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Misery (film) Quotes

Misery (film) is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Misery ended in 1970.

It features Steve Nicolaides, Rob Reiner, Andrew Scheinman, and Jeffrey Stott as producer, Marc Shaiman in charge of musical score, and Barry Sonnenfeld as head of cinematography.

Misery (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Misery (film) is 107 minutes long. Misery (film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Kathy Bates as Annie Wilkes, and James Caan as Paul Sheldon.

Misery (film) Quotes

Kathy Bates as Annie Wilkes

  • (Kathy Bates) "YOU LYING COCKSUCKER."
  • (Kathy Bates) "He didn't get out of the COCKADOODIE CAR."
  • (Kathy Bates) "Oh forgive me Paul for prattling away and making everything all oogy."
  • (Kathy Bates) "I thought you were good Paul -- but you're not good. You're just another lying ol' dirty birdy."
  • (Kathy Bates) "Now that's an oogie mess."
  • (Kathy Bates) "What's the ceiling that Dago painted?"
  • (James Caan) "The Sistine Chapel?"
  • (Kathy Bates) "Oh, my goodness. Heavens to Betsy."
  • (Kathy Bates) "MISERY IS ALIVE, MISERY IS ALIVE. OH, This whole house is going to be full of romance, OOOH, I AM GOING TO PUT ON MY LIBERACE RECORDS."
  • (Kathy Bates) "God came to me last night and told me your purpose for being here. I am going to help you write a new book."
  • (James Caan) "You think I can just whip one out?"
  • (Kathy Bates) "Oh, but I don't think Paul, I know."
  • (James Caan) "What?"
  • (Kathy Bates) "She can't be dead, MISERY CHASTAIN CANNOT BE DEAD."
  • (James Caan) "Annie, in 1871, women often died during childbirth. But her SPIRIT is the important thing, and Misery's spirit is still alive."
  • (James Caan) "No -- I didn't."
  • (Kathy Bates) "WHO DID?"
  • (James Caan) "No one. She -- she died. She just slipped away."
  • (Kathy Bates) "God I love you."
  • (Kathy Bates) "Anything else I can get for you while I am in town? How about a tiny tape recorder, or how about a handmade pair of writing slippers?"
  • (James Caan) "No, just the paper would be fine."
  • (Kathy Bates) "Are you sure? Because if you want I can bring back the whole store for you."
  • (James Caan) "Annie, what's the matter?"
  • (Kathy Bates) "WHAT'S THE MATTER? I'll tell you "what's the matter." I go out of my way for you. I do everything to try and make you happy. I feed you, I clean you, I dress you, and what thanks do I get? "Oh, you bought the wrong paper, Annie, I can't write on this paper, Annie." Well, I'll get your stupid paper but you just better start showing me a little appreciation around here, Mr. MAN."
  • (Kathy Bates) "And don't even think about anybody coming for you. Not the doctors, not your agent, not your family. 'Cause I never called them. Nobody knows you're here. And you better hope nothing happens to me. Because if I die -- you die."
  • (Kathy Bates) "The swearing, Paul. There, I said it."
  • (James Caan) "The, uh, profanity bothers you?"
  • (Kathy Bates) "It has no nobility."
  • (James Caan) "These are slum kids, I was a slum kid. Everybody talks like that."
  • (Kathy Bates) "THEY DO NOT. What do you think I say when I go to the feedstore in town, "Oh, now Wally, give me a bag of that F-in' pig feed, and ten pounds of that bitchly cow corn"? And the bank do I tell Mrs. Bollinger, "Oh, here's one big bastard of a check, give me some of your Christ-ing money?" THERE, LOOK THERE, SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO."

James Caan as Paul Sheldon

  • (Waitress) "Excuse me, but are you Paul Sheldon?"
  • (James Caan) "Yes."
  • (Waitress) "I just wanted to tell you I'm your number one fan."
  • (James Caan) "That's -- very sweet of you --"
  • (James Caan) "Eat it till ya choke, you sick, twisted f***."
  • (James Caan) "I don't know if anyone could ever totally get over something like that -- It's weird. Even though i know she's dead, I still think about her once and a while."
  • (James Caan) "Remember how for all those years, nobody knew who Misery's real father was, or if they'd ever be reunited? It's all right here. Does she finally marry Ian, or will it be Winthorne? It's all right here."
  • (Kathy Bates) "Paul you can't."
  • (James Caan) "Why not? I learned it from you."
  • (James Caan) "Come on, you've written about this. Now, do it."
  • (James Caan) "What do you know? It actually works."

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