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Minnie and Moskowitz Quotes

Minnie and Moskowitz is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Minnie and Moskowitz ended in 1970.

Minnie and Moskowitz is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Minnie and Moskowitz is 114 minutes long. Minnie and Moskowitz is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Seymour Cassel as Seymour Moskowitz, Val Avery as Zelmo Swift, and Gena Rowlands as Minnie Moore.

Minnie and Moskowitz Quotes

Seymour Cassel as Seymour Moskowitz

  • (Seymour Cassel) "I think about you so much, I forget to go to the bathroom."
  • (Seymour Cassel) "If you think of yourself as funny, you become tragic."

Val Avery as Zelmo Swift

  • (Val Avery) "You know, I don't go out much. Did you know that? I'm actually scared of women. You must be frightened of men too, huh? I don't know what to say to them, to women. I say, "Hello. Hello, how are you?" I say anything I can think of, but I don't say anything, not really. I'm a loner, I'm always alone. My interests are in Keats, Shelley, Swinburne, Shakespeare, Marlowe, Wordsworth -- Opera, poetry, music -- Did you know I was reading since I was twelve years old? I wear glasses now, I read so much."
  • (Gena Rowlands) "That's funny, I -- I would've sworn you're a businessman."
  • (Val Avery) "Naaah, I hate business. I hate it. It's funny because I'm a rich man. But I hate makin' money. I don't know what to do with it. I wake up in the morning, I say, "Zelmo, oh Zelmo. What are you gonna do with all your money?" What can I do with all my money? I don't know. I give it to charity, I give to friends. I buy a big house. I take vacations. From what? I don't know. But I go on, I go on. I'm not married anymore. I was married to a -- Actually, she was a very rare woman. We didn't have any children so it didn't last long. I mean -- I made a big mistake on our wedding night, you know. Personal stuff. Look at your hands, they're so delicate. Minnie, you know what my trouble is?You know what my trouble is? I got hair down my back and on my chest and down my arms, but not on my legs. My legs are very smooth."
  • (Val Avery) "You know, you're tall and lovely. How tall and lovely are you?"

Gena Rowlands as Minnie Moore

  • (Gena Rowlands) "Seymour likes cars. He's very happy with cars."

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