Minutemen (film) Quotes

Minutemen is a TV program that appeared on TV in 2008 on Disney Channel. Minutemen ended its run in 1970.

It features Douglas Sloan (television producer) as producer, and Nathan Wang as theme composer.

Minutemen is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Minutemen is 90 minutes long. Minutemen is produced by Disney Channel and distributed by Disney-ABC Domestic Television.

The cast includes: Kara Crane as Jeanette, Luke Benward as Charlie Tuttle, Nicholas Braun as Zeke Thompson, Jason Dolley as Virgil Fox, Dexter Darden as Chester, Steven R. McQueen as Derek Beaugard, and Chelsea Kane as Stephanie Jameson.

Minutemen Quotes

Steven R. McQueen as Derek Beaugard

• (Steven R. McQueen) "I don't know what's got into all the nerds lately. It's like they just -- don't know their place anymore."

• (Steven R. McQueen) "Nice snowsuits dorks."
• (Jason Dolley) "Hey Derek."
• (Steven R. McQueen) "Yeah."
• (Jason Dolley) "Have fun with Jocelyn."
• (Steven R. McQueen) "I don't know what you are talking about."
• (Jason Dolley) "Well i just figured that you both are good with lipstick."
• (Steven R. McQueen) "You were always going to be a nerd."
• (Jason Dolley) "And you were always going to be a jerk."

Jason Dolley as Virgil Fox

• (Jason Dolley) "At least they finally got the name right."

• (Jason Dolley) "Charlie, how many more times do I have to apologize?"
• (Luke Benward) "212 times ought to do it."

• (Jason Dolley) "I have a chance to be somebody."
• (Luke Benward) "All right, but know this. What happened down there is we became friends. That day we were tied to that stupid Rams statue. This day, this day that you hate so much because you got a little embarrassed. This is my favorite day. Even though I'd still be a nerd, it didn't really matter anymore. Because I had a real friend. And that would always make everything okay. So much for always, I guess."

• (Unnamed) "Everybody freeze, FBI."
• (Unnamed) "Stop, CIA."
• (Unnamed) "Bureau of Weights and Measures."
• (Jason Dolley) "In the future, you should probably go first."

• (Jason Dolley) "You robbed NASA?"
• (Luke Benward) "It's not as bad as it sounds."
• (Jason Dolley) "Yes, this is worse than it sounds."

• (Jason Dolley) "You're 14 years old. You're 2 years away from your driver's license. You still call your underwear underpants. Yet I'm supposed to believe you can build a time machine?"
• (Luke Benward) "Yes. And based on my specifications, a person should be able to go 48 hours into the past."
• (Jason Dolley) "That's weak"
• (Luke Benward) "Pardon me. How's YOUR time formula coming along?"

• (Jason Dolley) "Tell me I don't look as ridiculous as you do?"
• (Luke Benward) "It's not that bad, really."

• (Jason Dolley) "Senior year and I'm still sitting at the dork table -- No offence guys, I do enjoy the stimulating conversations --"
• (Dexter Darden) "None taken."

• (Jason Dolley) "The Minutemen must use their powers for truth and justice"
• (Luke Benward) "Who's the Minutemen"
• (Jason Dolley) "Us. The all important minutes of time. Cool, eh?"
• (Luke Benward) "No"
• (Nicholas Braun) "Not Really"

Luke Benward as Charlie Tuttle

• (Luke Benward) "So you already know about the black hole?"
• (Unnamed) "What?"
• (Luke Benward) "The black hole. Oh, I knew you guys were underfunded, but come on."

• (Luke Benward) "I know there's got to be an important use for the time machine."
• (Jason Dolley) "What's more important then being rich and popular? I'm kidding -- mostly."

Chelsea Kane as Stephanie Jameson

• (Chelsea Kane) "Mon petit ami est un cerveau menteur de fromage"
• (Steven R. McQueen) "You see, that's why I need her help. I haven't a clue what you just said."
• (Chelsea Kane) "I said, my boyfriend is a lying cheese brain"

Kara Crane as Jeanette

• (Kara Crane) "What's new, cockatoo? Hey, you look like a superhero."
• (Luke Benward) "Thanks, pumpkin."
• (Nicholas Braun) "The scene in the hallway hasn't happened yet, you've never kissed her before."
• (Luke Benward) "Oh, right."
• (Luke Benward) "Jeanette. Jeanette, I-I'm sorry, I was just-I can explain."
• (Nicholas Braun) "Dude. It's okay."

Nicholas Braun as Zeke Thompson

• (Nicholas Braun) "That's it, NO MORE TIME TRAVEL."

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