Mind Your Language Quotes

Mind Your Language is a Comedy; Education that first aired in 1977 on ITV (TV network). Mind Your Language ended in 1979.

Mind Your Language lasted 4 seasons and 42 episodes. It features Max_Harris_(composer) as composer. Mind Your Language is executive produced by Stuart Allen. Mind Your Language is created by Vince Powell.

Each episode of Mind Your Language is 25 minutes long. Mind Your Language is produced by London Weekend Television.

The cast includes: Barry Evans as Jeremy Brown, Albert Moses as Ranjeet Singh, Zara Nutley as Miss Courtney, Françoise Pascal as Danielle Favre, George Camiller as Giovanni Capello, and Jamila Massey as Jamila Ranjha.

Mind Your Language Quotes

Françoise Pascal as Danielle Favre

• (Ingrid Svenson) "I very much like teacher."
• (Françoise Pascal) "You will not make the eyes on Mr. Brown."
• (Ingrid Svenson) "If I want to, I will."
• (Françoise Pascal) "Mr. Brown does not care for the blonde ladies."
• (Ingrid Svenson) "Swedish women are the beautifulest."
• (Françoise Pascal) "The problem with Swedish women is that are they too big in the bosom."
• (Ingrid Svenson) "The French are too big in the mouth."

Barry Evans as Jeremy Brown

• (Barry Evans) "Where do you go to cash a check?"
• (Albert Moses) "In Czechoslovakia."

• (Barry Evans) "Giovanni?"
• (George Camiller) "Si, professore."
• (Barry Evans) "No "professore"."
• (George Camiller) "No "professore"?"
• (Barry Evans) "No, from now on, you are to address me as "Sir"."
• (George Camiller) ""Sir"? Now I understand."
• (George Camiller) "You have gone to get "notted"."
• (Barry Evans) "Come again?"
• (George Camiller) "Si, you have gone to get "notted" by the Queen."

• (Barry Evans) "Take Danielle, for instance."
• (George Camiller) "I would love to take Danielle."

• (Barry Evans) "Su-Lee, spell "Democracy""
• (Chung Su-Lee) "C-H-I-N-A."
• (Barry Evans) "And I suppose if I asked you to spell "Dictatorship", you would have spelt "England"?"
• (Chung Su-Lee) "Or "America"."

• (Ali Nadim) "Oh dearie me."
• (Barry Evans) "You can say that again."
• (Ali Nadim) "Oh dearie me."

• (Police Sergeant) "What is your name?"
• (Juan Cervantes) "Por favor?"
• (Police Sergeant) "How do you spell that?"
• (Barry Evans) "That's not his name."
• (Police Sergeant) "Oh, giving me a fake name, are we?"
• (Juan Cervantes) "Por favor?"
• (Police Sergeant) "I'll come back to you, Mr. Por Favor, or whatever you name is."

• (Barry Evans) "How about a toast for Ali and Su-Lee?"
• (George Camiller) "No, sorry, we have no toast, only biscuits."
• (Barry Evans) "No, I mean a toast for Ali and Su-Lee."
• (George Camiller) "We have no toast for them, either."

Albert Moses as Ranjeet Singh

• (Albert Moses) "If at first, you are not succeeding, try try."
• (Barry Evans) "Again."
• (Albert Moses) "If at first, you are --"

Zara Nutley as Miss Courtney

• (Zara Nutley) "Can anybody tell me who said "To Be or Not To Be"?"
• (Chung Su-Lee) "Chairman Mao."
• (Zara Nutley) "This may come as a shock to you, but there are people who've written things besides Chairman Mao."
• (Chung Su-Lee) "Chairman Mao lite evelything."
• (Zara Nutley) "Well, he certainly didn't lite -- write "To Be or Not To Be"."

• (Zara Nutley) "Sex?"
• (Barry Evans) "Occasionally."

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