Mexico Trilogy Quotes

Mexico Trilogy is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Mexico Trilogy ended in 1970.

It features Robert Rodriguez as producer, Eric Guthrie in charge of musical score, and Robert Rodriguez as head of cinematography.

Mexico Trilogy is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Mexico Trilogy is 289 minutes long. Mexico Trilogy is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

Mexico Trilogy Quotes

• (El Mariachi) "Why me?"
• (Sands) "Frankly, because you've got nothing to live for -- and in a way you're already dead and Marquez is the one that killed you so why not return the favor?"

• (Belini) "This story is well-traveled. It might have picked up some embellishments along the way. Just read between the lines."

• (Agent Sands) "Listen, I cannot do everything by myself. I need someone to go in there with me. No. I lost my inside man, probably dead. And Cucuy, greedy turd that he is, has ratted me out and has dissapeared. Plus, I'm pretty sure the Cartel's shadowing me. Now, listen. I have got a swell bunch of guys going to intercept Marquez's army, but they've got no guns. Now listen. I want you to understand me. This is no time to screw the pooch because this is supposed to be the big dance number. Hello? Hello, are you there? Ok, ok I'm going to freak right out."

• (Advisor) "Every god**** time."

• (Agent Sands) "Why? Why would I want that? Why would I want bubblegum?"

• (Lorenzo) "Practice shooting, not drinking."

• (Agent Sands) "Have you ever seen one of these? Have you ever used one? Don't ever because, they're very very bad. But right now I need you to aim it at the bad guy who's following us, and shoot him in the head."
• (Chicle Boy) "Matalo?"
• (Agent Sands) "Oh yeah. Very matalo."

• (Agent Sands) "I want you to put the hurtin', so to speak, on Marques after he's killed the president. Savvy?"

• (Cab Driver) "Look out there, its a f***ing coup d'Ètat."
• (Agent Sands) "I can't see, f***-mook. I have no eyes."

• (Sands) "You're a good rat. I like you."

• (Agent Sands) "I will have the puerco pibil and a tequila with lime."
• (Agent Sands) "Yeah, I need a new line. This one's been compromised. Okay? Thank you. I'll be waiting here at La Vaca Volanda --"
• (Agent Sands) "-- that's right, the flying -- cow."
• (Ajedrez) "You really didn't see it coming, did you?"

• (Agent Sands) "Where is it? I know it's on you somewhere -- all right, time to get messy."
• (Agent Sands) "Well, I guess I should thank you for not sticking it up your ass. However --"
• (Agent Sands) "You're about a quart low."

• (Sands) "Sometimes a revolution is exactly what is needed for cleaning out the system. One giant enema, which just so happens to be my area of expertise."

• (El Mariachi) "You want me to shoot the cook?"
• (Agent Sands) "No. I'll shoot the cook. My car's parked out back, anyway."

• (Ajedrez) "You're gonna pay for that cop."
• (Sands) "Why doesn't my key work any more?"
• (Ajedrez) "It's too small."

• (Sands) "Was I right?"
• (Sands) "Hmmm. Guess not."

• (Unnamed) "The Mariachi has escaped."
• (Marquez) "You too will escape."

• (Chicle Boy) "Are you going to be OK?"
• (Agent Sands) "I don't know kid, I don't know."
• (Chicle Boy) "You will be."

• (Agent Sands) "Look me in the eyes -- and then kill me."

• (Jorge FBI) "Do you remember a man named Archuleta?"
• (Barillo) "Why?"
• (Billy) "I present to you Special Agent Jorge Ramirez."
• (Jorge FBI) "You tortured and murdered Agent Archuleta. He was my partner. He was also my friend."
• (Barillo) "Agent Ramirez. You have to follow certain rules --"
• (Jorge FBI) "Oh, I'm retired. Rules don't apply to me any more than they do to you."
• (Barillo) "Mr. Chambers?"
• (Billy) "Yes, sir?"
• (Barillo) "You just going to stand there?"
• (Billy) "I'm afraid anything but standing's going to cost you extra."
• (Barillo) "You leave me no choice."

• (Agent Sands) "Mexico's my beat, and I'm walking it."

• (Agent Sands) "Is he close?"
• (Chicle Boy) "Si."
• (Agent Sands) "Ok. Smoke him -- Smoke the f***er. Send him straight to f***ing Broadway."
• (Chicle Boy) "No Puedo."

• (Agent Sands) "I want you to have a bite of my pork."

