just as I was on the brink of destroying Robinson Industries, I met -- her."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "We retreated to our villainous lair, where Doris spun a tale of deception and woe. Apparently, you invented her to be a helping hat, a slave to humankind -- But Doris knew she was capable of so much more -- However, you didn't see her true potential --"
• (Tom Selleck) "Got it."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "So you shut her down -- or so you thought."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "We both had a score to settle with you, and while my plan for revenge was brilliant, Doris's was -- well, we went with Doris's, but I made a very, very important contribution. Together we made the perfect team."
• (Nicole Sullivan) "Wilbur, make sure you shut that door tight, or else the alarm won't engage."
• (Wesley Singerman) "Yeah, Mom."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "I went to your house, snuck in the garage, and stole the time machine. All thanks to that pointy-haired little kid who forgot to lock the garage door."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "And now, all that's left is to return to Inventco, where I'll pass off your little gizmo as my own."
• (Jordan Fry) "Goob, I had no idea."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Shut up. And don't call me 'Goob'. How many evil villains do you know that can pull off a name like 'Goob'? Bleh."
• (Jordan Fry) "Look, I'm sorry your life turned out so bad. But don't blame me you messed it up yourself. You just focused on the bad stuff when all you had to do was -- let go of the past and keep moving forward --"
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Hmm, let's see -- take responsibility for my own life or blame you? Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Blame you wins hands down."

• (Jordan Fry) "No, this can't be happening."
• (Nicole Sullivan) "Oh, but Lewis, it's already happened --"

• (Jordan Fry) "Goob, I had no idea."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Shut up. And don't call me "Goob". How many evil villians do you know that can pull off a name like "Goob"? Bleh."
• (Jordan Fry) "Look, I'm sorry your life turned out so bad. But don't blame me you messed it up yourself. You just focused on the bad stuff when all you had to do was -- let go of the past and keep moving forward --"
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Hmm, let's see -- take responsiblity for my own life or blame you? Dingdingdingdingding. Blame you wins hands down."

• (Jordan Fry) "How did you end up like this?"
• (Matthew Josten) "Well, it's a long and pitiful story, about a young boy with a dream. a dream of winning a Little League championship."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "A dream that was ruined in the last inning. We lost by one run because of me."
• (Unnamed) "Get him."
• (Matthew Josten) "If I hadn't fallen asleep, I would have caught the ball. And we would have won. Do you understand?"
• (Matthew Josten) "For some reason, no one wanted to adopt me."
• (Reporter) "Whiz kid Cornelius Robinson graduates from college at age 14; This year's Nobel Prize goes to a young Cornelius Robinson."
• (Unnamed) "Hey Goob, what's up?"
• (Unnamed) "Cool binder, want to come over to my house today?"
• (Matthew Josten) "They all hated me. Eventually, they closed down the orphanage and everyone left -- except me."
• (Reporter) "Cornelius Robinson rebuilds Inventco; Rrobinson reaches out to; Cornielius Robinson; Cornelius Robinson is now; Now here's another amazing --"
• (Matthew Josten) "It was then that I realized it wasn't my fault. It was yours. If you hadn't kept me up all night working on your stupid project, then I wouldn't have missed the catch, so I devised a brilliant plan to get revenge."
• (Matthew Josten) "Robinson, you stink."
• (Matthew Josten) "Then, just as I was on the brink of destroying Robinson Industries, I met 'her'."
• (Matthew Josten) "We retreated to our villainous lair, where Doris spun a tale of deception and woe. Apparently, you invented her to be a helping hat, a slave to humankind -- But Doris knew she was capable of so much more."
• (Matthew Josten) "However, you didn't see her true potential --"
• (Tom Selleck) "Got it."
• (Matthew Josten) "So you shut her down -- or so you thought."
• (Matthew Josten) "We both had a score to settle with you, and while my plan for revenge was brilliant, Doris's was -- well, we went with Doris's, but I made a very, very important contribution. Together we made the perfect team."
• (Nicole Sullivan) "Wilbur, make sure you shut that door tight, or else the alarm won't engage."
• (Wesley Singerman) "Yeah, Mom."
• (Matthew Josten) "I went to your house, snuck in the garage, and stole the time machine. All thanks to that pointy-haired little kid who forgot to lock the garage door."
• (Matthew Josten) "And now, all that's left is to return to Inventco, where I'll pass off your little gizmo as my own."

