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Miracles (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

Miracles (How I Met Your Mother) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Miracles ended in 1970.

Miracles (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

  • (Barney Stinson) "Ted, can we be friends again?"
  • (Ted Mosby) "Barney, come on. We're more then friends. We're brothers."
  • (Barney Stinson) "You're my brother, Ted."
  • (Ted Mosby) "You're my brother, Barney."
  • (Barney Stinson) "Did you hear that, Marshall? We're brothers now."
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "We're all brothers."
  • (Barney Stinson) "Yeah, but I'm your best brother, right?"
  • (Robin Scherbatsky) "I love Bruce Springsteen. He's like the American Bryan Adams."
  • (Ted Mosby) "I need to go to Happy Fun Land."
  • (Bill) "You can say it all you want, I'm not giving you any morphine."
  • (Robin Scherbatsky) "A pencil going up Barney's nose is not a miracle."
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "Then what other explanation do you have?"
  • (Robin Scherbatsky) "Uh -- a drunken fool with a box full of pencils?"
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "Yeah, a drunken fool called God, and a box of pencils called Destiny."
  • (Stella Zinman) "So, my sister broke up with her boyfriend."
  • (Ted Mosby) "Well, now I can finally say it: I hated that guy. Everything out of his mouth is 'I'm a vegan.', 'Fish feel pain.', 'I'm never constipated.'. That guy's an idiot."
  • (Stella Zinman) "Actually, she's marrying him. I just wanted your honest opinion."
  • (Ted Mosby) "He's actually a really nice guy. There's a wisdom --"
  • (Barney Stinson) "I had to look away because if I watched what the paramedics were about to do, I would've passed out. Then they took out this electric blade thing, and I kept thinking "this isn't happening, this isn't happening.""
  • (Lily Aldrin) "Oh my god, what did they cut?"
  • (Barney Stinson) "My suit, my beautiful suit."
  • (Ted Mosby) "I realized what changed between the moment I broke up with you and the moment I wanted you back."
  • (Stella Zinman) "Your cab got T-boned by a jackass on a cell phone?"
  • (Ted Mosby) "I changed. I realized I want to be the man that you need. That's why I spent ten minutes at the claw machine trying to get the fake diamond ring but all I could get is the orange kangaroo."
  • (Stella Zinman) "Diamond ring?"
  • (Ted Mosby) "Will you marry me?"

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