• (Sands) "Hey, you get your man?"
• (Jorge FBI) "One of them."
• (Sands) "If that isn't inter-agency cooperation, I just don't know what is."

• (Agent Sands) "Does it have a name?"
• (Cucuy) "We call him "El". As in "the"."
• (Agent Sands) "I know what it means, thank you."

• (Ajedrez) "See anything you like?"
• (Agent Sands) "No."

• (Sands) "Oh yeah, things may get a wee bit dangerous there sugarbutt so -- can you dig it?"

• (Agent Sands) "I never heard of him."
• (Belini) "Who?"
• (Agent Sands) "The man you recommended."
• (Belini) "The guitar fighter?"

• (Advisor) "I am not the prince, I am the man behind the prince."

• (Jorge FBI) "Hey."
• (Agent Sands) "You get your man?"
• (Jorge FBI) "One of them."
• (Agent Sands) "Well, if that isn't inter-agency cooperation, I don't know what is."
• (Jorge FBI) "See you around."
• (Agent Sands) "f*** you."

• (Billy) "You know, if I was you, son, I'd turn around and go back right now. Go back to where I came from. Instead of selling my mind and soul to these cocksuckers. You speak English?"
• (Billy) "I didn't think so. Come on, let's go."

• (Agent Sands) "Can you hear me now? -- f***ing bells --"

• (Cucuy) "There's cartel on every corner."
• (El Mariachi) "Sands told me you handle protection."
• (Cucuy) "I don't work for Sands anymore. And since I'm a Mexi-can, I can do whatever I want."
• (El Mariachi) "Then I guess I don't work for Sands neither. Goodbye."
• (Cucuy) "There's a price on your head. I'm going to collect. Why don't you just tell Barillo everything you know and then maybe he'll just cut off your hands."
• (El Mariachi) "And if I don't?"
• (Cucuy) "Remember that old man I killed in your village? What if your whole village was next?"
• (El Mariachi) "Would you kill them?"
• (Cucuy) "Me?"
• (Cucuy) "They certainly would."
• (El Mariachi) "Then I guess I have no choice -- but to kill you all."

• (Agent Sands) "I couldn't find a briefcase small enough for 10,000 dollars in cash."

• (Left Nut) "I was tortured once -- I didn't like it. You know what the really f***ed up part was? They tore out my left nut. That really turned me off to the whole thing."

• (Ajedrez) "Sorry, baby. I told you I wasn't interested in your little scheme. Too small."
• (Agent Sands) "Oh my Christ. Is that Barillo?"
• (Ajedrez) "That's the new Barillo. The old Barillo died in surgery a few hours ago."
• (Agent Sands) "What kind of cartel would have you running its operations?"
• (Ajedrez) "I'm his daughter."

• (Cucuy) "The man I work for, Mr. Sands, is hiring El Mariachi to kill General Marquez."
• (Barillo) "So you want to join us. First you must understand. There is the bait and there is the trade."
• (Cucuy) "So El Mariachi is the trade?"
• (Barillo) "You are."

• (Agent Sands) "Bullfights. Bull hockey. Do you like this? The bull is stabbed, prodded, beaten. The bull is wounded. The bull is tired before the matador ever steps into the ring. Now, is that victory? Of course it is. Want to know the secret to winning? Creative sportsmanship. In other words --"
• (Agent Sands) "One has to rig the game."

• (Chicle Boy) "Is someone following you?"
• (Agent Sands) "Well, it's a little difficult for me to tell right now, because I'm kinda having a bad day."
• (Agent Sands) "Ouch."

• (El Mariachi) "Go practice."
• (Fideo) "Practice playing or shooting?"
• (El Mariachi) "What do you think?"
• (Fideo) "I don't think, I drink."

• (Carolina) "What's wrong?"
• (El Mariachi) "Everything."

• (Marquez) "Carolina?"
• (El Mariachi) "She died."
• (Marquez) "Your daughter?"
• (El Mariachi) "She died."
• (Marquez) "You?"
• (El Mariachi) "Dead."
• (Marquez) "And me?"
• (El Mariachi) "Alive and well."
• (El Mariachi) "In hell."

• (Agent Sands) "I feel its only fair to warn you, that killing me is crossing the line and you will have every single Marine from here to Guantanamo Bay up your keester mister, so just know that."
• (Barillo) "Fortunately for you, nothing you did is worth dying for. You have only seen too much. We are going to make sure this does not happen again."

• (El Presidente) "Who are you guys?"
• (El Mariachi) "Sons of Mexico, sir."

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