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Miranda (2002 film) Quotes

Miranda (2002 film) is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Miranda completed its run in 1970.

It features Laurence Bowen as producer, Murray Gold in charge of musical score, and Ben Davis (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Miranda (2002 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Miranda (2002 film) is 93 minutes long. Miranda (2002 film) is distributed by First Look Pictures.

Miranda (2002 film) Quotes

  • (Frank) "That night she went missing. Didn't know where. She didn't say, and I didn't ask. But wherever she went, it must have been a very sad place. Because -- when she came back, a part of her had gone. Forever."
  • (Frank) "Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy wakes up, and girl's f***ed off in a taxi. She was gone. 2:15, 3:15, 4:15 -- Even Jesus came back after three days. And he was dead."
  • (Rod) "Put down the pickle. We come in peace."
  • (Gerry) "You have GOT to be joking."
  • (Frank) "She's a con man."
  • (Rod) "And?"
  • (Frank) "It's bad."
  • (Rod) "No, Frank, your hair -- is bad. She is exciting. No, no -- she's beyond exciting. She's -- she's international. Get out there, conquer it."
  • (Frank) "I can't."
  • (Rod) "Why not?"
  • (Frank) "I'm a librarian."
  • (Rod) "Frank, you're clinging to the past. You haven't even got one. You just -- stayed in."
  • (Frank) "He was right. That's all I did. I stayed in. Read books. Until I met her. And what had I done? I panicked. I'd thrown it away. In one month with her -- I'd been kidnapped -- we'd made 5 million quid from a psychopath. I was alive, electrified by raw, painful, horrible, glorious life. I was in love with 2 women. And that was fine -- because both of them were her."
  • (Frank) "That's the thing, I don't just love the girl with the brown eyes who laid beside me by the sea. I love the girl with the blue eyes as well. The one in London."
  • (Rod) "What was her name?"
  • (Frank) "Miranda. That's the point. I love both of them. The good and the bad."
  • (Rod) "And the ugly."
  • (Frank) "I had always wanted to know what those love songs were all about, now I know why they are all sad."
  • (Miranda) "Wait. I can learn. I can be whatever you want me to be."
  • (Frank) "And there you have it. You've gotta' be careful what you wish for. It might come true."
  • (Frank) "Would you like to go for a drink?"
  • (Miranda) "No. Why?"
  • (Frank) "You know, when people say the've seen miracles? Amazing things like, you know, they say they've seen the face of the virgin Mary. But it ain't, it's just a piece of coal or something."
  • (Miranda) "Yeah?"
  • (Frank) "Well, what's important is, they've witnessed something of such humongously large, religous proportions, that their whole life just; shimmers."
  • (Miranda) "Yeah."
  • (Frank) "That's me, that is."
  • (Frank) "You are my virgin Mary -- coal -- thing."
  • (Frank) "I just wanna sit beside you in a bar. Go on then, say no. I know you're gonna say it."
  • (Miranda) "Allright then. One drink, no f***."
  • (Frank) "I go to the shop for two bars of chocolate, 20 cigarettes, a packet of condoms, and a pint of milk. We have a competition to see which we could finish first. Usually it was the chocolates, followed by the condoms, then the cigarettes. The milk lasted longest. It was long life. I always buy stuff with preservatives in it. Makes you live longer."
  • (Frank) "Maybe she was kidnapped."
  • (Rod) "Maybe she just -- left. Life's a bitch."
  • (Frank) "I know."
  • (Rod) "And life has a lot of sisters."
  • (Nailor) "I need to see you."
  • (Miranda) "If I don't call, you'll know it's me."
  • (Miranda) "It's like whatever we say becomes true."
  • (Frank) "She wrapped herself around me like a vine. Wild as the sea. And yet so fragile. It could take your breath away --"
  • (Frank) "Literally -- In that moment, I loved her with all my heart."
  • (Miranda) "When our heads are close, I can hear the ocean."
  • (Nailor) "I'm a caesarian. Cut from the belly of a woman. Dragged into this world with all its sharp little edges. I've spent my entire life trying to buy my way back in."
  • (Frank) "So there you go. Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy helps girl make 5 million quid from some pervert. It just didn't feel right."
  • (Miranda) "I don't want sex."
  • (Frank) "I didn't ask -- I think people should, um, get to know each other better before they have sex."
  • (Miranda) "In what way?"
  • (Frank) "Well, you know, like, um -- 'What's your favorite color?'"
  • (Christian) "Did she tell you the one about the dog? It wasn't her father who did that. It was me -- Pooor Rex."
  • (Frank) "Please say it, say those three words, just three."
  • (Miranda) "f*** off --"
  • (Miranda) "now"
  • (Frank) "2000 people disappear each week. By 2076, There will be no one left. Except me."
  • (Miranda) "How did you find me?"
  • (Nailor) "The smell. I can smell you 500 miles away."
  • (Frank) "What are you thinking about?"
  • (Miranda) "My dad."
  • (Frank) "What's he like?"
  • (Miranda) "He was, um --"
  • (Frank) "Really horrible?"
  • (Miranda) "Yeah -- he killed our dog."
  • (Frank) "Why?"
  • (Miranda) "Because I loved it more than him."
  • (Frank) "Never knew my parents."
  • (Frank) "There she was. In my room. Like she owned it. Everything she touched became rude."
  • (Frank) "She hit me like a truck."
  • (Frank) "Okay, a bit more gracefully. But it hurt more."
  • (Rod) "Sorry it took so long. I had to see a man about a mantra."
  • (Nailor) "Know what I think? I think you're trying to sell me 5 million pounds worth of s*** in the hope of a f***."
  • (Frank) "She's a con man"
  • (Rod) "So?"
  • (Frank) "That's bad"
  • (Rod) "Mate, your hair is bad. This, this is exciting."
  • (Frank) "She wore a Mac. Like those old detective movies where the women used to kiss and chew gum at the same time -- I loved her. I didn't know anything about her, but I loved her."

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