• (Jordan Fry) "Hey, what're you doing up here?"
• (Wesley Singerman) "Coo, coo, coo."
• (Wesley Singerman) "Coo, coo coo-coo coo."
• (Wesley Singerman) "Coo, coo."
• (Jordan Fry) "Will you quit that please? I know you're not a pigeon."
• (Wesley Singerman) "Shh, you're blowing my cover."
• (Jordan Fry) "But we're the only ones up here."
• (Wesley Singerman) "That's just what they want you to think."
• (Wesley Singerman) "Now, enough moping, take this back the science fair and fix that memory scanner."
• (Jordan Fry) "Stop, stop, get away from me."
• (Wesley Singerman) "Maybe you forgotten I'm a time cop from the future."
• (Wesley Singerman) "Should be taken very seriously."
• (Jordan Fry) "That's no badge, it's a coupon for a tanning salon."
• (Jordan Fry) "You're a fake."
• (Wesley Singerman) "Okay, you got me, I'm not a cop. But I really am from the future. And there really is this bowler hat guy."
• (Jordan Fry) "Agh, here we go again."
• (Wesley Singerman) "He stole a time machine, came to the science fair and ruined your project."
• (Jordan Fry) "My project didn't work because I'm no good."
• (Jordan Fry) "There is no bowler hat guy, there is no time machine and you're not really from the future. You're crazy."
• (Wesley Singerman) "Ho, ho, I am not crazy."
• (Jordan Fry) "Oh, yeah captain time travel? Prove it."
• (Wesley Singerman) "Uh -- um --"
• (Jordan Fry) "Yeah, that's what I thought."
• (Jordan Fry) "I'm just going to lock myself in my room and hide under the covers for a couple of years."
• (Wesley Singerman) "If I prove to you that I'm from the future will you go back to the science fair?"
• (Jordan Fry) "Yeah, sure whatever you say."
• (Jordan Fry) "Let go of me. What are you doing, let go of me."
• (Wesley Singerman) "Okay."

• (Jordan Fry) "Why didn't you tell me you had a pet dinosaur?"
• (Wesley Singerman) "Uhhh -- because we don't."

• (Jordan Fry) "Why is your dog wearing glasses?"
• (Grandpa Bud) "Oh, because his insurance won't pay for contacts."

Paul Butcher as Stanley

• (Paul Butcher) "Behold, the awesome power of -- Mount Vesuvius."
• (Paul Butcher) "The, uh, toggle switch isn't, uh -- toggling."

Nicole Sullivan as Franny

• (Nicole Sullivan) "Wilbur. Make sure you shut that door tight, or else the alarm won't engage."
• (Wesley Singerman) "Yeah, mom."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "I went to your house, snuck in the garage, and stole the time machine -- all thanks to that pointy-haired little kid who forgot to lock the garage door."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "And now all that's left is to return to Inventco where I'll pass off your little gizmo as my own."
• (Jordan Fry) "But you have no idea what that could do to this future."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "I don't care. I just want to ruin your life,"
• (Jordan Fry) "Goob. I had no idea."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Shut up. And don't call me 'Goob'. How many evil villains do you know who can pull off a name like Goob? Bleh."
• (Jordan Fry) "Look, I'm sorry your life turned out so bad, but don't blame me. You messed it up yourself, you just focused on the bad stuff when all you had to do was -- let go of the past and -- keep moving forward."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Hmm. let's see: take responsibility for my own life, or blame you? Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. "Blame you" wins hands down."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "This is gonna be the best day of my life."

• (Nicole Sullivan) "We need somebody on maracas."

• (Nicole Sullivan) "Mister, you're grounded -- 'til you die."

• (Nicole Sullivan) "Wait Lewis, one more thing."
• (Jordan Fry) "Yeah?"
• (Nicole Sullivan) "Just a little tip for the future, I am always right. Even when I'm wrong, I'm right."
• (Tom Selleck) "She's right. I would just go with it if I were you --"
• (Tom Selleck) "and I am."
• (Jordan Fry) "Then you're absouletly right."
• (Jordan Fry) "Alright, alright, I'm coming."
• (Wesley Singerman) "Well, it's not like you're never going to see them again. They are you're family after all."

• (Nicole Sullivan) "So Lewis, are you in Wilbur's class?"
• (Jordan Fry) "No."
• (Wesley Singerman) "Yes."
• (Jordan Fry) "Yes."
• (Wesley Singerman) "No."
• (Wesley Singerman) "Well, yes and no. Lewis is a new transfer student"
• (Don Hall) "Where you from Lewis?"
• (Jordan Fry) "Um, Canada?"
• (Tallulah) "I think you mean North Montana, hasn't been called Canada in years."
• (Laurie Metcalf) "Do you know a Sam Gunderson?"
• (Jordan Fry) "It's a big country."
• (Tallulah) "State."

