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Michael Shayne, Private Detective Quotes

Michael Shayne, Private Detective is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Michael Shayne, Private Detective completed its run in 1970.

It features Sol M. Wurtzel as producer, Cyril J. Mockridge in charge of musical score, and George Schneiderman as head of cinematography.

Michael Shayne, Private Detective is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Michael Shayne, Private Detective is 77 minutes long. Michael Shayne, Private Detective is distributed by Twentieth Century Fox.

The cast includes: Marjorie Weaver as Phyllis Brighton, Lloyd Nolan as Michael Shayne, Robert Emmett Keane as Larry Kincaid, Elizabeth Patterson as Aunt Olivia, and Donald MacBride as Chief Painter.

Michael Shayne, Private Detective Quotes

Lloyd Nolan as Michael Shayne

  • (Lloyd Nolan) "Hey, Steve, that brooch is as phony as a mother-in-law's kiss."
  • (Lloyd Nolan) "What do I get paid off in?"
  • (Robert Emmett Keane) "Nice pictures of Washington and Lincoln with numbers on them; big numbers."
  • (Unnamed) "Quite a little nest you have here, Ponsby."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes, sir. We think it rather cozy."
  • (Lloyd Nolan) "Cozy, heh."
  • (Lloyd Nolan) "I'll bet if you walk in your sleep, you need a bicycle."

Elizabeth Patterson as Aunt Olivia

  • (Elizabeth Patterson) "Go on, young man. I used to be an art student."
  • (Elizabeth Patterson) "It was the great piano mystery. The body was found under the piano, his throat was strangled with piano wires, the soft pedal was found imbedded in his neck, and somebody had completely severed the head from the body. He was dead."
  • (Lloyd Nolan) "Oh, suicide, hmmm?"
  • (Elizabeth Patterson) "When I was young; I mean a little younger; in New York I played Madame Butterfly."
  • (Lloyd Nolan) "You did?"
  • (Elizabeth Patterson) "Mmmm-hmmm."
  • (Lloyd Nolan) "What race?"

Donald MacBride as Chief Painter

  • (Donald MacBride) "When are you gonna start talking straight?"
  • (Lloyd Nolan) "Not until my attorney gets out of law school."
  • (Donald MacBride) "Well, it may be a case to you, but it's all goulash to me."
  • (Donald MacBride) "Shayne? What are you doing here?"
  • (Lloyd Nolan) "Ask me later. I haven't thought of an answer yet."

Marjorie Weaver as Phyllis Brighton

  • (Marjorie Weaver) "What happened to you?"
  • (Lloyd Nolan) "I tore my pants."
  • (Marjorie Weaver) "Your head. What'd you do to it?"
  • (Lloyd Nolan) "It was open by mistake."
  • (Marjorie Weaver) "All my rabbits have flat feet."

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