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Modern Problems Quotes

Modern Problems is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Modern Problems ended its run in 1970.

It features Alan Greisman as producer, Dominic Frontiere in charge of musical score, and Edmond L. Koons as head of cinematography.

Modern Problems is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Modern Problems is 89 minutes long. Modern Problems is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Chevy Chase as Max, Brian Doyle-Murray as Brian Stills, Nell Carter as Dorita, Patti D'Arbanville as Darcy, Mary Kay Place as Lorraine, and Dabney Coleman as Mark.

Modern Problems Quotes

Nell Carter as Dorita

  • (Nell Carter) "According to these chicken guts, there's going to be an awfully big ruckus here this weekend."

Mary Kay Place as Lorraine

  • (Mary Kay Place) "Poor guy. He's a prince who thinks he's a frog."
  • (Mary Kay Place) "Are you gonna be okay?"
  • (Chevy Chase) "Oh, yeah, I think things will be okay."
  • (Mary Kay Place) "Good."
  • (Dabney Coleman) "Well, not necessarily."

Chevy Chase as Max

  • (Chevy Chase) "I'm starting to see things move in thin air. Like this morning, I think I caused Darcy's coffee cup to slide across the table and crash. And then everything around was shaking and quaking --"
  • (Brian Doyle-Murray) "You trashed the place 'cause you're mad at this Daisy chick, right?"
  • (Chevy Chase) "No, no, Brian, I did it but I didn't touch anything."
  • (Brian Doyle-Murray) "Look, we all think we got some monster inside us that's ready to explode any minute. You break things. I masturbate, so what? Same difference."
  • (Chevy Chase) "Ahahahaha -- I like it."

Patti D'Arbanville as Darcy

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Brian Doyle-Murray as Brian Stills

  • (Brian Doyle-Murray) "Are you still seeing things move?"
  • (Chevy Chase) "I'm making things move."
  • (Brian Doyle-Murray) "Max, could you sit down? I have a crick in my neck."

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