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Modern Romance (film) Quotes

Modern Romance (film) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Modern Romance ended its run in 1970.

It features Andrew Scheinman as producer, John Barry (composer) in charge of musical score, and Eric Saarinen as head of cinematography.

Modern Romance (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Modern Romance (film) is 93 minutes long. Modern Romance (film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Albert Brooks as Robert Cole, Albert Henderson as Head Mixer, and Bruno Kirby as Jay.

Modern Romance (film) Quotes

Albert Brooks as Robert Cole

  • (Albert Brooks) "One, two, three. And I don't even miss her, two, three. One, two, three. And I don't even miss her, two, three --."
  • (Albert Brooks) "Jay, listen -- I didn't tell you this before, and I think I should tell you now. I love you. I mean, in the right way. I think you're an amazing guy, and I -- I think I just love you."
  • (Bruno Kirby) "The ludes kicked in, right?"
  • (Albert Brooks) "How much would you say this weighs?"
  • (Albert Henderson) "I don't know. Maybe it doesn't weigh anything; did you ever think of that? Maybe it's on one of those planets that doesn't have any gravity."

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