• (Nicole Sullivan) "Wilbur, what have you done? How could you bring HIM here?"
• (Wesley Singerman) "That -- is an excellent question."

Stephen J. Anderson as Bowler Hat Guy

• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Ha ha ha. There he is; that repulsive, half-witted fool. Now, my slave, seize the boy. Bring him to me."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Did you not hear what I said, you idiot? Grab the boy and bring him."
• (Aurian Redson) "Well, it's just that there's a million people over there, and I have little arms. I'm just not so sure how well this plan was thought through."
• (Aurian Redson) "Master?"

• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Take a good look around, boys. Because your future is about to change."

• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Now, to lure him out of the house -- I know. I'll blow it up. Yes. Yes, and -- uh -- no -- no. That won't work. Then he'll be dead. Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a duck. Yes, it's so evil. Oh -- I don't know how to do that -- and I don't really need a duck -- this may be harder than I thought."

• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Talking frog -- not a good minion."

• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Now, my slave, seize the boy."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "What's going on? Why aren't you seizing the boy?"
• (T-Rex) "I have a big head and little arms. I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through."
• (T-Rex) "Master?"

• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Ooh, a Mini-Doris. I didn't know you could do that."

• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Take a good look around boys, because your future is about to change."
• (Wesley Singerman) "Lewis, you have to fix the time machine."
• (Jordan Fry) "No-no, I-I can't."
• (Jordan Fry) "What about your dad? You could call him."
• (Wesley Singerman) "You are my dad."
• (Jordan Fry) "But that's in the future."
• (Wesley Singerman) "There won't be a future unless you fix the time machine."
• (Wesley Singerman) "Look, I messed up, I left the garage unlocked, but I tried like crazy to fix things. But now it's up to you --"
• (Wesley Singerman) "You can do it, dad."
• (Wesley Singerman) "Lewis? Lewis."
• (Jordan Fry) "Wilbur?"
• (Jordan Fry) "Wilbur --"

• (Stephen J. Anderson) "You are now under my control."
• (Aurian Redson) "I am now under your control."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Hee hee hee hee."
• (Aurian Redson) "Hee hee hee hee."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Stop laughing."
• (Aurian Redson) "Stop laughing."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Don't repeat everything I say."
• (Aurian Redson) "I won't repeat everything you say."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Excellent."
• (Aurian Redson) "Excellent."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Uh, did you just say "excellent" because I said "excellent"?"
• (Aurian Redson) "Uhhh -- no."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Excellent."
• (Aurian Redson) "Excellent."

• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Little Doris now sleeps with the fishes."

• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Good day, madam. I'm here to change the future."
• (Dara McGarry) "Yes, sir?"
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "I must speak with the man in charge immediately."
• (Dara McGarry) "Yes, sir."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "I have an appointment with destiny."
• (Dara McGarry) "Very good, sir. I'll let Smith know and I'll have your dry cleaning delivered directly to your suite."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Huh?"
• (Dara McGarry) "Now, what time is your appointment?"
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Uh -- are you talking to me?"
• (Dara McGarry) "Yes. What time is your appointment?"
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Uh -- big hand on the -- oh. Two o'clock."
• (Dara McGarry) "You're the two o'clock?"
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Yes, I am."
• (Dara McGarry) "You're Mary Johnson?"
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Um -- yes. Mary's short for -- um --"
• (Dara McGarry) "Marion?"
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Um -- can that be a boy's name?"
• (Dara McGarry) "Yes."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Then yes."
• (Dara McGarry) "Have a seat."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Oh, goody."

• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Allow me to shed some light on the subject."
• (Jordan Fry) "My old room."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "I think you mean 'our' old room."
• (Jordan Fry) "What?"
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Ye-es. Yes, it is I, Mike Yagoobian."
• (Jordan Fry) "Ugh."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "I know, I'm disgusting, but one learns to love it."
• (Jordan Fry) "How did you end up like this?"
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Well, it's a long and pitiful story, about a young boy with a dream, a dream of winning a Little League championship."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "A dream that was ruined in the last inning. We lost by one run because of me."
• (Unnamed) "Get him."
• (Matthew Josten) "If I hadn't fallen asleep, I would have caught the ball, and we would have won. Do you understand?"
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "For some reason, no one wanted to adopt me."
• (Reporter) "Whiz kid Cornelius Robinson graduates from college at age 14 -- This year's Nobel Prize goes to a young Cornelius Robinson --"
• (Unnamed) "Hey Goob, what's up?"
• (Unnamed) "Cool binder. Hey Goob, wanna come over to my house today?"
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "They all hated me. Eventually they closed down the orphanage and everyone left -- except me."
• (Reporter) "Cornelius Robinson rebuilds Inventco -- Robinson reaches out to -- Cornelius Robinson -- Cornielus Robinson is now -- Now here's another amazing --"
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "It was then that I realized it wasn't 'my' fault -- it was yours. If you hadn't kept me up all night working on your stupid project, then I wouldn't have missed the catch. So I devised a brilliant plan to get my revenge."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Robinson, you stink. Then, just as I was on the brink of destroying Robinson Industries, I met -- her."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "We retreated to our villainous lair, where Doris spun a tale of deception and woe. Apparently, you invented her to be a helping hat, a slave to humankind -- But Doris knew she was capable of so much more -- However, you didn't see her true potential --"
• (Tom Selleck) "Got it."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "So you shut her down -- or so you thought."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "We both had a score to settle with you, and while my plan for revenge was brilliant, Doris's was -- well, we went with Doris's. I made a very, very important contribution. Together, we made the perfect team."

• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Mwhahahaha."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Where is that boy?"
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Oh, good idea, separate and look for clues."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Look, my dear, look what I found."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "It's a stick. Heeheehee, now what did you find?"
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Yes, yes, I see, time travel residue next to DNA of Wilbur Robinson. That plus my stick, must mean --"
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Oh, to the future."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Shotgun."

• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Now, go get that boy."
• (Jordan Fry) "Oh. Aah."
• (T-Rex) "What's going on? Why aren't you seizing the boy?"
• (T-Rex) "I have a big head -- and little arms. I'm just not sure -- how well this plan was thought through -- Master?"
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Ugh, stupid, stupid, stupid."

• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Watch ou-"
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Doris, it's all over. Our hopes and dreams dashed, like so many pieces of a broken machiney thing."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "You're right, success is still ours for the taking."

• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Allow me to shed some light on the subject."
• (Jordan Fry) "My old room."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "I think you mean OUR old room."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Ah, yes. It is I, Mike Yagoobian."

• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Now, go get that boy."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "What's going on? Why aren't you seizing the boy?"
• (T-Rex) "I have a big head -- and little arms, I'm just not sure -- how well this plan was thought through -- Master?"
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Ugh, stupid, stupid, stupid."

• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Can that be a boy name?"

Dara McGarry as CEO

• (Dara McGarry) "Very well, Miss -- Johnson?"
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Um, it's Ms."

• (Dara McGarry) "So, what is it you hope to accomplish with this invention?"
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "Oh, nothing of consequence,"
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "except to crush the dreams of a young orphan boy."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "After that it's kind of hazy."
• (Dara McGarry) "So, you haven't thought this through?"

Matthew Josten as Michael "Goob" Yagoobian

• (Matthew Josten) "Mmm. That's good joe."

• (Matthew Josten) "Nothing says 'adopt me' like a weird invention."

• (Matthew Josten) "Mr. Steak, you're my only friend."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "The -- game didn't go so well, huh?"
• (Matthew Josten) "No. I fell asleep in the ninth inning. And I missed the winning catch. Then I got beat up. Afterward, Coach took me aside. He told me to let it go. I don't know, he's probably right."
• (Stephen J. Anderson) "No. Everyone will tell you to let it go and move on, but don't. Instead, let it fester and boil inside of you. Take these feelings and lock them away. Let them fuel your actions. Let hate be your ally, and you will be capable of wonderful, horrid things. Heed my words, Goob: don't let it go."

• (Matthew Josten) "Then, um, I didn't choose that one because it was gonna give me pimples so I choosed, um, another scary one cause for, um, all those years that I went for halloween I wasn't scary at all -- I love baseball. It's my destiny to play that game. And I don't really care about winning. Well, like, now i do, cause, like, we've lost every game and I've gotten tired of it. I'm working like so hard, all the balls are getting thrown to me, I'm trying to catch like everyone. All of the people in the out field are all looking around, and, c'mon, lets play some baseball, ok? not the lazy game -- They're here -- Lewis? Lewis?"
• (Jordan Fry) "Goob? Hey Goob? I've finished it. They're gonna love this."

