Mind Over Murder Quotes

Mind Over Murder is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Mind Over Murder ended its run in 1970.

Mind Over Murder Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Oh, that's funny. That's even more humorous than that joke you told us last night."
• (Unnamed) "Okay, so a Jewish guy and a Chinese guy walk into a bar, right? Oh, oh, wait a second --"
• (Unnamed) "Okay, a Jewish guy and a Chinese guy walk into a bar, and there's this naked priest sitting there, and he- ooh, sorry, Father."
• (Naked Priest) "No, I've heard 'em all."

• (Unnamed) "I can't even watch tv anymore All the shows are starting to run together."
• (Announcer) "This show contains adult content and is brought to you by the letter H."
• (Bert) "Hello? Son of a bitch. I'm on my way."
• (Bert) "Some poor bastard got his head blown off down at a place called Hooper's."
• (Ernie) "Bert, I wish you wouldn't drink so much, Bert."
• (Bert) "Well, Ernie, I wish you wouldn't eat cookies in the damn bed."
• (Ernie) "Bert, you're shouting again, Bert."

• (Man) "Wow, Lois Griffin. Hey, I love your act. Nice melons."
• (Unnamed) "Hey, listen pal."
• (Unnamed) "Peter, I'm holding melons."
• (Unnamed) "Oh."
• (Man) "And her hooters ain't bad either."
• (Unnamed) "Now hang on a second there."
• (Unnamed) "Peter, I'm holding hooters."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, sorry."
• (Man) "No problem. Your wife's hot."
• (Unnamed) "All right that's it."

• (Boy) "Hey, you hit my mom."
• (Unnamed) "No, I hit your dad."
• (Bystander) "Whoa, stand back, give her some air."
• (Unnamed) "You mean -- give him some air."
• (Woman) "Call an ambulance. She's going into labor."
• (Unnamed) "Y-you mean he's going into labor."
• (Unnamed) "Whoops."

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