Modern Warfare (Community) Quotes

Modern Warfare (Community) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Modern Warfare completed its run in 1970.

Modern Warfare (Community) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Write some original songs."

• (Unnamed) "You get it all out of your system?"
• (Unnamed) "Almost."
• (Unnamed) "What do you want from me, Jeffrey?"
• (Unnamed) "Guess."

• (Unnamed) "What is going on?"
• (Unnamed) "The-the paintball game was-was s-starting, and the-the dean, the dean announced the-the prize. The prize. We-we turned on each other like-like animals."
• (Unnamed) "What was the prize?"
• (Unnamed) "Was? This is not over. This is still happening. Right now."
• (Unnamed) "Leonard? Leonard. I'm not playing."
• (Unnamed) "Everyone's playing."

• (Unnamed) "Glee club."
• (Unnamed) "How do you know it's the Glee Club?"
• (Unnamed) "Listen."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, brother."
• (Unnamed) "That is so uninspired."
• (Unnamed) "I'm not so sure --"

• (Unnamed) "Come with me if you don't want paint on your clothes."

• (Unnamed) "Don't tell me you had sex with me just to win at paintball."
• (Unnamed) "No. I had sex with you and I'm going to win at paintball. Don't be gross."

• (Unnamed) "Let's get back to Britta and Jeff."
• (Unnamed) "There is no Britta and Jeff."
• (Unnamed) "He said, fully erect."

• (Unnamed) "You thinking what I'm thinking?"
• (Unnamed) "Mmm-hmm. Our team's walking with God."
• (Unnamed) "I'm thinking we may already be the only seven left. In which case, this is a window for the two of us to take out the others."
• (Unnamed) "Real nice, Troy. That would great PR for the black students."
• (Unnamed) "I'm not an ambassador. I am a gladiator. Now, do you want to win or not?"
• (Unnamed) "Troy made God mad."

• (Unnamed) "Shirley, I'm gonna win that prize for you and your boys."
• (Unnamed) "That's nice."
• (Unnamed) "Shirley, I'm gonna win that prize, but not for you or your boys."
• (Unnamed) "That's less nice."

• (Unnamed) "Freeze Mamma-jamma."

• (Unnamed) "Oh my God, you've been hit."
• (Unnamed) "What? Oh no."
• (Unnamed) "Wait, wait -- it's blood."
• (Unnamed) "I thought it was paint but I'm just bleeding. Talk about luck."

• (Unnamed) "I'm going home."
• (Unnamed) "Yes, you are."
• (Unnamed) "No, seriously. I'm going home. Can you help me up?"

• (Unnamed) "Checkmate Bitches."
• (Unnamed) "And tell the Drama Club their tears will be real today."

• (Unnamed) "What it is, Soul Brother."

• (Unnamed) "They remind me of Sam and Diane. I hated Sam and Diane."
• (Unnamed) "Who are Sam and Diane?"
• (Unnamed) "All right, we get it. You're young."

• (Unnamed) "You get it all out of your system?"
• (Unnamed) "Almost."
• (Unnamed) "What do you want from me, Jeffrey?"
• (Unnamed) "Guess."

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