Harland Williams as Carl

• (Harland Williams) "Yup. This dino's deep dished."

• (Harland Williams) "What do you mean don't go to the family? How can we not go to the family is this type of family crisis? By leaving the garage door unlocked, you let the time machine get stolen and now the entire time stream could be altered. That, and someone took my bike."
• (Wesley Singerman) "Look, I told you. It's gonna all work out."
• (Wesley Singerman) "First, he goes in the garage, away from everybody, I show up and give him the pep talk of the century."
• (Wesley Singerman) "Then, he fixes the time machine --"
• (Harland Williams) "Why is it an acorn?"
• (Wesley Singerman) "I didn't have time to sculpt everything."

Angela Bassett as Mildred

• (Angela Bassett) "Poor Mr. Herrington."
• (Jordan Fry) "I KILLED HIM?"

• (Angela Bassett) "It's not you. we just haven't found the right couple yet."
• (Jordan Fry) "124."
• (Angela Bassett) "What?"
• (Jordan Fry) "That's how many adoption interviews I've had, 124."
• (Angela Bassett) "Oh Lewis, come on now, you're exaggerating just to make your -- point."
• (Jordan Fry) "Plus, I'm gonna be 13 next year, and you know how hard it is for a teenager to get adopted. I have no future, no one wants me."
• (Angela Bassett) "That's not true, Lewis."
• (Jordan Fry) "My own mother didn't even want me."
• (Angela Bassett) "Now stop it. You do not know that."
• (Jordan Fry) "Then why did she give me up?"
• (Angela Bassett) "She may not have been able to take care of you, did you ever think of that?"
• (Angela Bassett) "I am sure she was only thinking about what was best for you."
• (Jordan Fry) "I never thought of it that way."
• (Angela Bassett) "Maybe she wanted to keep you, but she had no choice."
• (Jordan Fry) "You're right. My real mom is the only person who's ever wanted me."
• (Angela Bassett) "Wait, I said 'maybe'."
• (Jordan Fry) "If she wanted me then, she'll want me now."
• (Angela Bassett) "What are you talking about?"
• (Jordan Fry) "I have to find her, Mildred, and when I do, she'll take me back, and we'll be a family again."
• (Angela Bassett) "Whoa, whoa, whoa, Lewis. You can't do that. No one knows anything about her, no one even saw her."
• (Jordan Fry) "Wrong, I saw her -- once, she's in here. I just have to remember."

Tom Kenny as Mr. Willerstein

• (Tom Kenny) "Dr. Krunklehorn, I know you're very busy at Inventco Labs. And we're just so happy to have you as a judge."
• (Laurie Metcalf) "It's my pleasure, Mr. Willerstein. Hey, you never know, one of your students may invent the next integrated circuit, or microprocessor, or integrated circuit. Oh wait, I said that already. Well, I just don't get out of the lab very much. Is that a bowtie? I like bowties. I haven't slept in eight days."
• (Tom Kenny) "Uh, well then, can I get you a cot or something?"
• (Laurie Metcalf) "Nope, I have the caffeine patch. It's my invention. Each patch is the equivalent of 12 cups of coffee. You can stay up for days with no side effects. Ahhh. Sorry."

• (Tom Kenny) "All right, Lewis, knock em' dead. That was a figure of speech. Please don't kill anyone."

• (Tom Kenny) "Okay, next up is Lizzy and her -- fire ant farm."
• (Tracey Miller-Zarneke) "That's right."
• (Tom Kenny) "Lizzy, we talked about the fire ants, you know that they have a tendency to bite people."
• (Tracey Miller-Zarneke) "Only my enemies."
• (Tom Kenny) "Just keep moving, shall we? Top notch, Lizzy."
• (Tom Kenny) "Let's not anger her or make her jumpy in any way."

Aurian Redson as Frankie

• (Aurian Redson) "Ring-a-ding-ding."

Laurie Metcalf as Lucille Krunklehorn

• (Laurie Metcalf) "Barium-cobalt-einstein-kool-ade."

Kelly Hoover as Aunt Billie

• (Kelly Hoover) "Chew Chew on this."

Don Hall as Uncle Gaston

• (Don Hall) "If I gave up every time I failed, I would have never invented the meatball cannon."
• (Grandpa Bud) "If I gave up every time I failed, I would never have invented my fireproof pants."
• (Grandpa Bud) "Still working the kinks out a bit."

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